FINAL PORTRAIT-Review

Time for a hefty dose of culture down at the ole’ multiplex (really, the joint needs some classing up). The cinema arts have often used iconic figures in the other arts for inspiration and drama. Films have been based on the lives of writers, composers, musicians, and performers. Since the movies are such a visual medium, it’s only natural that they would veer into the worlds of illustration and fine art. Over the last few years, a cinematic art museum has featured lauded film biographies like MR. TURNER, POLLOCK, and last year’s Oscar-nominated wonder LOVING VINCENT. Really, Van Gough has been the focus or supporting character in several films, as have DaVinci, Michelangelo, Picasso, even Warhol. Now add another to that roster with this film about the 20th century sculptor Alberto Giacometti. But in this docudrama he’s not working his magic with clay and plaster. This story is told by the subject of his work with paint brushes on canvas. We go from blank slate to the FINAL PORTRAIT.

Writer and art historian James Lord (Armie Hammer) narrates the story of this collaboration in early sixties Paris. At a gallery, Lord accosts an older, chain-smoking, disheveled gentleman. It is the renown Alberto Giacometti (Geoffrey Rush), who has asked him to pose for a portrait. They head back to his studio, on an out-of-the-way side street. Across from that workshop is the flat he shares with often neglected wife Annette (Sylvie Testud). And above the studio is the workspace of Alberto’s younger brother Diego (Tony Shalhoub), who crafts the armatures for his brother’s sculptures along with pedestals and frames. As Lord sits across from Alberto for his new masterpiece, the calm is disrupted by the arrival of the great artist’s obsession, the prostitute known as Caroline (Clemence Poesy). The promise of “only a two or three-hour posing session” has its first postponement. But Lord has a few days to spare and gladly agrees to return, for a Giacometti is more than worth a bit of inconvenience. But soon those “few hours” stretch into days and eventually weeks as Lord befriends the master’s brother and long-suffering wife. As Alberto hems, haws, procrastinates, and restarts over and over, Lord wonders if the piece will ever be completed.

 

 

Though he’s not the teller of the tale, Rush has the real showcase role as the enigmatic, eccentric artist. Alberto shuffles about in a dead-eyed stare, only exuding his passion when around his much-younger muse. or when he curses at a brush stroke (explosive F-bombs shake the studio with great frequency). At the start of any session, Rush makes us think that there will be a flurry of creativity, only to shift gears to hit the pub or take a stroll. Then later, he exhibits child-like delight as he tosses huge wads of cash about the over-stuffed studio, for though he is half Swiss he doesn’t believe in banks. For much of the film, Hammer is the endlessly patient “straight man”, a blank sounding board for Rush’s rants and outbursts. His Lord may be too cool and aloof, only mildly annoyed that he must call the airline to postpone flights home. Despite a pleading phone conversation trying to calm a rattled acquaintance (friend or lover perhaps), the extended stay is a slight inconvenience. When Lord is agitated it’s merely a contrast to Alberto’s passivity. Shalhoub, with his close-cropped silver hair, is nearly unrecognizable as the great artist’s social buffer, the one who can tame the “talent demons”. But he can only do so much, and becomes Lord’s guide to his brother’s quirks and wild mood swings. As Diego, Shalhoub portrays a man completely content to hover in the shadows, allowing his sibling to bathe in the spotlight of adoration. Poesy as Alberto’s street-walking inspiration is a careening ball of energy knocking the cobwebs and dust off of the artist’s studio and the man himself. Her true motivations remain a mystery. Is he just a “sugar daddy’ or does she really care about him? What is clear is that her “drop-ins” plunge a dagger into the heart of Testud’s Annette, who generates a great deal of empathy as the betrayed spouse.

This marks the first directing effort from acclaimed actor Stanley Tucci , who also wrote the script, that doesn’t include his work in front of the camera. Perhaps this was to concentrate on the interplay between the two leads, or to present the toil and strain in creating art. Unfortunately the scenes in the studio are just not that compelling and quickly become repetitive: Lord arrives, Albert’s crankiness reaches a boiling point, a few brush strokes, then the day’s done. Albert’s inspiration is elusive. An early scene in which he compare Lord’s face to a “thug” or a “degenerate’ doesn’t ring true, particularly with an actor who looks as though he just stepped down from Mount Olympus. A few “outsiders” enter the art space, like gallery dealers and Caroline’s..umm…managers, but the scenes end with little dramatic result. Paris of that era is well recreated, but the constant drinking and chain-smoking seems forced. This true story may have made an engaging two act play, but there’s not enough going on in FINAL PORTRAIT to merit a feature-length flick. Perhaps another museum trek is time better spent on Giacometti.

 

2 Out of 5

 

FINAL PORTRAIT opens everywhere and screens exclusively in the St. Louis area at Landmark’s Plaza Frontenac Cinemas

 

Annapurna Pictures Releases Trailer For Director Boots Riley’s SORRY TO BOTHER YOU

Here’s a first look at the brand new trailer for director Boots Riley’s SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, an Annapurna Pictures release. The film screened on Sunday at SXSW.

The cast includes Lakeith Stanfield, Tessa Thompson, Armie Hammer, Patton Oswalt, Steven Yeun, Terry Crews, David Cross, Danny Glover, Omari Hardwick, Marcella Bragio,Tom Woodruff Jr., Kate Berlant, Jermaine Fowler, Robert Longstreet, Teresa Navarro.

In an alternate present-day version of Oakland, telemarketer Cassius Green discovers a magical key to professional success, propelling him into a macabre universe.

In January The Wrap reported that “Annapurna had picked up the Sundance telemarketer drama, which is the directorial debut of Boots Riley and produced by Forest Whitaker’s Significants Productions, the studio behind Ryan Coogler’s debut feature film, FRUITVALE STATION.”

(l to r.) Lakeith Stanfield as Cassius Green and Armie Hammer as Steve Lift star in director Boots Riley’s SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, an Annapurna Pictures release.

SORRY TO BOTHER YOU opens in theaters July 6.

Visit the official site: sorrytobotheryou.movie

Catch the new posters below.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME – Review

(l-r) Armie Hammer as Oliver and Timothee Chalamet as Elio, in director Luca Guadagnino’s CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. Photo courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics ©

Director Luca Guadagnino explores coming-of-age and gay attraction in earlier, less-open times in Italy, in CALL ME BY YOUR NAME. The film is the third in the Italian director’s “Desire” trilogy, following 2009’s I AM LOVE and 2015’s A BIGGER SPLASH. Once again, Guadagnino explores passion in a beautiful Mediterranean setting.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME takes place in the summer of 1983 in scenic Lombardy, Italy, where 17-year-old American Elio Perlman (French actor Timothee Chalamet). Like all teens, he thinks of the tiny town where his family lives as impossibly dull, even though he and his parents (Michael Stuhlbarg and Amira Casar) live in a 17th-century villa in an idyllic setting. His archaeology professor father always has a graduate student as a summer intern who lives with them. This year, it is tall, blonde and handsome Oliver (Armie Hammer). Thus begins a summer of discovery and exploration of sexual awakening that changes both their lives.

Gorgeously photographed in sunny Italy, young Elio and handsome Oliver bicycle around the beautiful countryside, visit the seashore to see newly-discovered Greek statues, and explore the quaint town. Mostly, they go swimming, with Elio’s friends or on their own, which gives us a plenty of chances to see beautiful bodies.

Basically, this film a coming-of-age film and a gay romance (it should be no spoiler to say that) set in an earlier, more restrictive time for same-sex attraction. Awakening passion and figuring out one’s identity are themes. Both the Perlmans and Oliver are Jewish but Elio describes his family as kind of secret Jews, not drawing attention to their identity in heavily Catholic Italy. On the other hand, Oliver proudly wears a Star of David on a chain around his neck. His openness about his Jewish identity intrigues Elio but no sooner does the film raise the issue of Jewish identity than it drops it, returning to the topic only in a final scene. Instead, it is sexual identity that is the focus of this story.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME has garnered a lot of praise from critics but it seems to this reviewer to offer less than the director’s previous two films in this trilogy. It certainly is a lovely romantic fantasy but it delivers less on the deeper subjects at which it hints. The film’s best moment comes late in the film, when Michael Stuhlbarg, as Elio’s professor father, gives a remarkable soliloquy that sums up some of those themes.

Still, Timothee Chalamet turns in a marvelous performance as Elio. Chalamet, who was also wonderful in LADY BIRD this year, shows Elio struggling with conflicted feelings about who he is, exploring sexuality with a girl (Esther Garrel) while also being attracted to handsome Oliver. Meanwhile, Armie Hammer gives a far-less satisfying performance. Hammer looks too old for a graduate student in his early to mid-twenties, and seems too self-assured as well. Hammer certainly looks good but he does little to really present Oliver as anything other than an idealized Adonis. Armie Hammer’s leaden performance tends to weigh down the whole film, as pretty as he is.

CALL BY YOUR NAME is a visually stunning film and a romantic tale of forbidden love, framed by the beauty of youthful bodies and picturesque Italian countryside, but not quite as complex or intriguing as the previous two films in Guadagnino’s desire series.

RATING: 4 out of 5 stars

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME Opens December 22nd in St. Louis at The Hi-Pointe and Plaza Frontenac

The critically-acclaimed drama CALL ME BY YOUR NAME opens this Friday, December 22nd in St. Louis at The Hi-Pointe and Plaza Frontenac. Be sure to look for Cate Marquis’ review later this week here at We Are Movie Geeks.

A special ticketing link has been set up: http://gwi.io/h68cg4?gwiCampaign=SL

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, the new film by Luca Guadagnino, is a sensual and transcendent tale of first love, based on the acclaimed novel by André Aciman.

It’s the summer of 1983 in the north of Italy, and Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), a precocious 17- year-old American-Italian boy, spends his days in his family’s 17th century villa transcribing and playing classical music, reading, and flirting with his friend Marzia (Esther Garrel). Elio enjoys a close relationship with his father (Michael Stuhlbarg), an eminent professor specializing in Greco-Roman culture, and his mother Annella (Amira Casar), a translator, who favor him with the fruits of high culture in a setting that overflows with natural delights.

While Elio’s sophistication and intellectual gifts suggest he is already a fully-fledged adult, there is much that yet remains innocent and unformed about him, particularly about matters of the heart. One day, Oliver (Armie Hammer), a charming American scholar working on his doctorate, arrives as the annual summer intern tasked with helping Elio’s father.

Amid the sun-drenched splendor of the setting, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME Poster Features Armie Hammer and Timothée Chalamet

Sony Pictures Classics has released the stunning poster for CALL ME BY YOUR NAME.

Don’t miss this sensual and transcendent tale of first love starring Armie Hammer, Timothée Chalamet & Michael Stuhlbarg.

CALL ME BY YOUR NAME, the new film by Luca Guadagnino, is a sensual and transcendent tale of first love, based on the acclaimed novel by André Aciman.

It’s the summer of 1983 in the north of Italy, and Elio Perlman (Timothée Chalamet), a precocious 17- year-old American-Italian boy, spends his days in his family’s 17th century villa transcribing and playing classical music, reading, and flirting with his friend Marzia (Esther Garrel). Elio enjoys a close relationship with his father (Michael Stuhlbarg), an eminent professor specializing in Greco-Roman culture, and his mother Annella (Amira Casar), a translator, who favor him with the fruits of high culture in a setting that overflows with natural delights.

While Elio’s sophistication and intellectual gifts suggest he is already a fully-fledged adult, there is much that yet remains innocent and unformed about him, particularly about matters of the heart. One day, Oliver (Armie Hammer), a charming American scholar working on his doctorate, arrives as the annual summer intern tasked with helping Elio’s father.

Amid the sun-drenched splendor of the setting, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever.

In Select Theaters November 24th.

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WAMG Giveaway – Win the FREE FIRE Blu-ray


“Free Fire crosses the irreverent cheekiness of Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs with the ruthless spirit of 1970s B-Movies” — Variety  


From Executive Producer Martin Scorsese Comes the Bloodiest Shootout of the Year Starring Armie Hammer, Cillian Murphy, and Oscar® Winner Brie Larson was released on Blu-ray™ & DVD on July 18.

Now you can own the FREE FIRE Blu-ray. We Are Movie Geeks has FOUR copies to give away. All you have to do is leave a comment answering this question: What is your favorite movie starring Brie Larson? (mine is KONG SKULL ISLAND!). It’s so easy!

Good Luck!

OFFICIAL RULES:

1. YOU MUST BE A US RESIDENT. PRIZE WILL ONLY BE SHIPPED TO US ADDRESSES.  NO P.O. BOXES.  NO DUPLICATE ADDRESSES.

2. WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN FROM ALL QUALIFYING ENTRIES.


The bold action thriller, Free Fire, arrives on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital HD) and DVD July 18 from Lionsgate. Winner of the People’s Choice Award for Midnight Madness at the Toronto International Film Festival, Free Fire is executive produced by Oscar®-winning director Martin Scorsese (Best Director, The Departed, 2006) and is directed and co-written by acclaimed filmmaker Ben Wheatley (High RiseKill List). The film, “a cult classic in the making” (The Film Stage) features an all-star cast including Sharlto Copley (District 9), Armie Hammer (The Social Network), Oscar® winner Brie Larson (Best Actress, Room, 2015), Golden Globe® nominee Cillian Murphy (Best Actor – Musical or Comedy, Breakfast on Pluto, 2006), and Jack Reynor (Sing Street).

Free Fire is an electrifying action-thriller about an arms deal that goes spectacularly and explosively wrong. Set in 1970s Boston, the film opens with Justine (Larson), a mysterious American businesswoman, and her wise-cracking associate Ord (Hammer) arranging a black-market weapons deal in a deserted warehouse between IRA arms buyer Chris (Murphy) and shifty South African gunrunner Vernon (Copley). What starts as a polite if uneasy exchange soon goes south when tensions escalate and shots are fired, quickly leading to a full-on battle royale where it’s every man (and woman) for themselves.

Featuring all-new bonus content, including an audio commentary with co-writer/director Ben Wheatley and a featurette looking at the making of the film, and the cast that brought it to life.


BLU-RAY / DVD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Audio Commentary with Co-Writer/Director Ben Wheatley
  • “The Making of Free Fire” Featurette

FREE FIRE – Starring Brie Larson and Armie Hammer – Arrives on Blu-ray and DVD July 18


“Free Fire crosses the irreverent cheekiness of Quentin Tarantino’s Reservoir Dogs with the ruthless spirit of 1970s B-Movies” — Variety  


From Executive Producer Martin Scorsese Comes the Bloodiest Shootout of the Year Starring Armie Hammer, Cillian Murphy, and Oscar® Winner Brie Larson on Blu-ray™ & DVD on July 18


The bold action thriller, Free Fire, arrives on Blu-ray™ (plus Digital HD) and DVD July 18 from Lionsgate. Winner of the People’s Choice Award for Midnight Madness at the Toronto International Film Festival, Free Fire is executive produced by Oscar®-winning director Martin Scorsese (Best Director, The Departed, 2006) and is directed and co-written by acclaimed filmmaker Ben Wheatley (High RiseKill List). The film, “a cult classic in the making” (The Film Stage) features an all-star cast including Sharlto Copley (District 9), Armie Hammer (The Social Network), Oscar® winner Brie Larson (Best Actress, Room, 2015), Golden Globe® nominee Cillian Murphy (Best Actor – Musical or Comedy, Breakfast on Pluto, 2006), and Jack Reynor (Sing Street).

Free Fire is an electrifying action-thriller about an arms deal that goes spectacularly and explosively wrong. Set in 1970s Boston, the film opens with Justine (Larson), a mysterious American businesswoman, and her wise-cracking associate Ord (Hammer) arranging a black-market weapons deal in a deserted warehouse between IRA arms buyer Chris (Murphy) and shifty South African gunrunner Vernon (Copley). What starts as a polite if uneasy exchange soon goes south when tensions escalate and shots are fired, quickly leading to a full-on battle royale where it’s every man (and woman) for themselves.

Featuring all-new bonus content, including an audio commentary with co-writer/director Ben Wheatley and a featurette looking at the making of the film, and the cast that brought it to life, Free Fire will be available on Blu-ray and DVD for $24.99 and $19.98, respectively.


BLU-RAY / DVD SPECIAL FEATURES

  • Audio Commentary with Co-Writer/Director Ben Wheatley
  • “The Making of Free Fire” Featurette

CARS 3 – Review

 

As we creep along to the midway point of Summer, this can only mean one thing at the multiplex (aside from added matinees): another installment of a big studio franchise (formerly a series) will be occupying several screens. We’ve already had a new Alien, and another Depp pirate pic as the Planet Apes and Transformers wait in the wings, along with that wall-crawling wonder. I suppose we’re due for an animated sequel, but this one’s from the most celebrated studio of the last couple of decades, Pixar. Aside from Toy Story, they avoided follow-ups to their other hit films until 2011 when the CARS gang refueled for CARS 2. Then one of the other hits got a prequel, MONSTER UNIVERSITY, and another spawned last year’s box office smash, FINDING DORY. Now here’s the automotive, track-burnin’ “hat trick” as good ole’ number 95, Lightning McQueen roars back onto the cinematic raceway to thrill lil’ speed demons everywhere with CARS 3.
Since we last saw McQueen (voice of Owen Wilson), he’s still collecting trophies at races all around the world. Though he heads back to Radiator Springs to rest up with pals Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) and Sally (Bonnie Hunt) between competitions, Lightning is feeling the heat from a new breed of young, streamlined vehicles, especially “up-and-comer” Jackson Storm (Armie Hammer). Unfortunately Storm and his pals “get into McQueen’s Head” prompting him to take risky chances, which leads to a devastating crash. While he heals up back home, McQueen’s managers over at Rusteze get bought out by the big mud-flap mogul, Mr. Sterling (Nathan Fillion). Sterling’s mainly interested in marketing the McQueen name, slapping his image on all manner of products, but insists that Lightning will return to the race circuits after training at his ultra-high tech, state of the art facilities. McQueen is eager to work out on the giant screen simulated track, but first he must endure the exercise program led by trainer Cruz Ramirez (Cristela Alonzo). Lightning has no patience for these “silly” warm-up and jumps onto the simulator before he’s ready, wrecking the machine. During its repair, McQueen takes Cruz along with him for his own training program, including racing along the beach. Later they zip through the forests and sneak into a backwoods race (which is really a demolition derby). Lightning fondly recalls the lessons taught to him by his mentor Doc Hudson (Paul Newman) and decides to locate Doc’s old trainer Smokey (Chris Cooper). He’s gotta’ hurry because the big championship race is coming. Can Lightning redeem himself or is it time to retire to Radiator Springs for good?

 

 

The veteran voices of the previous CARS flicks expertly recapture their characters, particularly Wilson as a more mellow and wiser version of the great #95. The old confidence seeps through, but he’s got a greater appreciation of the sport’s history, especially the “fabulous Hudson Hornet”. As for the newbies, Hammer is an excellent villain, all cocky and arrogant, a guy who seems to truly enjoy the “trash talk”. Storm’s sleek and speedy, but doesn’t come equipped with any empathy. The breakout is the energetic, enthusiastic Cruz voiced with great energy and excellent comic timing by Alonzo.

 

I’ve got to lay my cards on table and say that the original CARS is one of my least favorite films in the Pixar cannon (just slightly above A BUG’S LIFE). The fact that it would have two sequels before any follow-up to THE INCREDIBLES annoyed me to no end  (they’re finally working on one, thank you Brad Bird). But when the teasers and trailers starting appearing for this installment, I was more than a bit intrigued. As opposed to the dimwitted spy hijinks from CARS 2 (putting Mater as the main focus was a huge mistake), this looked to be going dark, with images of McQueen hurling to his doom. Sure, they’re not gonna’ kill this merchandising “cash cow”, but they do follow through somewhat. That crash figures in, but the script (credited to seven writers) tackles more adult issues such as loss and the realities of aging. The new guys, the young racing Turks are just going to get faster and faster, and McQueen may have to accept it. What was hidden in those teasers was the emergence of Cruz has a new hero, a speedy four-wheeled sister to the current queen of the box office, Wonder Woman. She signals a new direction, much like teenage Andy giving his beloved playthings to shy, little Bonnie in TOY STORY 3. I was also pleasantly surprised at the big part the memory of Doc Hudson, voiced by the much-missed Paul Newman, figured into the tale. He was briefly referred to in CARS 2, but here he gets the proper tribute. As for the look of the movie, well those Pixar wizards still work their magic. Two great sequences truly stand out. McQueen watches old footage of Doc Hudson, that seems like real news clips till we see Doc’s big blinking eyes. But the best action set piece is when McQueen and Ramirez cover themselves with mud (and phony numbers) and enter the big Thunder Hollow (an homage to Robert Mitchum’s classic THUNDER ROAD) race which turns into a “crazy 8” demolition derby, dominated by a tricked-out school bus that seems right out of a Mad Max flick. It’s thrilling and very funny. And thankfully Mater stays in Radiator Springs and doesn’t take over this entry (a little of him goes a looong way). Oh, and be sure you get to the theatre on time, so you don’t miss a minute of the charming short that precedes the feature, a playground fairy tale called “Lou”. The main event still seems a tad long (maybe it would work better as a one hour TV special), but CARS 3 careens over the end of trilogy curse and sends everyone off to that great salvage yard in the sky. But…I wouldn’t count on that final lap just yet.

 

3.5 Out of 5

 

I’ll be talking about this and other currents films this Friday, 6/16, on the Paul Harris Show from 4:15 to 5 PM on KTRS 550 AM. Stream it or tune in live.

 

FREE FIRE – Review

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Hold on to your wallets and purses, here comes the creeps and crooks because it’s crime time once again at the multiplex (and I’m not talking about those concession prices). This week’s flick is more of an offshoot of the crime genre: it’s the heist flick, or more specifically, the heist “gone wrong” flick. Now, this isn’t a sophisticated caper thriller, say like the OCEANS 11 franchise (that all-female “spin” is on its way) or even THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR (68′ and 99′). The dudes (and dame) in this movie could never pass in “high society” (like that suave Cary Grant in TO CATCH A THIEF), they’re “working class” criminals. These types have been a very frequent source for “indie” films, from BLOOD SIMPLE and RESERVOIR DOGS to, well, last year’s critical “darling” HELL OR HIGH WATER. This tale varies from the caper formula since they’re not stealing from a bank or a business, though it’s a serious illegal act, a big criminal transaction. Mix in some cheesy nostalgia, simmer over hot tempers, and you’ve got the recipe for a tart and tangy FREE FIRE.

 

Oh, that scent of nostalgia wafts in from the decade of “primo” kitsch, the swingin’ 1970’s. 1978, to be precise, on the mean streets of Boston. In a grungy van parked near the docks sits two pals, Bernie (Enzo Cilenti) and Stevo (Sam Riley) as they wait for their partners on this “job”. Stevo is still smarting from a beat-down he received hours ago from a dude at his favorite “watering hole”. A car driven by Stevo’s father-in-law Frank (Michael Smiley) finally pulls up. Its other occupants are Chris (Cillian Murphy) and Justine (Brie Larson). She has set up a “buy” for Chris. He’s buying guns to ship to his native Ireland (this being the time of the “troubles”). And now they must wait for her connection. Right on time is the laid-back, smooth-talking Ord (Armie Hammer). After a quick “pat-down”, he guides them to a deserted factory (“Whatever they made, nobody wants it anymore”). Then , following a few more minutes of banter, the gun guys arrive. It’s the strange-accented (“Just where is he from?”) motor-mouth Vernon (Sharlto Copley) and his quiet partner (“Not sidekick”) Martin (Babou Ceesay). Their own vehicle full of weapons pulls up, manned by Gordon (Noah Taylor) and Harry (Jack Reynor). Chris is annoyed that these are not the M-16’s he had ordered, but these powerful assault rifles will have to do (for he is “under the gun” of a tight deadline). He hands Vernon a briefcase full of cash while Stevo discovers to his horror that Harry is the guy who smacked him around last night. Despite his attempts to hide his face, Stevo is recognized by Harry. Weapons are drawn, tensions flare, and soon everybody’s diving for cover. Will any of them make it outta’ there alive? What about that case fulla’ cash? And hey, has a third party joined the fracas?

 

 

The cast attack their roles with vigor, relishing the polyester vintage duds and weird facial hair as much as the non-stop gun play and loopy dialogue. In particular, Hammer seems to enjoy a respite from his often bland leading man roles, with a chance to get “down and dirty”. Ord exhibits a sense of stylish grooming, often sneering at the “slobs”, as he delivers snarky insults in a casual “throwaway” nonchalant tone (ala pre-Deadpool Ryan Reynolds). At the opposite end of the emoting spectrum is Copley, screeching and swaggering as the too often “over the top” Vernon. He seems more concerned about the damage to his hideous “Saville Row” suit than the bullets zipping past. Unfortunately, the talented actor (DISTRICT 9, THE HOLLARS) wasn’t reigned in and his continuous braying becomes more aggravating than funny. Oscar winner Larson is saddled with the “token” female role, there for the goofy guys to impress as she rolls her eyes. And when the battle begins, we’re to be shocked that she’s just as ruthless and deadly as the men. Murphy is the most calming leader, who has little to do aside from hitting on Justine and chain-smoking. Also on the lower end of the energy scale is the subdued Ceesay who has a nice “slow burn” bit as he tries to deal with the bombastic Vernon. Unfortunately this interesting character is reduced to a lumbering, dazed gun-blasting zombie by the film’s middle act. The rest of the actors are merely dim-witted cannon (er, rifle and pistol) fodder, with hair-trigger tempers spouting put-downs and threats. Smiley’s a ball of rage and abuse (slugging his son-in-law) and Reynor (so delightful in last year’s gem SING STREET) is a seething demon of rage and revenge. But they all appear to be having a blast.

 

Just a shame that sense of fun doesn’t seep into the audience. Director and co-writer Ben Wheatley, after last year’s social class satire HIGH RISE, has decided to make a bloody, violent tale to challenge (or maybe it’s a tribute) Tarantino and Guy Ritchie (and Martin Scorsese’s a co-producer), but the result is a tedious excercise in excess. Much like last year’s THE NICE GUYS, he thinks that easy laughs at tacky 70’s junk (Look, it’s an 8-track tape! Playing a mellow country singer during the mayhem! Hysterical, eh?) makes up for compelling characters and an original plot. Happily we’re spared a lengthy run-time, as they gangs think they have 90 minutes tops before they “bleed out”. I’m surprised there wasn’t a plasma red clock in a corner of the screen, ticking away. This a movie for the action flick crowd who thought the JOHN WICK films were way too cerebral (too much “talky-talk”). And the action’s not very well presented. With the quick cuts, ricochet sparks, and screaming, it’s tough to figure out who’s doing what to whom. That also depends on whether you have any attachment to this one-note clichés. And in between the fire fights, there are lots of scenes of the limping and crawling combatants trying to find cover, or the cash. And boy, that 90 minutes feels a lot longer (guess nobody hit an artery). FREE FIRE is a sophomoric, sleazy endurance test for those crooks and for movie goers alike. To quote the much more entertaining  LEGO BATMAN MOVIE, “Peww! Pew! Pew!”.

2 Out of 5

 

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Armie Hammer Star In Intense Trailer For MINE

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This action-packed military thriller stars Armie Hammer (FREE FIRE, THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.) as a U.S. soldier who, stranded in the desert for 52 hours after a mission falls apart, must fight for survival against his enemies, the hostile environment, and the creeping psychological toll of his treacherous situation.

Check out the trailer from Well Go USA Entertainment below.

Annabelle Wallis (ANNABELLE, THE MUMMY) and Tom Cullen (WEEKEND) co-star in this tense, explosive film from the producer of BURIED and THE CONJURING.

MINE opens in theaters and On Demand April 7, 2017.

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