EDEN – Review

Jude Law as Dr. Friedrich Ritter and Vanessa Kirby as Dora Strauch, in Ron Howard’s EDEN. Courtesy of Vertical Entertainment

Little is heavenly in EDEN, a drama based on a true story of jealousy, deceit, revenge, sex and murder, on a tiny island in the Galapagos, in which a group of people destroy each other instead of finding the paradise they sought. Jude Law, Vanessa Kirby, Daniel Bruhl, and Sydney Sweeney star in a crime drama that director Ron Howard and writer Noah Pink set in 1929, at the very end of the Roaring Twenties, the post-WWI decade of prosperity and exuberance everywhere. Everywhere except in Germany, which was saddled with both paying war reparations and soaring inflation, which drives some of the people in this chilling tale to flee all that. One is a German doctor-turned-writer, Dr. Friedrich Ritter (Jude Law), who has sought to escape civilizations strictures and Germany’s problems by moving to a barely-habitable island with his lover, Dora Strauch (Vanessa Kirby), a free-spirited idealist who also rejects convention. While Dora struggles to raise produce in their garden for their vegetarian diet, Dr. Ritter writes newspaper columns, to pay for supplies to supplement their meager but free life. Dr. Ritter’s columns praise their Eden, their free life off the gird, in glowing terms, which ironically becomes the problem.

Those columns provide them funds for occasional deliveries of supplies but they prove surprisingly popular, which also yields something unexpected: visitors who wan to join them in the “Eden” the columns describe. First to show up is another German, Heinz Wittmer (Daniel Bruhl) along with his wife Margret (Sydney Sweeney) and ailing young son, who plan to establish a back-to-land farm on this marginal island. Next comes the Baroness (Ana de Armas), a self-styled aristocrat, international celebrity and wild hedonist, with two lovers in tow (Felix Kammerer and Toby Wallace) and plans to build a grand hotel for all the tourists who will soon arrive. Friedrich’s and Dora’s dream of solitude and freedom are now shattered, as the world they sought to escape follows them to their island Eden.

It never occurred to Dr. Ritter that essays he was writing would draw people who want to emulate his back-to-the-land life but he seemed to omit that this Eden was an unforgiving place. An unforgiving it is: water is scant, soil is thin, and everything, from the wildlife to the plants to the weather, is trying to kill you.

There is, of course, a note of dark, ironic humor in this situation, but director Ron Howard’s crime drama has little humor in it, and the real story the film is based is pretty grim. At first, the doctor-turned-reclusive author tries to re-direct his earnest admirers, who have arrived to emulate his life, to another part of the island, one with the only other source of water but with less land suitable to farm. He hopes they will become discouraged by the harsh life but instead, Daniel Bruhl’s back-to-the-land idealist and Sydney Sweeney as his stoic, hard-working wife proves industrious. They do not leave.

Friedrich and Dora maybe could have lived with that, but when Ana de Armas’ the Baroness and her entourage show up it introduces a lot more chaos. At first tensions between the three groups are dealt with largely by ignoring each other, but soon things escalate, alliances are formed and broken, and all descends into total madness. Late in the unfolding events, another visitor arrives, Allan Hancock (Richard Roxburgh), one of Dr. Ritter’s financial supporters. Allan brings some welcome supplies, as he periodically does, and a bit of break in the building toxic events. But ultimately don’t stop things from going down on their deadly path.

It should be noted that the film opens with some misleading text, suggesting that 1929 was a time of hardship. Actually, that was only true in Germany, whose broken post-WWI economy was saddled with paying war reparations and out-of-control inflation, while the rest of the world enjoyed the Roaring 1920s, a time of prosperity, technological and artistic innovation and wild exuberance. All that came to an end with the October 1929 stock market crash that launched the Great Depression of the 1930s, after the events the movie sets in spring, summer and fall of 1929.

Curiously, the true story the film is based on actually didn’t take place until the 1930s, but setting it at the end of the 1920s makes sense, as it lets the film tap into the decadence and irrational exuberance of the 1920s in setting the tone of the film. Ron Howard cleverly sets this story in 1929 specifically, the waning days to the optimistic 1920s and just before it all came crashing to a halt with the stock market crash of October 1929. Howard then breaks the narrative into sections labeled Spring, Summer and finally, Fall, so we are aware of the ticking time clock counting down to the crash and depression, a disaster the plotting characters are unaware is looming.

The conflict between the Ritters, the island’s original couple, and Whittmers, the new intruders, starts out with just resentment and snubs but that quickly escalates, going from just rude to nasty to sabotage and murder, once the chaotic Baroness arrives. With little in the way of comic relief, the sleight ride of settling scores and toxic competition is a fast, chilling ride. A recap at the film’s end, of what became of the actual people, is chilling as well.

The strength of EDEN is it’s fine cast, all of whom do well. Standouts are Jude Law, very good as the writer who abandoned his medical practice to live a life of freedom to write and little else, and Vanessa Kirby, who perhaps outshines him as the doctor/writer’s fiery, unconventional and idealist lover Dora, who pointedly asserts she is not his wife when anyone dares to assume that, and insists on their vegetarian diet, with produce from the garden she tills tirelessly, with the help of her beloved donkey and despite her periodic bouts of weakness from multiple sclerosis.

Unfortunately, the film is plot heavy, with one bad turn relentlessly sparking another. We don’t really get a deep sense of any of the individual characters. There isn’t really anyone we feel like we can cheer for, as bad behavior abounds, although much worse from some than others. Perhaps Daniel Bruhl’s idealist farmer and his dutiful wife come closest to sympathetic characters, although Sydney Sweeney’s nearly-stoic performance does not help much.

This is one of those true-story tales that you would not believe if it had not actually happened. Director Ron Howard makes the most of this fine cast and this wild, dark story, to create a historical thriller that really grabs you by the throat, but this is a pretty grim story. The Baroness is the major agent of chaos but soon she is matched by the good doctor. Howard gives the actors plenty of space to work as they lie and betray their way into craziness, but the emphasis on plot hardly gives us a moment. Periodically, scenes of the harsh natural world remind us that this unforgiving land has its own threats to survival, with rocky soil, poisonous plants, venomous wildlife and a hot, dry climate.

EDEN opens in theaters on Friday, Aug. 22, 2025.

RATING: 2.5 out of 4 stars

BALLERINA (2025) – Review

With another post-Memorial Day weekend, yet another franchise arrives with a new entry at the multiplex. It feels like a week ago (and it was) that I wrote about the return of THE KARATE KID, which was a sequel/reboot that dealt with the loss of a major supporting character, Mr. Miyagi. This new film takes on the challenge of continuing a series when the major “title” character met his end (yeah, probably…) in the last installment. Well, you bring in another, similar “principal” and set the story during the “in-between” time of previous entries. This way, that beloved figure can be “ret-conned” using old footage and new scenes, as a supporting player “passing the torch”. Or in this case, “tossing a huge freakin’ gun with an endless clip”. And so, here’s the new “super action” diva known as BALLERINA, though many sites list it with the “play it safe” “intro tile” of IN THE WORLD OF JOHN WICK, since they want all to know that this “aint’ no” frilly ballet flick (but it does briefly concern that).


And it’s the first image we see, namely, an amusic-box style toy with a twirling tutu-wearing dancer in a glass bubble. It’s the prized possession of eight-year-old Eve, who is living a peaceful life with her widowed young father in a blissful beach estate. He mentions a lost older daughter before the tranquility is shattered by a force of heavily armed men. Eve hides behind a wall, but through a row of books she watches her battered papa get questioned by the group’s leader, a dark, brooding man known as the Chancellor (Gabriel Byrne). Before he expires, Daddy leads Eve away, after she spots an odd “X” marking on the wrists of the killers, to a safe spot where she is eventually taken in by Winston (Ian McShane), who puts her under the protection of the New York Continental. As the years pass, Eve (Ana de Armas) travels to the theatre location of the fearsome Ruska Roma to begin training as a classical dancer under the strict guidance of the “Director” (Angelica Huston). Actually, Eve divides her time between the ballet and bullets, as she also learns to become an elite assassin, and gets a bit of advice from a sullen visitor, John Wick (Keanu Reeves), himself. On her first big assignment, Eve encounters one of the “X-marked” men, which leads her to the Prague Continental, where another widowed father, Daniel Pine (Norman Reedus), is trying to break away from the “X cult” and the Chancellor. This sends Eve, despite stern orders from the Director to stay away, to a snowy, quiet Alpine village for a final “revenge quest” against the Chancellor, who brings in the “biggest gun” (you-know-who) to end the deadly dance of the blood-soaked ballerina.

As one of many who groused that her appearance in the last James Bond flick was far too brief (really one of that lackluster flick’s best sequences), I was pleased that we get to see the captivating Ms. de Armas in full “action queen” mode as the revenge-obsessed Eve. Her “hyper-focused” stare and superb physical combat skills really carry the simple story across the globe. We get to see a touch of Eve’s emotional anguish, often as she strives to be a “killer dancer” rather than the former, but the filmmakers want to firmly establish a new “force,” and Ms. de Armas is more than up to the often exhausting task. Plus, she has an excellent rapport with Reeves (actually their third film together), who slips right back into the stoic, sullen Wick as though he were donning one of his indestructible jackets. His time in her tale is brief, but Reeves brings the gravitas as he gently nudges Eve into the spotlight. Byrne is effective as the calm, cool mastermind, balancing a soft, gentle tone ( a mask, really) with the malignant, murdering tyrant interior. Also, as another tough crime veteran, Houston still captures us with her piercing glare as another major “player” in the global underground. Bringing a lot more warmth is the suave McShane, as the mentor/uncle to the emotionally scared little Eve. Another great father figure is Reedus as the dad “on the lam” who points Eve, like a weapon, toward her goal/target. Big kudos for the producers for giving us one last visit from the taken-too-soon Lance Reddick as Winston’s firm but friendly “right hand”, Charon.

Director Len Wiseman, perhaps best known for the first two UNDERWORLD action/horror flicks, gets the best from his impressive stunt team along with his f/x artists, to expand on the “Wick world”, as they travel the planet and leave countless corpses in their wake. Yes, action “adrelaine junkies” will get a strong “fix” here as Eve piles ups the baddies in loads of new creative waves. One sequence has her “making do” with boxes of old hand grenades, turning much of a massive basement into a “Pollack painting” of destruction. It’s all nasty R-rated splattered fun, up until a point (perhaps the 90-minute mark). Ultimately, the new “spin-off” suffers the excesses of the last Wick epics as the “first-person-shooter” video game-style mayhem becomes a tad tiresome past the two “full of fatalities” hours. Yes, some of the dance/fights are engaging and creative, but it all hinges on the flimsiest and cliched vengeance plots. The locations are pretty nice, particularly a massive indoor “meat locker” frigid dance hall. Ms. de Armas is a charismatic and stunning action heroine who deserves a bolder sequel script that will build on the stunt-heavy, “drama-lite” BALLERINA.

2.5 Out of 4

BALLERINA is now playing in theatres everywhere

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Taking place during the events of John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum, Ballerina follows Eve Macarro (Ana de Armas) who is beginning her training in the assassin traditions of the Ruska Roma.

The film brings together familiar faces and exciting new characters. Returning icons from the John Wick world are: The Director (Anjelica Huston), the formidable leader of the fearsome training ground / ballet school, the Ruska Roma; as well as Winston (Ian McShane) and Charon (Lance Reddick) as, respectively, the head and concierge of the hotel for assassins, The Continental New York and John Wick himself, Keanu Reeves.

At the same time, we’re introduced to intriguing characters new to the franchise, including the mysterious Daniel Pine (Norman Reedus), with whom Eve has a fateful encounter at The Continental Prague; and The Chancellor (Gabriel Byrne), the domineering head of a cult-like army of killers.

Under the direction of action maestro Len Wiseman (Live Free or Die Hard, the Underworld films), BALLERINA puts a new spin on the action franchise’s hallmark elements, including high-level chases, never-before-seen propulsive set pieces, striking international locations, intricate fight choreography, and an arsenal of inventive weaponry — from ice skates and katana swords, to ice axes and flamethrowers.

The next movie in the John Wick franchise: #BallerinaMovie – only in theaters June 6. Get tickets now.

https://johnwick.movie/film/ballerina

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Rated R.

Keanu Reeves as John Wick and Ana de Armas as Eve in Ballerina. Photo Credit: Larry D. Horricks

It’s Flamethrower VS Firehose In The Brilliant BALLERINA Teaser Featuring Ana de Armas And Keanu Reeves!

Ana de Armas as Eve in Ballerina. Photo Credit: Courtesy of Lionsgate

Eve Macarro: “You’re him. The one they call the Baba Yaga. How do I start doing what you do?

John Wick: Looks like you already have.”

From director Len Wiseman, check out this epic first look at the highly anticipated BALLERINA!

Taking place during the events of John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum, the film follows Eve Macarro (Ana de Armas) who is beginning her training in the assassin traditions of the Ruska Roma.

The A-list cast includes Ana de Armas, Anjelica Huston, Gabriel Byrne, Lance Reddick, Catalina Sandino Moreno, Norman Reedus, with Ian McShane, and Keanu Reeves.

This terrifically cut trailer will give you goosebumps.

This is epic, sexy and violent! And how nice to see Lance Reddick again! Flamethrower vs a Firehose!!!

Fans can’t wait for this latest chapter of the franchise! The John Wick franchise has established itself as a cinematic powerhouse, known for its innovative action, memorable characters, and stylish aesthetic. If you’re a fan of adrenaline-fueled thrillers, the John Wick series is a must-watch. The 2014 film featured Keanu Reeves’ iconic performance, well-choreographed action sequences, and a captivating world-building. 2017’s JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 highlighted a memorable performance by Laurence Fishburne, while 2019’s JOHN WICK 3: PARABELLUM showcased stunning locations, and a relentless pace.

While JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 4 provided an epic scale, jaw-dropping action, and a satisfying conclusion to the franchise, JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 5 is currently in development, with a release date yet to be announced.

Based on Characters by Derek Kolstad and produced by Basil Iwanyk, Erica Lee, Chad Stahelski, mark your calendars as BALLERINA hits theaters on June 6, 2025.

https://johnwick.movie/film/ballerina

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GHOSTED (2023) – Review

Hard to believe, but we’ve not taken a trip into “rom-com” land in 2023. Really? Has this staple been dormant for several months, but with those warmer Spring temps, well, where do most hearts venture? Oh, and since we’re getting nearer to Summer this one’s a hybrid as it’s really a “rom-com-spy-thriller”.This isn’t rare as we’ve seen this played out for at least 30 years, going back to Arnold and new Oscar darling Jamie Lee in TRUE LIES (which inspired a recent CBS TV series). And in the last dozen or so years we’ve had the big “spy reveals” in KNIGHT AND DAY (Tom Cruise) and KILLER (Ashton Kutcher), not to mention the double reveal in MR. AND MRS. SMITH (Bradgilina begins). Well, this new one has a bit of a twist in that the undercover agent is a lady. Plus it also takes a few jabs at modern dating rules and manners, using the social media “online verb”, GHOSTED.

The lady in question is Sadie Rhodes (Ana de Armas) who is feeling down as she returns to her Washington D.C. home after a tough “work trip”. She’s got to stock her fridge, so she drops in at a local farmer’s market. Manning the houseplant stand for a neighbor merchant (after she chides him about his latest dating “dump”), Cole Turner (Chris Evans) tries to help Sadie pick out a potted plant, which leads to a disagreement (she can’t nurture it) that someone ends as a day-long (into the night) first date. Back at his parents’ house (he’s helping out at the farm after his pop was injured) Cole is bummed that Sadie’s not returning his voicemails and texts. His kid sister insists that he’s been “ghosted” for being “needy”.Aha, he accidentally put one of his inhalers in her purse that day and it has an online “tracking” chip. So where is she? OMG, London! His folks encourage him to make a grand “romantic gesture” and since Cole’s got an old airline voucher, so…Across the pond, Cole hones in on a secluded spot where she should be. Instead, he’s jumped and drugged by a quartet of muscled goons. When he awakens, a grinning creep threatens Cole with torture unless he gives them the passcode for something called Aztec. Luckily a black leather-clad hooded hero swoops in with guns blazing. When the dust settles, and his bonds are cut, Cole is shocked to see that his rescuer is Sadie! She’s not an art curator, but rather a CIA operative code-named the “Taxman”. Somehow they have to get past the awkward dating etiquette (“Emojis count as texts”), get Cole out of Pakistan (he was “out” for a while), and stop a ruthless French arms dealer named Leveque (Adrian Brody) from selling the destructive Aztec device to the highest bidder. And then maybe, maybe there’ll be a second date.

Of course, the main component to make a rom-com work is the chemistry of the two leads. Aside from being incredibly photogenic (I can imagine animated hearts floating from the lens), there’s genuine affection present, even as they bicker, as we get hints of the tension increasing the desire. Evans channels the affable charm he projected as the first Avenger into a not-quite-cool everyman (but with the “ultra-handsome). Sure it’s tough to believe Cole’s poor dating history, though the awkward, often clueless demeanor hints at a reason. And Evans does sell the whole “out of his element” vibe, although we’re reminded that Cole was a high school ‘rassler. At least the promise of de Armas as an action goddess has been realized here after her too too brief role in the last Bond flick. She’s super cool and sultry as she dispatches the baddies, plus she too kicks in the charm key in the romantic first meeting “dance” around Evans. Sadie’s an enigma for most of the story, so de Armas really brings out her vulnerability when she finally opens up about her past and her current “occupation”. Brody camps it up as the effete sneering villain and is given great support by his main henchman, the cold-blooded, threatening Mike Moh as Wagner plus Tim Blake Nelson channeling his inner Peter Lorre as the sadistic Borislov (nice name). Though seeming a bit too youthful to be Cole’s folks, Tate Donovan and Amy Sedaris are warm and befuddled as the parents, while Lizzie Broadway brings the right amount of sassy snark to the role of Cole’s kid sister.

After scoring big hits in the musical bio genre with ROCKETMAN and as the rumored backup for BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, director Dexter Fletcher deftly juggles the rom-com beats and the big action set-pieces. He eases into the changes in tone to insure viewers won’t feel a “whiplash’ in going from the comedy to the explosive thrills. And the film benefits greatly from the many delightful cameos, but I won’t spoil them (perhaps some of his MCU brethren…mmm). Fletcher really gets his leads to commit to the adventure, but they can’t quite get past the uneven script as it begins to echo sequences in superior action epics, with a ludicrous finale that apes a Hitchcock classic (the old merry-go-round). And what adult would really think that traveling across the world after a first date is a great idea (for once the kid sister is right)? Obstacles are predictably tossed in the couple’s path, but we’re sure that there will be last-minute reunions and that Cole will “step up” to be worthy of Sadie’s love and respect. Evans and de Armas are a terrific pairing, but they deserve something more original and clever than the rehashed cliches of GHOSTED.

2 Out of 4

GHOSTED streams exclusively on AppleTV+ beginning on Friday, April 21, 2023

First Look At The GHOSTED Trailer Starring Chris Evans And Ana de Armas

Salt-of-the-earth Cole (Chris Evans) falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie (Ana de Armas) — but then makes the shocking discovery that she’s a secret agent. Before they can decide on a second date, Cole and Sadie are swept away on an international adventure to save the world.

Check out the brand new trailer.

Directed by Dexter Fletcher, the film also features Adrien Brody, Mike Moh, Amy Sedaris, Tate Donovan.

GHOSTED will premiere globally on Apple TV+ on April 21, 2023.

Ana de Armas Is Marilyn Monroe in BLONDE, On Netflix September 23 – See The First Trailer

Blonde. Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe. Cr. Netflix © 2022

Here’s your first look at BLONDE.

Written and directed by Andrew Dominik ((The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford)), the film boasts a cast led by Ana de Armas and featuring Bobby Cannavale, Adrien Brody, Julianne Nicholson, Xavier Samuel and Evan Williams.

Based on the bestselling novel by Joyce Carol Oates, BLONDE boldly reimagines the life of one of Hollywood’s most enduring icons, Marilyn Monroe.

From her volatile childhood as Norma Jeane, through her rise to stardom and romantic entanglements, Blonde blurs the lines of fact and fiction to explore the widening split between her public and private selves.

The film is rated NC-17.

Blonde. Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe. Cr. Netflix © 2022

From Netflix Queue: “Andrew’s ambitions were very clear from the start — to present a version of Marilyn Monroe’s life through her lens,” says Ana de Armas (Knives Out, The Gray Man, No Time To Die) who stars as the Hollywood icon. “He wanted the world to experience what it actually felt like to not only be Marilyn, but also Norma Jeane. I found that to be the most daring, unapologetic, and feminist take on her story that I had ever seen.”

“We worked on this film for hours, every single day for almost a year,” recalls de Armas. “I read Joyce’s novel, studied hundreds of photographs, videos, audio recordings, films — anything I could get my hands on. Every scene is inspired by an existing photograph. We’d pore over every detail in the photo and debate what was happening in it. The first question was always, ‘What was Norma Jeane feeling here?’ We wanted to tell the human side of her story. Fame is what made Marilyn the most visible person in the world, but it also made Norma the most invisible.”

De Armas’s commitment to Blonde was tireless — she spent between two-and-a-half to three hours in hair and makeup each morning of the film’s 47-day shoot before arriving on set to work through a series of emotionally wrenching scenes. Her fearless, multifaceted performance consistently impressed Dominik. “I was really lucky to have Ana because she could just do anything,” Dominik says. “She was so good. She would get there so quickly. Her feelings were just so under her skin, and anything I said to her, she really understood. The scenes would always just come to life because Ana was there.”

Blonde. Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe. Cr. Netflix © 2022

The producers of BLONDE are Brad Pitt, Dede Gardner and Jeremy Kleiner for Plan B; Tracey Landon and Scott Robertson.

BLONDE premieres on Netflix on September 23rd, 2022.

Blonde. Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe. Cr. Netflix © 2022
Blonde. Ana de Armas as Marilyn Monroe. Cr. Netflix © 2022

Watch As The Russo Brothers Explain How To Make An Epic Movie Trailer For Netflix’s THE GRAY MAN Streaming July 22

The Gray Man (2022). Chris Evans as Lloyd Hansen. Cr. Paul Abell/Netflix © 2022

Joe Russo and Anthony Russo, directors of The Gray Man and the Captain America and Avengers movies, explain what filmmaking elements they used to capture the essence of the film’s action, humor, and Chris Evans vs. Ryan Gosling star power in a short trailer.

Ryan Gosling is THE GRAY MAN and Chris Evans is his psychopathic adversary in the Netflix/AGBO spy thriller directed by Anthony and Joe Russo.

Also starring Ana de Armas, with Regé-Jean Page, Billy Bob Thornton, Jessica Henwick, Dhanush, Wagner Moura and Alfre Woodard. Based on the novel The Gray Man by Mark Greaney, the screenplay is by Joe Russo, Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely.

THE GRAY MAN is CIA operative Court Gentry (Ryan Gosling), aka, Sierra Six. Plucked from a federal penitentiary and recruited by his handler, Donald Fitzroy (Billy Bob Thornton), Gentry was once a highly-skilled, Agency-sanctioned merchant of death. But now the tables have turned and Six is the target, hunted across the globe by Lloyd Hansen (Chris Evans), a former cohort at the CIA, who will stop at nothing to take him out. Agent Dani Miranda (Ana de Armas) has his back. He’ll need it.

See the film on Netflix on July 22.

The Gray Man (2022). Ryan Gosling as Six. Cr. Paul Abell/Netflix © 2022
The Gray Man. Ryan Gosling as Six. © 2022 Netflix, Inc.
The Gray Man (2022) Ana de Armas as Dani Miranda. Courtesy of Netflix © 2022

DEEP WATER (2022) – Review

Ana de Armas as Melinda Van Alden and Ben Affleck as Vic Van Alden in 20th Century Studios’ DEEP WATER, exclusively on Hulu. Photo by Claire Folger. © 2022 20th Century Studios. All Rights Reserved.

So for the last couple of weeks, the box office has been dominated by the latest incarnation of a fabled comic book hero re-imagined, as many reviewers, including one from this site, noted as a dark (almost pitch-black) “noir” thriller. Ah, but there’s an element largely missing from it (no doubt to keep its PG-13 rating), which was a hallmark of many a classic “noir” (DOUBLE INDEMNITY, THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE, and BODY HEAT spring to mind…RIP William Hurt) and that’s a dangerous and often deadly sexual attraction. Yes, “the Bat” and “the Cat’ share a smooch and longing gazes, but there’s no fogging of the Batmobile windows. Now if you’re in the mood for that, this weekend sees the release of such a tawdry tale, set in the real world, far from Gotham City. Oh, but one of its co-stars did wear the cowl and cape for a time. He may wish he still had that handy utility belt when seduction and murder threaten to pull him down in the depths of very DEEP WATER.


For all appearances, this modern opulent New Orleans home is occupied by a “picture perfect” family. Pretty-much retired tech inventor (deadly drones) Vic (Ben Affleck) peddles his bike in the mornings and tends to his greenhouse snails in the afternoon. His gorgeous younger wife Melinda (Ana de Armas) runs the house and tends to their adorable seven-year-old daughter Trixie (Grace Jenkins). Oh, but when the sun goes down, on most evenings Trixie is left with a sitter while her folks attend a big get-together (a pool party or a fancy dinner and drinks) with their equally well-to-do circle of friends. That’s where Melinda gets tipsy and openly flirts with her newest “boy toy”. Vic’s best bud Grant (Lil Rel Howery) is concerned (along with many others) that she’s making a cuckold of him. But Vic shrugs it off as her way of “acting out’ as she’ll go home with him. Oh, but there’s still lots of talk about how Melinda’s last “male friend” has gone missing. Still, things are strained back at their homestead, especially when Vic finds out that she’s paying thousands of dollars for piano lessons from a local entertainer, Charlie (Jacob Elordi). When an accident befalls him, a newcomer to the “party people”, author Don (Tracy Letts) becomes curious. Is this an idea for a possible new book or play or does he think that Vic is more than just a laid-back clueless spouse? Or could this be a twisted “game” to enliven a near-comatose marriage?

It’s interesting that this steamy bit of kink is actually anchored by the “ultra-cool” and quiet performance of Mr. Affleck. Last year saw him turn in some great supporting work in THE LAST DUEL (very funny, but as Stephen Colbert loves to say, “Nobody saw it!!”) and THE TENDER BAR (lovely, but criminally overlooked), but this is a reserved side of him little seen in his often high-profile leading man-type roles. His Vic is a passive aggression riddle leaving many characters confused, wondering if he’s a friendly joking “Joe” or if he’s oozing menace with a soft threat. It seems as though he only really cares about his daughter…and his snails. It makes us wonder if his passions ever “boiled to the surface” in his wooing of Melinda. As played by de Armas (so good in the last Bond flick, but so underused), she’s often a petulant child, seemingly less mature than lil’ Trixie. Plus Melinda is often indifferent with her offspring, raging at her favorite “kiddie” tune and telling Vic that “This is what you wanted”. But somehow de Armas makes her desperate cries for attention (piano dancing…really) more tragic than appalling (though certainly not appealing) as she flaunts her newest bit of “pretty plaything” or “hunk of the week”. Letts makes a good impression as the cynical writer who immediately smells something “fishy” and refuses to back down as Vic offers weak tepid explanations. Once again Howery is the “best bud”, though it’s not nearly as “meaty” as turns in GET OUT and FREE GUY (he proved a good lead in VACATION FRIENDS, so perhaps he can pass on the next “pal” part). And though he’s not given much to do, Finn Wittrock is a strong screen presence in the film’s final act.

Taking the director’s chair after a twenty-year “break is “Mr. Sexy-Cinema-time” Adrian Lyne. It’s no big surprise since the whole film seems like an early 1990s “psycho-sensual thriller-diller” mixed with a Southern Gothic vibe that would be in heavy rotation after midnight on “Skin-amax” (or perhaps a super “crossover” special of “Red Shoe Diaries” and “The Hitchhiker”). It all feels of a bygone more exploitive era as we’re treated to the antics of Melinda perhaps intended to shock and titillate. It’s all an attempt to distract from the too languid pacing and the turgid melodramatics. And it doesn’t help that the main characters are so morally repugnant. If Vic cares so deeply for Trixie then he needs to put more efforting into getting out of that squalid setting. But is he in an emotional S and M style bond with Melinda (their only passion occurs when she thinks he’s making eyes at Don’s much-younger spouse)? Even though he’s the closest to a “hero’ the plot has, Don’s dogged obsession is irritatingly clunky. Aside from Vic’s “drone-past” (which immediately fires up Don’s “radar), nobody appears to do anything other than “prep” for that night’s pricey party. It makes me wonder what the screenwriting duo may have reworked in their adaptation of the novel by Patricia Highsmith (STRANGERS ON A TRAIN, THE TALENTED MR. RIPLEY). I’d hope that it’s a more engaging and brisk “page-turner” than the overwrought and over-heated dismal DEEP WATER. Glug. Glug.

2 Out of 4

DEEP WATER streams exclusively on Hulu beginning on Friday, March 18, 2022

NO TIME TO DIE -Review

B25_25594_R James Bond (Daniel Craig) prepares to shoot in NO TIME TO DIE, an EON Productions and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios film Credit: Nicola Dove © 2020 DANJAQ, LLC AND MGM. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

Hey all you lovers of cinema excitement and thrills, you know the name and you know the number. The “gentleman secret agent’ has been delighting movie audiences for nearly sixty years now .Each new adventure just seems to build on the prvious one, with more action, more romance, and, well, just more (not a pun on the 70s into the mid 80s potrayer). Oh, but what an excruciating tease this has been. He was supposed to return to the multiplexes nearly 18 months ago, but a worldwide crisis (one that some felt was similar to some of the villainous schemes of previous movie masterminds) kept him “out of duty”. But the wait is over. I’ve been viewing these films in theatres for over fifty years now, but I must admit that seeing those opening white circles along with the opening strains of his musical theme kicked my pulse rate up a couple of beats. But really, with the official 25th entry will film fanatics worldwide insist that 2021 is NO TIME TO DIE?

The producers still have a few surprises up their sleeve with the franchise as it opens with a traumtic flashback that doesn’t focus on “the pride of the British Secret Service”. No it’s a look into the past of Madeline (Lea Seydoux), who was introduced in 2015’s SPECTRE. Since the end of that mission, she’s the traveling paramour of 007, James Bond (Daniel Craig). While visiting Matera an ambush leads to a painful parting for the couple. Skip ahaead five years as a secret MI6 biological warfare lab is attacked by heavily armed goon who grabs one of the deadly viral creations along with its creator, Valdo (David Dencik). We’re than off to Jamaica, the retirement home of Bond, who suspects he’s had a visitor drop in while he was out. Heading into a nightclub that evening he bumps into the mysterious Nomi (Lashana Lynch), a woman connected to Bond’s past life. A bit later he discovers his “houseguest’, old friend and CIA liason Felix Leiter (Jeffrey Wright) who is mentoring over-eager young agent Logan (Billy Magnussen). After much cajoling, Felix enlists Bond to join them in Cuba to resuce the kidnapped scientist and his work. On that island, Bond is teamed with another agent, the sultry Paloma (Ana de Armas), but the retrieval mission goes fatally wrong. This prompts Bond to return to London and MI6 HQ where he is reunited with weapons wiazrd Q (Ben Whishaw), Miss Moneypenny (Naomi Harris), along with his former boss, M (Ralph Fiennes), who may ulterior motives. Nonetheless, Bond is on the job, one that will have him crossing paths with a former love, an old archenemy, and a sinister new threat named Safin (Rami Malek). Could he be the fiend that finally closes the case file of 007?

With his fifth Bond blockbuster under his belt. Craig easily delivers all the requirements of the iconic role, handling the stunts confidently while looking elegant in his Tom Ford suits. Unlike some of the previous entries he gives us a bit more of the Bond humor, tossing off witty asides while never overdoing the cringe-wothy “bon mots” that several actors couldn’t quite “land”. And, once again, Craig is perhaps the most beaten and battered Bond, but not just phsically in this outing (though his facial cuts and bruises don’t quite fade). This time he’s emotionally “put through the ringer” as he reflects on past romances and deals with a heartbreak in the opening minutes that hits him worse than a “too close for comfort” bomb blast. Craig balances Bond’s ruthlessness with a little explored vulnerability. If this is Craig’s last mission, then he more than the delivers the goods bringing an unexpected humanity to “Mr. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang”.

Much of the same can be said for Seydoux, who is more than merely the “Bond-girl” damsel-in-distress (it helps that she’s the first major “love interest” to be in back-to-back installments). Turns out that there was much more to Madeline’s story, and Seydoux expertly shows us her complexity and inner trauma. Yet there’s still her passionate protective instinct that kicks in when evil surrounds her and those she loves (not just her James). Malek is suitably unnerving as the “big baddie” Safin, but he’s not very compelling as Malek delivers a hestitant line delivery couple with a constant “deer in the headlights” leer. He’s such a talent, so it’s a shame that these choices don’t work. What does work in this story is another return, that of Christoph Waltz as the now incarcerated mastermind Blofeld. Though he over-indulged on the role’s eccentricities last time, the Hannibal Lechter-like restraints have brought a greater intensity as Blofeld intellectually toys with Bond like a cat with a trapped mouse. Also bringing a new spin on a familiar role, Fiennes gives M some deceptive and devious dark tones as we learn of his twisted machinations when he’s not barking at Bond. Luckily there’s Harris as Moneypenny, the peacekeeper, who displays a cynical sense of irony. Much of that is shared by Whishaw as Q, who still is flusterd by Bond, but has a quiet respect for him. But this time he’s not really sure of his own “gadgets and gizmos a-plenty”. Lynch is impressive as the very capable Nomi along with de Armas as the awlward but very skilled (a deadshot in a deliciously distracting outfit) Paloma, though I wish we saw more of her (and I’m not still talking about that dress). Magnussen and Dencik also provide a bit of comic relief until they both get the proper and very deserved denouncement.

It’s intersting that this actor arc of the series concludes under the skilled eye of a filmmaker new to this world of spies and seducers. Cary Joji Fukunaga , most celebrated for his TV work on HBO’s “True Detective” injects a sense of gritty and grim danger into this globe-trotting movie mission. He brings an edge to the often downbeat dramatics along with a fevered immediacy and even a sence of “gallows humor”. Much of this works thanks to the screenplay that he worked on with Robert Wade, Neal Purvis, and Emmy darling (for Fleabag) Phoebe Waller-Bridge (perhaps she aided in the comic interpaly and the strong female characters). As far as entries in the “Craig-era” of Bond, this is near the top of the quintet. It’s one that’s easily accessable to “new operatives” as it’s stuffed “to the gills’ with breathless action, mystery, and some “grounded gadgetry” ( the pulse-emitting watch is more plausable than the “invisible car’ from the last era). And happily there are lots of nods and winks at the series legacy, from a phrase and a song instramental early in its first act ( a big thanks to master music-scorer Hans Zimmer for his tribute to the great John Barry), to Safin’s attire, which seems to have been swiped from Dr. No’s closet. And that goes for the villain’s hidden lair/fortress (no, it’s not a hollowed-out volcano, but close) and even the hallways of MI6. Sure, this flick is a tad too long (too much dispatching of faceless goons John Wick-style in endless corridors in the big finale), but the surprising (for this franchise) conclusion is a fitting final bow to Craig whose bruised tightly-pursed lips breathed new life into a character who always seems to be re-invented just in time to capture the hearts of eager and always greatful filmgoers.It may be time for him to hang up the tux, but for Ian Fleming’s immortal creation, there’s really NO TIME TO DIE.

3.5 Out of 4

NO TIME TO DIE is now playing in theatres everywhere