Review: ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ – Travis’ Thoughts

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Fox should be ashamed of themselves. Once again, Fox has gone and taken a big steaming pile of pooh on the floor and now, all I want to do is just rub Fox’s nose in it and yell, “Bad Fox, Bad! You’re a baaad Fox!”

In a spirit of full disclosure, I do have to confess up front that I am a bit biased towards this movie. I was a fan of Wolverine and the X-Men growing up and read the comic books. They were a large part of my childhood. So, when I say it feels like Fox went and took a big dump on my childhood, I actually do mean it from the bottom of my heart. With that said, I will attempt to speak my mind as clearly as possible and not rest solely on my past with the subject matter. However, it does and will factor heavily into my opinion of this movie.

As for the director, part of me wants to blame Gavin Hood and place a hex on his career, but I know that Mr. Hood has fought his own battles in the making of this movie. So, I am issuing a pardon to Mr. Hood and letting him slide on this one. On the other hand, I simply cannot allow myself to forgive the suits behind this debacle.

‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ at it’s core is not an entirely hopeless disaster. Even if I did not actually believe that, the overwhelming majority opinion of the audience exiting the movie last night was fair to positive. Considering this, I will admit that the movie had some cool scenes. I will also emphasize that I am NOT attempting to convince readers to pass on this movie. By all means, go see the film and decide for yourselves. All I’m saying is that there’s a good chance that ‘X-Men: Wolverine’ will end up on my Ten Worst Films of 2009 list.

The movie attempts to introduce Wolverine and his origins, beginning with him and Victor Creed as children. This portion is done well enough, as is the creative montage of the two characters fighting side by side through five wars during the opening credits. At this point, I still held hope for the movie being a success. After meeting Stryker, Wolverine and Victor join a special ops team and the story rolls along fine until Wolverine decides he has no interest in the killing of innocents and walks away. This is when the film gradually starts to fall apart.

Hugh Jackman is just fine as Logan/Wolverine, maintaining the same quality interpretation of my beloved superhero. Honestly, my only “minor issue” with Wolverine himself was that it seemed his claws were much more realistic looking in the X-Men movies than they are in this movie. Well, there’s that and then I wasn’t very pleased with how they chose to portray Wolverine’s initial adjustment to his new adamantium-laced claws. Wolverine comes off as a clumsy comic relief in the scene at the elderly couple’s home while fleeing Stryker.

Oh boy, now on to the rough stuff. I won’t bore the average reader by going as deep into the Wolverine lore as I would like to, but I’ll sum it up by saying this is a minimally accurate representation of Wolverine’s past and calling this an origin story is taking a huge creative license. Wolverine’s relationship with Silver Fox was done well enough, and I have to say the relationship and chemistry between Wolverine and Victor Creed (aka Sabretooth, even though he was never once referred to as such in this movie) was extremely well done. Liv Schreiber was actually great as Sabretooth (sorry, I can’t avoid using his true name) and captured the essence of what Sabretooth was becoming.

Let me give you a bit of advice… after seeing this movie, fast forward several years and realize Sabretooth has progressively become more of the animal, thriving on and craving the killing and losing his humanity at an exponential rate. Now, hit the pause button at the moment we are [re]introduced to Sabretooth in the ‘X-Men’ movies. Make more sense now?

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Review: ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’

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Ladies… are you ready? Matthew McConaughey is back again for another romantic comedy with another very attractive actress with whom his character will experience the ups and downs of a Hollywood relationship. This time around, Matty-boy will have his go with Jennifer Garner as female audiences across the country swoon and daydream that it is they who are being held in the modern-day dream guy’s arms. Oh, wait a second… ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ is actually a good movie? Hold up! Yeah, just checked and I am still of the male gender of the species, and I really liked this movie.

Let me first run through the general premise for you, despite the fact that the trailer will give you just about everything you need to know about the story, well… that and having ever seen any one of the many incarnations of ‘A Christmas Carol’. Connor Mead (McConaughey) is an insanely successful, high-profile photographer that snaps vogue shots of any and every hot celebrity and model there is and coincidentally receives a certain bonus with each of his clients as well… if you know what I mean. Connor is living the good life, partying hard and experiencing the pleasures of the opposite sex, but when he attends his kid brother’s wedding he soon discovers that the life he’s leading is not destined to remain a paradise on Earth forever.

As he proceeds to ruin his brother’s wedding with his predictably arogant behavior, Connor is suddenly visited by the ghost of his dead Uncle Wayne, who lived as a playboy and taught Connor everything he knows about being a player. As it turns out, Uncle Wayne (Michael Douglas) has returned to set right the mistakes he made in turning the once kind-hearted Connor into the train wreck of a ladies’ man his is today, warning him that three ghosts will visit him the night before his brother’s wedding to reveal to him feelings and memories he has long since forgotten. This will be Connor’s wake up call and one last chance to change his life for the better. Sound familiar?

All relevancy’s to other stories and cliched plot devices aside, I stand firm in my opinion that this is one of few modern romantic comedies to emerge from Hollywood that I gladly stand behind. In all seriousness, in paying your ticket price and laying claim to your soft, high-backed stadium seat with the fold-up arm rests and built-in cup holders, what are you hoping for when attending a movie such as this? Come on people, don’t go getting all quiet on me now. You want to feel good. That’s it. Nothing more and nothing less. Well, guess what… that’s what director Mark Waters (Just Like heaven) has accomplished with ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ and I applaud him in achieving that relatively difficult task in a genre that I find very rarely satisfies those very basic but important expectations from this kind of movie.

A “good” romantic comedy should make you laugh, make you care about the characters, make you think about the good things in life and heck, maybe even come close to almost maybe thinking about cutting loose a tear or two once or twice… ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’ does this not with flashy creativity or stellar writing, but simply with the tried and true formula of making an entertaining movie without insulting the audience with ridiculously dumbed down content. This movie remains real enough while developing enough of that crucial fantasy element that makes a good romantic comedy worth your time.

McConaughey may never win an Oscar, but I’ve got to hand it to him… he has this genre cracked and never fails to deliver on that same steady level of expectations we have of him. Jennifer Garner does a great job of being beautiful but not overly glamorous and she managed to give a very real performance that isn’t forced or cheesy or anything but purely genuine. To a great extent, the old farts really steal the show in ‘Ghosts of Girlfriends Past’. Robert Forster plays Sarge, the father of the bride who obsessively goes on about the Korean War and offers a welcome bit of comic relief. Oh yeah, and you can’t help but enjoy his Al Pacino impersonation… “Hoo-Ah!”

Michael Douglas is a blast, playing the role of Connor’s late Uncle Wayne and mentor in life. Douglas channels one part Hugh Hefner and one part Jack Nicholson in his portrayal of the the updated Marley’s Ghost that returns to forewarn Connor (aka Scrooge) of what he is about to endure. Breckin Meyer plays Connor’s about-to-be-wed kid brother Paul and Anne Archer is absolutely charming in her small but wonderful role as Paul’s mother-in-law-to-be, Vonda Volkom. Despite your preconceptions of this movie and your potential predispositions to the genre in general, I dare you to watch this movie with an open heart and a desire to feel good and then still walk away disappointed… I dare you!

[Overall: 3.75 stars out of 5]

DVD Review: ‘The Night Buffalo’

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‘The Night Buffalo’ (El bà ºfalo de la noche) just released on DVD this past Tuesday, April 28, 2009. This is the first feature-length film from director Jorge Hernandez Aldana, who also co-wrote the screenplay.

When I first read about ‘The Night Buffalo’ I thought the story sounded very interesting and anticipated checking this one out when it hit DVD. Unfortunately, this is one of those cases where all the well-written positive blurbs on the DVD cover touting how great a movie it is are most kindly described as misleading.

In ‘The Night Buffalo’ a schizophrenic young man named Gregorio is released after spending two years in a mental hospital for cutting his own toes off in an attempt to keep the earwigs his imagines from eating his insides. While in “the bin” his best friend begins sleeping with his girlfriend, despite being in a relationship of his own.

When Gregorio returns home, he quickly figures out what has been going on and unexpectedly decides to kill himself. Before doing so, Gregorio devised an elaborate plot to to twist and torture his best friend’s mental state, leading him down a path that ultimately destroys his life and his relationship with his friends and family.

‘The Night Buffalo’ tells a story that could have been far more interesting if it had been written with more interesting characters that do more than screw each other in every other scene. I’m not against sex in movies, but not at the expense of a decent story. In fact, the pace of the film also suffers as a result of the excessive nude/sex scenes.

I needed to truly believe that Gregorio was mentally unstable. I needed to feel the distress and mental tension being afflicted upon Gregorio’s friend, but it just wasn’t there. Instead, he just came off like a punk kid without any regard for the others around him. The only character I felt any real empathy for was Gregorio’s girlfriend with whom his friend was having an affair. For her, I felt sorry and she gave a respectable performance, even if she did get naked in every other scene she appeared.

Aside from the writing and acting, ‘The Night Buffalo’ was beautifully shot with a hand-held camera and featured that wonderfully rich, Mexican palette of color and light that is often used in films from Mexico and South America. The movie does have it’s moments and the concept has potential, but the movie overall ends up being something of a labor to get through and offers little actual payoff to the viewer.

[Overall: 2.75 stars out of 5]

Review: ‘L – Change the World’

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My friend Chad and I attended the first of a two-night only Fathom event last night, screening the third film in the ‘Death Note’ franchise. The problem is, it’s only vaguely related to the first two ‘Death Note’ movies. Well, it’s not so much a problem really, so much as it was just surprising and a bit disorienting at first.

‘L: Change the World’ is actually a sort of spin-off/prequel that explores what L was up to after the first film, leading up to the second film, focusing on a major case unrelated to the Death Note that has the fate of mankind hanging in the balance. Sound convoluted, well… it is sort of, but not really. The movie starts out kind of slow, which is bad news because the film’s total running time is 2 hours and 40 minutes.

This movie begins with L and Watari discussing how they plan to outsmart Kira, leading to L’s decision to write his own name in the Death Note. The idea is to beat Kira by pre-determining his own fate, orchestrating his own death 23 days into the future. It is L’s belief that Kira will attempt to kill him using the Death Note, but L plans to switch Kira’s Death Note with a fake. But, enough of that. I recommend going back and watching ‘Death Note: The Last Name’ to experience the whole story. It is the best of the three films, in my opinion.

‘L: Change the World’ takes the character of L and transplants him into the very American bio-terrorism/outbreak genre, naturally combining these thriller elements with the detective elements that help to make L such a fascinating character. We witness L pulled into a global crisis, involving a double agent called K and a deadly genetically-modified virus that is a cross between a highly infectious influenza and ebola.

Once you get through the initial slow-moving hour of plot development, the story does begin to take on an interesting element of mystery and suspense. L is unexpectedly charged with protecting a scientist’s daughter and a small Thai boy after both of their father’s are murdered, later discovering they both hold very crucial secrets within their biology.

As I mentioned before, ‘L: Change the World’ is a long movie that starts out slow and doesn’t really grab you until it’s half over, but the one element that manages to keep it interesting is L, despite his late entrance into the overall plot. He’s fun and quircky while still convincing us that he’s likely the most brilliant detective in the world. His interactions with the two children he is protecting is rich and full of humor and even some touching moments of bonding between the three characters.

Overall, ‘L: Change the World’ is not a great movie, but it’s not terrible either. Really, if the film was cut down from 2:40 to maybe about an even 2 hours, it would have been a far more successful production. While we attended last night (for the subtitled showing) the film will screen again tonight in the English-dubbed version. At over $12 per ticket, I wouldn’t recommend seeing this in the theatre. You’re better off waiting for it to hit DVD, which shouldn’t take long considering how popular this franchise has become.

[Overall: 3.25 stars out of 5]

Tommy Wirkola plays with ‘Hansel & Gretel’

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Norwegian filmmaker Tommy Wirkola will follow up his Sundance hit horror-comedy ‘Dead Snow’ with another in the same genre called ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’.

The concept that Wirkola pitched is basically to look into how the siblings have made out 15 years after their close call with the witch in the gingerbread house. As it turns out, they’ve become professional bounty hunters, specializing in tracking down witches.

Sanchez Productions’ Adam McKay and Will Ferrell have apparently gone nutty over the idea and are producing the project for Paramount. I have to admit, this movie sounds effing hilarious and I can’t wait to see what they do with the idea.

[source: Hollywood Reporter]

Gordon-Levitt, joins Rainn & Portman in ‘Hesher’

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Spencer Susser will make his feature-film debut as a director with ‘Hesher’. The film is already looking up as the cast will feature Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Natalie Portman and Rainn Wilson.

The comedy/drama will tell the story of Hesher (Levitt), a slacker who becomes involved in the life of a 13-year old who lives with his drug addict father (Wilson) who is attempting to cope with his wife’s death while keeping his family together.

Natalie Portman plays a grocery store clerk that the teen develops a crush for after she saves him from some bullies. Portman is also co-producing the film, which is co-written by Susser and David Michod.

[source: Empire]

Possiblity of new ‘Spawn’ Movie still Very Real!

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The folks over at IESB caught up with comic book maverick Todd McFarlane while at the ‘X-Men Origins: Wolverine’ World premiere in Tempe, Arizona. (Do you think someone like McFarlane gets turned away if he doesn’t have an invite? Doubt that!)

McFarlane, creator of ‘Spawn’ and Arizona native, laid down some juicy bits about the status of a new ‘Spawn’ movie, and even maybe a new animated series.

Todd McFarlane tells us he has five offers on the table to do a new Spawn film. From big special effects studio budgets to a smaller indie budgets that he hopes to be able to write and direct himself. — IESB

Personally, I think it would be great to see the ‘Spawn’ franchise successfully translated into a live-action feature. As for the possibility of another animated series, I can take it or leave it, really. Check out IESB’s exclusive video interview by clicking the link below.

[source: IESB]

Throwback Thursday: ‘Unbreakable’

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“How many days in your life have you been sick?”

An anonymous letter delivered to unemployed father and husband David Dunn, addressed only with “Limited Edition”. This is how we are first introduced to Mr. Glass, long before we see or hear the enigmatic villain-to-be, we are introduced to his intellect and his inquisitive nature. For those of you who have seen ‘Unbreakable’ you know all abut the intricate relationship between Elijah Price (Samuel L. Jackson) and David Dunn (Bruce Willis)… two ordinary men of no great consequence who, by way of fate or chance, or whatever we wish to call it, discover extraordinary truths about themselves.

Writer/director M. Night Shyamalan may have made a few stinkers in his career, but no matter what dribble he may create in the future, Shyamalan will forever be remembered for creating this instant classic amongst comic book fans. ‘Unbreakable’ isn’t based on any actual comic book, but instead is based on mind of a comic book fan, the mind of a person with passion for the art.

‘Unbreakable’ (2000) is Shyamalan’s third film, but only his second serious venture into the style he would come to be known for after amazing audiences in 1999 with ‘The Sixth Sense’. His influence from Alfred Hitchcock is clearly evident in the visual style and techniques used in filming ‘Unbreakable’. In many cases, a filmmaker that used prolonged and intricate tracking shots, extreme high and low angle shots distorting perspective and the long motionless takes that linger on a character, all in the same film, it would be a critics feeding frenzy. ‘Unbreakable’ defies this logic and actually pulls this off beautifully.

Even with all the fancy camera work, this is mostly overshadowed by the film’s muted color palette and it’s sombre tone. Eduardo Serra (Defiance) photographed a remarkably beautiful picture within a relatively limited range of color and contrast. The film’s score by James Newton Howard (Defiance) is outstanding, taking the seriousness and sophistication of classical instrumentation and applying it with great effectiveness to a story that would have normally been handled quite differently.

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“Do you see any Teletubbies in here?” Say hello to Jules, making his momentary cameo as Mr. Glass berating a potential buyer of vintage comic book art from Elijah Price’s Limited Edition gallery when he discovers the man is buying it for his 4-year-old son.

Elijah Price (aka Mr. Glass) is a man who has lived his life from the day he was born with his arms and legs already broken while still in his mother’s womb, has had his life work against him all this time, but yearns for something more.’Unbreakable’ is essentially an origins story, beginning with the entrance of Elijah Price into the world. We are given moments of epiphany for Elijah through stages of his childhood as his mind is molded into what would eventually become the intellectual arch-nemesis to our hero.

Elijah developed an insatiable curiosity as a child, spending the better part of his days self-secluded in his home to avoid his frail body getting hurt. He develops a fascination for comic books when his mother begins using them as motivation to get Elijah to go outside and live once in a while. What his mother saw as mere entertainment for her son, Elijah finds a whole new way of looking at the world. He sees an unrecognized truth in the comic books, one that is dealt with directly but not taken seriously. Elijah sees the dichotomy of good and evil, and more importantly the necessity of two opposing forces that will balance one another in the universe.

While Elijah suffers the repeated injuries of a weakened physical body, this is countered by a keen intellect. Likewise, David may have super-human strength and the benefit of virtual indestructibility, this is also countered by David’s fear of water that serves as his kryptonite and is suggested as the only likely way for David to die. This is an integral element within the respectable superhero lore, as a hero without a weakness is too perfect and therefor wields absolute power, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. This “weakness” plays a crucial role in ‘Unbreakable’ while David is tracking down a serial killer, assisted by his “sixth sense” ability, but must conquer his one true nemesis before he can conquer the killer… his fear of water.

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David Dunn enters the story after Elijah, returning home by train from New York in an attempt to find work. His life is empty and without purpose, or so David believes. He is unemployed and his marriage is at risk of divorce. He has a son Joseph who thinks the world of him, but David is unable to see this, instead remaining stuck in his self-loathing rut about his life. While Elijah has endured endless hardships, he sees the world through an optimistic, if not slightly distorted lens.

David has the world at his fingertips, happiness lying right before him, but he cannot see what he has until he begins having his own string of epiphanies about his true abilities. His son Joseph also benefits from his dad’s self-discovery, finding a hero in his father. The scene when Joseph is helping his father lift weights and they discover David’s true strength is a perfect example of this renewed relationship through David’s awakening, but is in contrast to David’s continued denial that he is anything but an ordinary man. David’s true turning point occurs during an intense scene when Joseph threatens his father’s life at gun point to prove that his father is a hero.

‘Unbreakable’ intelligently moves beyond the stereotypical trap of thinking all heroes and villains need costumes. While David Dunn and Elijah Price do not don capes and body suits, therefor allowing the audience to focus much more appropriately on the humanity of the characters, Shyamalan does still honor this tradition in subtle ways. David Dunn has no alias, but Elijah does refer to himself towards the end of the film as Mister Glass. He also has two understated trademarks, the wardrobe containing an abundance of purple and a glass cane, a symbol of his body being both structural and fragile at the same time. David Dunn, on the other hand, is presented in all his heroism wearing a baseball cap and a hooded poncho, but it is distinctly worn during his climatic hero scene.

Despite the fact that M. Night’s IMDB rating has consistently dropped with each film he has made since ‘The Sixth Sense’, which is his only film to appear in the IMDB Top 250 List at #137, ‘Unbreakable’ still maintains an average IMDB user rating of over 7 out of 10 stars. The movie is just that damn good and it holds up to repeated viewings as well. ‘Unbreakable’ tells a great story and is packed with powerful scenes from beginning to end. Shyamalan may or may not revive his career and his former status of being one of the most anticipated filmmakers in Hollywood, but I can just about guarantee he’ll never top this little masterpiece.

The two-disc DVD release hit shelves on June 26, 2001. For the time, the packaging and features were pretty awesome, featuring a die-cut slip case and came with two artist prints, one of David Dunn in his hooded poncho and one of Elijah Price. ‘Unbreakable’ is also available on Blu-Ray. The DVD special features include:

  • Fully produced additional scenes not seen in theaters, introduced by M. Night Shyamalan
  • Behind the Scenes footage, featuring Bruce Willis
  • Comic Books and Superheroes, an exclusive feature with Samuel L. Jackson
  • The Train Station Sequence, a multi-angle feature
  • An excerpt from an early film by M. Night Shyamalan

Is there Really a Third ‘Gremlins’ in the works?

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Bloody-Disgusting recently made a set visit to ‘The Hole’ to speak with director Joe Dante. During their visit, the topic of ‘Gremlins’ came up and the question of whether or not a third ‘Gremlins’ was in the works surfaced. According to Dante, it’s not currently happening but he seems pretty confident that it will at some point.

“I find it hard to believe that they won’t make a GREMLINS 3 because they’re remaking ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING. I mean, they’re gonna remake everything.” — Joe Dante

Oh, God! That’s news in and of it’s self, but not good news. ‘Adventures in Babysitting’ remake? Really? We can add this to the list of movies that need not be remade, although it does fit into the category of movies that could be remade better.

OK, back to ‘Gremlins’… I LOVE the ‘Gremlins’ movies, well, the first one anyway was awesome! ‘Gremlins 2: The New Batch’ was a lot of fun, but kind of cheesy, which in turn is actually part of why it was so much fun. Then again, can you really hate any movie that features Christopher Lee?

Dante went on to expressly insist that he’ll have no involvement in the possible making of a third ‘Gremlins’ movie. Personally, the first movie will always be the only true ‘Gremlins’ and anything and everything after is just fluff. Then again, given the right players in front of and behind the camera, a third (or dare I say even a remake) movie could prove quite interesting with our advances in technology… and no, I’m not just talking about CGI.

Joe Dante apparently is, however, very much involved in the remastering the first two ‘Gremlins’ movies for their upcoming Blu-Ray release. Sweet! I knew there was a reason I’ve held out on buying them this long…

[source: Bloody-Disgusting]

So, now McConaughey WANTS to be Captain America?

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Many of you will remember back when Matthew McConaughey was being touted as the shoe-in for the role of Captain America in the coming movie from Marvel, but the reality is that the rumors never ceased for this role.

The difference at the time was that McConaughey showed very little, if any, interest in the role. Of course, it’s not really his genre of expertise. Now, on the other hand, McConaughey is apparently having a change of heart and the idea is growing on him.

McConaughey told MTV that “it would be fun” in response to being asked about landing the role of Steve Rogers, aka Captain America. Better yet, Jennifer Garner chimed in as well…

“You would be a great Captain America,† Garner told McConaughey during a recent press event. “You could wear a cape and tights and little pointy shoes.†

Funny! Someone hasn’t been reading their comic books, eh? Then again, this isn’t nearly as funny as some of the other rumored casting choices that include Channing Tatum and John Cena.

[source: MTV]