Review: LEAP YEAR

My favorite film of 2009 was (500) DAYS OF SUMMER, a genuine and moving look at love and what some people will go through in order to find the person they are meant to be with.  Cut to January, 2010, where we have LEAP YEAR, a romantic comedy so idle and formulaic that it seemingly slaps itself back into shape at the first sight of originality.  In fact, as you have probably guessed, it is a film that, upon leaving the theater, my first thought was to immediately evoke thoughts of (500) DAYS OF SUMMER as an act of good will.

Nothing gels with LEAP YEAR.  It probably has something to do with how break-neck the first third of the film is.  In a matter of 15 minutes, we have Amy Adams playing Anna, a young woman who believes her long-time boyfriend, played by Adam Scott, is about to propose to her.  He doesn’t, and promptly flies off to Dublin, Ireland for some reason.  I’m sure it was explained, but editor Nick Moore’s scissors may have, actually, cut the explanation mid-sentence.  Anyway, based on the convenient stories from her father, played in a shameful cameo by John Lithgow (don’t blink or you will, literally, miss him), Anna knows that on Leap Day, it is an Irish custom that women can propose to men.  She grabs her passport and is on the next jet across the pond.

It’s at this point that cinematic convenience moves aside, and cinematic serendipity takes a crack at it.  Anna’s plane is diverted, and she finds herself in a small inn somewhere in the scenic countryside of lovely Ireland.  It is here she stumbles upon Declan, played by Matthew Goode, the keeper of the inn who, conveniently, has to get just enough money or else he is going to lose the tavern.  Before you can say IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT, the two are working their way cross country towards Dublin trying to survive each other as much as any other obstacles they may come across.  That’s the first 15 minutes.  Hope you can keep up.

These types of been-there-done-that romantic comedies are a dime a dozen, and it really takes something more than strict point-and-shoot camera work and two gifted actors giving satisfactory performances to stand out amongst the crowd.  Director Anand Tucker (HILARY AND JACKIE and SHOPGIRL) has done better work before, and his lazy shots and handling of the chemistry between Adams and Goode could almost be construed as apathy.  Sure, there are beautiful shots, and give the film an A for effort in shooting on location in the Ireland.  As much as LORD OF THE RINGS was a travel guide for New Zealand, this film could be viewed as the same for Celtic island.

Unfortunately, we could just as easily have seen a travel guide show on Ireland on HD-Net, and we wouldn’t have been forced into paying attention to two characters who can’t stand each other.  I should say, they can’t stand each other at first, because if you’ve seen even the most lackluster romantic comedies, you know these two will grow to care for one another, and his spontaneity will slowly but surely rub off on her coarse and organized outer shell, grabbing hold of the adventurer that lies within her and making her his.  It’s cliche to say the story found in LEAP YEAR has been done before and better, but a film this full of cliches itself doesn’t deserve anything more.

Even the comedy here is so tired and maudlin that you almost, ALMOST, crack a smile whenever Matthew Goode acts out in a goofy nature or Amy Adams steps into ankle-deep cow manure.  The discomfort that comes at a dinner scene where an old couple decide to make out might be the only, real laugh in the whole debacle.

Even the moments where the film begins to veer into uncharted territory, where you think there might be some hope yet that it offers something, anything, in the way of freshness or innovation, the film quickly rights itself back onto its banal and true-to-the-tracks course.  Sure, Anna’s boyfriend doesn’t propose to her in the opening minutes of the film, and this alone might be justification to view him as a bad guy.  However, throughout much of the rest of the film, we see him as this kind and caring man, and we begin to wonder who Anna will, ultimately choose.  Dub this a spoiler alert, but this idea gets scratched like an old record.  When it’s all said and done, Anna clearly has no choice but to leave this jerk and run back to her adventurous Irishman.  Why?  Because it’s a movie, and it’s lazy.

Much can, however, be said for Adams and Goode, who, by themselves, give beneficial performances.  Adams turns the cute dial all the way to the right, even if you struggle to grasp what, exactly, her character’s deal is (she literally falls for the “heads I win, tails you lose” gag that, I think, cavemen were pulling on each other).  Goode seems to be having vast amounts of fun with his role.  Of course, you need something more than two parts to make a whole when crafting a decent romantic comedy, and the chemistry these two have just doesn’t cut it.  There is almost an obnoxiousness to the pair when they are bickering, leaving thoughts of Gable or Colbert (or even Gordon-Levitt and Deschanel) prancing around your mind.

And, in the end, that is the best that can be said for a film like LEAP YEAR.  It should garner warm feelings and give its audience a strong appeal towards its characters and their hopeful situations.  What it does is make you dream for all the other films it never even comes close to touching.  With beautiful scenery and strong actors leading the way, it is magnificent window dressing in need of a moving story to tell or emotional charm between those two leads, who, when you think about it, might actually be leading the way in separate directions.  LEAP YEAR has neither, and you’re left with hoping that it is, at least, another four years before something this choreographed and predictable passes itself for genuine rom-com material again.

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars.

What is CLASH OF THE TITANS Without a Muse?

I don’t want to toot my own horn here (who the hell am I kidding), but I have been spouting for years that the British rock band Muse would be the perfect candidate to begin writing scores for movies.   At the very least, and this has been a bone of contention with me for some time, the band should be heavily considered to provide a song for a James Bond entry.   Well, we’re not getting that, but it is looking like Muse will be providing the score for the upcoming CLASH OF THE TITANS remake.

This news was first whispered at back in September, when Muse lead singer Matt Bellamy mentioned on a KROQ show that he would be doing some work on the Louis Leterrier film.   At that time, Bellamy explained his frustration with working for film makers:

They’re difficult to work with…As soon as you go into the Hollywood world, you’re at the bottom of a very big pile.

Now, it appears, if tour schedules align properly, the band will be providing the score for CLASH OF THE TITANS.

CLASH OF THE TITANS is the first interesting offer we’ve had for film work. We’re definitely interested in writing for films at some point when we get a break from being on the road.

Those were Bellamy’s words to UK’s The Daily Star when asked about potential work in the film world.

Personally, I think this is awesome news.   While the music they provide for the film will, surely, be very different from the music they provide on their albums, Muse offers an amazing blend of rock, orchestra, and even a bit of opera into their music.   It’s no surprise they are featured on so many film’s soundtracks.   And, who knows?   This could put them one step closer to finally putting together a Bond song.   Keep your fingers crossed.

Warner Has SYMPATHY FOR MR. VENGEANCE

It may not be as damnable an offense as Will Smith and Steven Spielberg trying to remake OLDBOY, but the news coming from Variety that Warner Brothers has acquired the rights to remake Chan-Wook Park’s SYMPATHY FOR MR VENGEANCE is a little unnerving.   We don’t know much from Brian Tucker, the screenwriter WB has set to adapt the screenplay for an American update, but he received some notoriety as a playwright before making the jump to feature film spec writing.

It’s never a good sign to see a studio picking up a foreign film that has garnered some popularity with the masses, but, if they were to pick the safest, most Western-friendly film in Park’s famed “Vengeance Trilogy.”   The themes expressed in OLDBOY and SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE are rather edgy, even for the R-rated tastes for certain, American audiences.   MR. VENGEANCE, on the other hand, is rather basic and less exploitative, making this regarded in some circles as the least challenging of Park’s trilogy of violence.

Nonetheless, in my humble opinion, anything Park touches is gold (even the lackluster THIRST, with which I had several issues) and none of his films should find themselves watered down and rolled over for general, American audiences.

Who knows?   This project may go the way of the OLDBOY remake and find itself dead before it ever even gets out of the gate.

THOR, PIRATES, SPIDERMAN 4 All Play the Release Date Shuffle

It was announced on Tuesday via Variety that Sony Pictures was putting SPIDER-MAN 4 on indefinite hiatus citing issues with the screenplay.   The film was slated for release on May 6th, 2011, but a source claimed this date was questionable at best.   It hasn’t taken long for other, tent pole films to swoop into that prime spot.

Today, both The Hollywood Reporter and Variety are reporting that Paramount’s THOR, previously set to bow on May 20th, has moved into the May 6th slot, giving it the opening Summer position for 2011.   With nothing left to fill the May 20th slot, Disney has stepped in and made that date the home for the release of PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: ON STRANGER TIDES.

The question that remains now is in where SPIDER-MAN 4 will find itself once these script issues get worked out.   Two of the three, previous SPIDER-MAN movies opened in that opening, Summer slot.   SPIDER-MAN 2 opened in late June of 2004, but, right now, the July 1st slot in 2011 is home to TRANSFORMERS 3.   Don’t expect that franchise to get sweated out any time soon.

SPIDER-MAN 4 is still announced as having a May 6th release date, and, should this date hold, it could leave Paramount in quite a conundrum with what to do with THOR.   They won’t want to open against an already established, comic book franchise, and Marvel will do everything in their power to keep this from happening, anyway.

What do you think?   What date looks good for the next SPIDER-MAN entry?   Did Paramount jump too soon in shifting THOR’s release date?   Looking at the current slate for Summer 2011, what film do you think has the strongest chance of walking away the big bread winner?     Let us know by leaving a comment below.

THE VIOLENT KIND’s Sundance One Sheet

If you’ve regularly checked out our website, here, you know one of the films we cannot wait to see at this year’s Sundance Film Festival is the new film by The Butcher Brother, THE VIOLENT KIND.  Today, courtesy of Bloody Disgusting, we have the first, official one sheet for the film, which you can peruse above.

Bikers Rockabillies.  Women getting possessed.  Very bloody.  Very grindhouse.  Very Butcher Brothers.

Check out the film’s official site here and follow them on Twitter as well here.  Expect coverage all over the place for this film when WAMG hits Sundance 2010 later this month.

James Franco Spends 127 HOURS With Danny Boyle

Take a good, long look at that man you see in the picture above.  He has just signed on to star in JACKASS 3-D, where, in which, he will be cutting off his own arm.  What’s more, none other than Danny Boyle has signed on to direct.

Okay, part of this is true, as Production Weekly announced on their Twitter feed that Franco has signed on to star in Boyle’s next film, 127 HOURS.  Franco will be playing the role of Aron Ralston, a mountain climber who, in May of 2003, found himself pinned under a boulder in the Utah mountains.  Ralston was forced to amputate his lower right arm with a dull knife in order to survive.

I remember mentioning back when this project was first announced that Boyle and crew would need an actor who could dominate the screen by himself for a majority of the film.  Franco, who has found himself in eclectic roles of varying degrees over the past, few years, is a prime contender to break onto the dramatic scene with this film.  If he can pull it off, there are surely to be awards coming his way in the next year or two.

Filming is set to begin in early March in Utah.

ROBOCOP Remake Halted: Another Reason to Love Darren Aronofsky

No, we don’t love Darren Aronofsky because we think a ROBOCOP remake is a horrible, awful idea and anything he can do to muck up the waterworks is A-okay in our book.  We, actually, are frothing at the mouth at the idea of Aronofsky making a run at the ROBOCOP reboot, hoping that his style and love for hard-hitting, edgy drama will kick both the film and us in the theater seat-filling ass.  No, the reason we love Aronofsky so much is because here is a man who knows when a studio is full of reactive, gimmick-hungry pinheads who wouldn’t know an original idea if it pulled a pistol from its holster and shot them between the legs.

And, so it goes with a report today from Moviehole that pre-production on the remake has been put on hold.  Evidently, Mary Parent, the chairperson of MGM, wants ROBOCOP to be shot in glorious, guts-in-your-face 3-D.  Aronofsky, to the immense credit the man deserves, gave her, the studio, and Leo the Lion the proverbial finger.

Actually, let’s let the scooper Moviehole got this information provide the details:

I’ve spoken with Phoenix Pictures [and] asked them about the status of ROBOCOP… they told me that the project is on hold. The problem is that Mary Parent, Chairperson of MGM,  wants a 3D movie for the new ROBOCOP. But ,as you know, Darren Aronofsky is a real artist and he’s not interested in Gimmicks like,3D,CGI,Filming digital, he wants to do everything as real (organic) as possible just like THE FOUNTAIN.

To which I say, “Bravo, Mr. Aronofsky.  You are a true man of your craft.”

Unfortunately, it hasn’t looked good for ROBOCOP in recent months, anyway, especially with all this auction/selling itself off to the highest bidder MGM is going through right now.

Of course, we can all thank James Cameron and the wonderful 3-D in AVATAR for putting this little bit of poison in the ear of studio execs around the world.  Every film and its brother are going to have their run through the 3-D gamut, and, it’s fortunate for all of us that there are still directors like Aronofsky out there who are willing to stand up for their craft and against this type of gimmick-idolatry.  It could, indeed, mean we’ll never get to see Aronofsky’s version of ROBOCOP, but at least the man stood up for what he believes.

Who Wants to See THE LOVELY BONES With The Movie Geeks?

It’s Peter Jackson’s return to the film world after 2005’s KING KONG, and it is hitting St. Louis on January 15th.  However, lucky for you, we have passes to give away for a showing of THE LOVELY BONES three days earlier.

Here’s all you have to do to get one of these, sweet, admit 2 passes, shoot us a comment below telling us what aspect of this movie you are most looking forward to.  Is it Jackson’s directing?  Is it the brilliant visual effects courtesy of Weta?  Is it Stanley Tucci’s performance, which, evidently, is being deemed Oscar worthy?  Let us know you opinions in that little comment section below, and we’ll be picking our favorites for the tickets Sunday night.

Remember, the screening is in the St. Louis area, so don’t enter unless you’re planning on driving in from out of town or you’re one of the lucky ones who lives in this fine city.

And, if you’re not one of the winners, be sure to check out THE LOVELY BONES, which is in limited theaters now and hits wide on January 15th.

Ron Howard + Vince Vaughn + Infidelity = Hilarity

Who knew Opie was so money?   Even he didn’t know it, he was so money.   Variety is reporting that director Ron Howard has committed to helm an untitled script from 21 and WALL STREET 2 screenwriter Allan Loeb.

The film will be a comedic look at infidelity within a circle of friends and lovers.   Universal is backing the project, and deals are being finalized for both Howard to direct and Vince Vaughn to star.   Brian Grazer’s Image Entertainment and Vaughn’s Wild West Picture Show will also provide backing for the film.

While it is nice to see Howard getting back to his comedic roots, one has to wonder if he hasn’t gone too far into the dramatic realm to really make us laugh again.   His last out-and-out comedy was 2000’s HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS.   Some would say the last time Howard really made us laugh was over 20 years ago with 1989’s PARENTHOOD.   While some might be complaining that they would rather see Howard and Grazer put their efforts into an ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT feature film, it will be interesting, to say the very least, to see if he still has what it takes.

Vaughn’s comedic clout is a little more intact having to only go back a handful of years to find films like WEDDING CRASHERS and DODGEBALL.   He, too, however, might need to turn up the comedic juices a bit to get over films like THE BREAK-UP and FOUR CHRISTMASES.   COUPLES RETREAT was a decent, financial success, making $161.6 million worldwide against a $70 million price tag.   This new project doesn’t sound like a Vince Vaughn vehicle either, and looks to be more of an ensemble piece a la COUPLES RETREAT.

Production is set to begin in the Spring in Chicago.

Anna Kendrick and Jonathan Levine are WITH CANCER

UP IN THE AIR Oscar hopeful Anna Kendrick and ALL THE BOYS LOVE MANDY LANE and THE WACKNESS director (and past WeAreMovieGeeks guest blogger) Jonathan Levine have both signed on to respectively co-star and direct the film until recently titled I’M WITH CANCER.   According to a release from Mandate Pictures, they will be joining the project which already has James McAvoy and Seth Rogen attached to star.

Written by Will Reiser, the film stars McAvoy as a young man who learns he has the disease.   The screenplay was based on Reiser’s actual accounts of battling and successfully winning against cancer.   Kendrick has signed on to star as the young psychologist who helps McAvoy’s character cope.

Principal photography is set to begin in February in Vancouver.   We just want to give a hearty congratulations to Levine, a truly gifted director and an awesome guy to boot.