Review: LEGION

Now we have it folks, another vision of the end of mankind. Another tale of God turning his back on his children, smiting us in one fell swoop… throwing in the towel so to speak and starting over. Well, at least that’s the intention.

LEGION is Scott Stewart’s big cinematic break and personally, I found the film to be mostly a big cinematic disappointment. No, it’s not a terrible movie. In many ways, it’s a perfectly adequate addition to the average stock of genre fare, but what it lacks is any truly original or groundbreaking elements.

The film begins by introducing the cast of human characters whom all coalesce at a dumpy all-in-one diner, filling station and repair shop. As God sends his legion of meat puppets possessed by angels to wipe out mankind the small ragtag group of humans are led in an unlikely battle royal by the angel Michael (Paul Bettany) who has “severed” his allegiance to God in a bid to save humanity.

Now we’ve laid out the overall plot of LEGION, and no… I haven’t given everything away, but honestly there’s not much to give away. I really don’t mean to be so hard on the film. It had its moments. For example, the costume design and approach of portraying the angels Michael and Gabriel (Kevin Durand) was pretty cool and Gabriel had some nifty fighting moves and a badass techno-mace as a weapon. However, the film lacked any really intriguing or fascinating draw. I found myself at a loss for even a single moment of awe. Nothing in the film truly grabbed my attention and demanded that I sit up and pay attention.

LEGION admittedly takes a difficult subject matter, but one with which it could have done some really cool things with, and fails to perform outside the box. What is lacking from the film that could have made it much more compelling was if it had taken some risks, perhaps a bit of controversy or stepped out on a limb. LEGION needed more edginess; more flare and fire. Overall, it falls flat.

The human characters — portrayed by Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Tyrese Gibson, Adrianne Palicki, Charles S. Dutton, Kate Walsh, Jon Tenney and Willa Holland – are little more than part cannon fodder and part story crutch. There is a little character development for Charlie (Palicki) who is indirectly significant to the plot and Jeep (Black) ends up being under developed given his ultimate role in the story.

LEGION is at least fairly consistent, despite some stereotypical characters and a plethora of clichés, but the infamous “granny” scene that popped up in all the trailers actually feels terribly out of place in the film. This scene seethes early Sam Raimi a la EVIL DEAD, but none of the remainder of the film leads up to or maintains this feel at all. To be quite frank, the film would have been far more entertaining if it had begun and stuck with this Raimi-esque feel throughout.

Overall, the film ranks somewhere between a high-end direct-to-DVD and a moderately cool theatrical release during a matinee show. LEGION has its moments, but nothing really stands out. It’s great to see Charles S. Dutton back on the big screen and I hope Scott Stewart has acquired some valuable experience so that PRIEST, his next scheduled flick, proves me wrong and blows me away.

Red-Band Trailer for ‘Legion’ Released

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So much for free will.   God’s taking our asses out, and he’s decided to do it in gory, R-rated fashion.   Luckily for us, the archangel Michael has come to Earth to save us.   He, a diner full of notable actors, and some pretty heavy artillery are going to fight off the forces of Heaven before the Apocalypse can rear its ugly head.

Luckily for all of us, we have a teaser for this battle to the end.   Through its Myspace page, we have this redband, extended trailer for Scott Stewart’s new film, ‘Legion.’   It stars Paul Bettany as Michael, Kevin Durand as Gabriel, and Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, and Adrianne Palicki as the human fodder for these bad ass servants of the Lord.   Doug Jones also shows up as someone called the Ice Cream Man, and, judging by the first, few seconds of this clip, he’s going to be giving movie goers nightmares come January 22nd.

Check it:

It’s very bloody, and there just isn’t anything that quite spells the end of the world like an old lady spouting the F-bomb.   All in all, this looks like it’s going to be one sacriligious blast at the cineplex.   It’s even cooler that it has some A-list power behind its cast.

‘Legion’ comes out on January 22nd.   My nightmares of Doug Jones’ freakishly long arms begin January 23rd.

‘Fame’ chooses five for cast

The movie that made you want to dance is coming back with a an all-star cast for the faculty. Actors Megan Mullally, Kelsey Grammer, Charles S. Dutton, Bebe Neuwirth and Debbie Allen have all been cast to take on the  administrative and teaching roles in MGM and Lakeshore Entertainment’s remake of ‘Fame’. Choreographer Kevin Tancharoen will take on directing this  1980 musical about a group of dancers, singers, actors and artists trying to survive four grueling years at the prestigious New York City High School of Performing Arts. It’s going to be interesting to see who gets cast as the students for this upcoming feature.

Source: HollywoodReporter