I Heart Horror: ‘Black Devil Doll’

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For those of you movie geeks that dabble in horror films & check out the websites, you have probably heard of the film ‘Black Devil Doll’.   The film was created by the Lewis Brothers who run the horror t-shirt company Rotten Cotton and has been long delayed for quite some time.   It is now seeing the light of day with a DVD release on October 27, 2009.

For those of you not in the know, please watch this trailer (NSFW!!!):

When I had the opportunity to see the film in Toronto at the FAN EXPO this year, I was stoked.   The film has a throwback poster and even a novelization and I knew that I wanted to watch the film in the environment it was playing in – an audience of genre film fans.   I didn’t want to see this film on DVD in a living room by myself – well, I’m sure my dogs would have watched it with me, but I don’t think they count.   Rue Morgue Magazine’s own THE GORE-MET introduced the film with the warning that the film is tasteless, offensive and juvenile.   With those words, he just handed me the lubrication For the next 70 or so minutes, I was treated to pure trash and exploitation.   A side of me liked it and another side of me started questioning whether this film was any good or not.   Good Exploitation films walk a fine line.   They can be tasteless and go over the line yet still be entertaining.   However, all of them have a story that usually makes a lick of sense, even if it is ridiculous.

‘Black Devil Doll’ which takes the name from the 1984 film ‘Black Devil Doll from Hell’, tells the story of a young girl, Heather, who gets bored and dabbles with a Ouija board and ends up contacting a spirit/soul of a recently executed convict that ends up embodying a doll that was on the couch with her.   After Heather develops a relationship with the doll, her friends come over to hang out and Heather has to leave the house to go pick up some stuff and leaves the women alone with the BLACK DEVIL DOLL (Please say this in echo – it spices it up)!

Yep, that is the plot.   By the time we get to the point where the other girls come over, the black vs. white jokes have run dry and the comedy is not very comedic.   So, that leaves the blood and the nudity – which we get plenty of.   You will see natural tits, fake tits, some bush and plenty of blood.   Sounds good right???   Well…..the problem with ‘Black Devil Doll’ is that it took a 5 minute comedic routine and stretched it out to 70 minutes.   It is obvious that the story was stretched thin as the credits last over 5 minutes on a film that had maybe a 10 man crew.

‘Black Devil Doll’ is not as good as it advertises but maybe if you and your friends get drunk enough, you might get some laughs out of it.

Carnival of Souls (Legend) – Colorized. Also includes original version and Mike Nelson commentary. – imdb|amazon
The Chosen One (R Squared) – imdb|amazon
Clive Barker’s Book Of Blood (Lionsgate) – imdb|amazon(DVD)|amazon(Blu-Ray)
Edges of Darkness (Anchor Bay) – imdb|amazon
Evilution (Brink) – imdb|amazon
Friday The 13th: The Series – The Final Season (Paramount) – – imdb|amazon
Gojira Blu-ray (Classic Media) – imdb|amazon
The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto (Anchor Bay) – imdb|amazon(DVD)|amazon(Blu-Ray)
Hot Fuzz Ultimate Edition Blu-ray (Universal) – imdb|amazon
Shaun of the Dead Blu-ray (Warner) – imdb|amazon
Silence, Ça Tue! (Brink) – imdb|amazon

Until next week, Adiós!

Andy Triefenbach is the host of the weekly horror & cult movie podcast DESTROY THE BRAIN!   – http://www.destroythebrainonline.com

I Heart Horror: ‘Curious Stories, Crooked Symbols’

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Hey Fiends!   It has been awhile since I have written up this column.   For that, I apologize.   It has been super busy over at Triefy Manor with DESTROY THE BRAIN! stuff and other things.   Now that I have caught my breath, I spent the last weekend of August up in Toronto for Rue Morgue’s Festival of Fear, which is a part of Fan Expo Canada.   I had a good time up there.   I met Roger Corman who is an amazing person as well as a influential figure in film history.

I have been a fan of Rue Morgue Magazine and have attended their conventions since 2005 with exception of 2007.   While I was up there, Rue Morgue was selling the DVD ‘Curious Stories, Crooked Symbols’ which collects all of Rodrigo Gudiño’s shorts.   Rodrigo Gudiño is the president of Rue Morgue Magazine.   I had already seen all of his short films prior to my purchase.   However, I quickly realized that many of the American attendees of the convention have not seen one if not all of his short films.   Therefore, I plan to help out as much as I can by introducing you to a intriguing and upcoming genre filmmaker.

Over the span of 2 years (2006-2008), Rodrigo Gudiño has produced 3 short format films.

‘The Eyes of Edward James’ (2006)

Through recollection of a grisly event inside a house, a hypnotherapist tries to pry out an information from his patient to get to the bottom of what happened.   You, the viewer, take a front seat via POV camera work as the story unfolds.   I first saw this at the 24 hour Music Box Massacre in Chicago during the latter part of the marathon.   What Gudiño squeezes out in 15 minutes will make you realize that the man knows how to work the audience.   Suspenseful and creepy, you get the feeling like the environment being introduced is untrustworthy.   The short film thrives on tension as it establishes that something horrible has happened.   The resolution doesn’t give you all the information, therefore you will want to see this as soon as you finished it.

‘The Demonology of Desire’ (2007)

While his second film may seem like he is trying to pander to the hardcore horror fans, it is more of an attack towards relationships and the most personal out of the three.   We are introduced to a angst ridden teenager that prays to god to find her a man that will stop at nothing to be with her.   Moral values are thrown out the window in this film.   No one is safe.   Are we dealing with just a bitchy teenager or something worse?   You will have to watch to find out.   Oh yeah, there is also a monster locked in a cage in the basement as well.   Just saying.

‘The Facts in the Case of Mister Hollow’ (2008)

While it is co-directed by Vincent Marcone (mypetskeleton.com) and runs half the time of Gudiño’s first short, this is quite possibly one of the most visually haunting films I have seen in awhile.   The film explores a single photograph by moving the camera in and out the photograph.   While the images are two-dimensional, the environment is three-dimensional to bring you a mystery presented in a unique fashion.   The film was nominated for a Genie Award (the Canadian equivalent of the Oscars) for Best Animated Short.   While it didn’t win there, it did win Best Animated Short Film at the Stiges Film Festival.   A film the begs for repeat viewings, everything flows like butter with the short.   The imagery & the music blend to make it an unforgettable 6 minute experience.

The DVD includes all three short films along with optional Director Commentary along with a making of featurette for ‘The Demonology of Desire’ along with the original trailers, screenplays, storyboards and production/publicity stills.   My only complaint with the DVD is that while ‘The Eyes of Edward James’ & DVD menus are enhanced for 16:9 HDTV’s, ‘The Demonology of Desire’ while 16:9 formatted is actually presented letterboxed.

The DVD is available now through Rue-Morgue.com for $20.   Order it here!


DVD Releases for September 15, 2009

It is a huge week this week for you fiends…

The 39 Steps: Essential Art House (Janus) – imdb | amazon
An American Werewolf in London: Full Moon Edition Blu-ray (Universal) – Also in standard def. Here’s a page with details.imdb | amazon(Blu-Ray) | amazon (DVD)
Army Of Darkness: Screwhead Edition (Universal)   – imdb | amazon(Blu-Ray) | amazon (DVD)
Child’s Play Blu-ray (MGM) – imdb | amazon
Dead Girl: Unrated (Dark Sky) – imdb | amazon(Unrated) | amazon(Rated)
Fear Itself: Season 1 (Lionsgate) –   imdb | amazon
Friday The 13th: Part VII – The New Blood – Deluxe Edition (Paramount) – imdb | amazon
Friday The 13th: Part VIII – Jason Takes Manhattan – Deluxe Edition (Paramount) – imdb | amazon
Grace (Anchor Bay) – imdb | amazon(Blu-Ray) | amazon(DVD)
Misery Blu-ray (MGM) – imdb | amazon
Monster Force Vol.1
(Universal) – imdb | amazon
One Step Beyond: The Official First Season (Paramount) – imdb | amazon
Phantasm II (Universal) – imdb | amazon
PVC-1 (MPI) – imdb | amazon
The Wolfman: Universal Legacy Series (Universal) – imdb | amazon
Wrong Turn Blu-ray (20th Century Fox) – imdb | amazon
Wrong Turn 2: Dead End Blu-ray (20th Century Fox) – imdb | amazon

Until next week, Adiós!

Andy Triefenbach is the host of the weekly horror & cult movie podcast DESTROY THE BRAIN!   – http://www.destroythebrainonline.com

‘Plan 9’ remake trailer hits

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Greetings, my friend. Are you interested in the unknown?   The Unexplainable?…no, you probably want to know what the hell this headline means.

With a film like ‘Night of the Living Dead’ being in public domain, it has been and will be subjected to countless remakes, re-imaginings and sequels due to the fact that you can capitalize off the name and get your movie seen by fans regardless of your background.

So, why not take that concept for a public domain film like ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’?   Could it be because ‘Plan 9 from Outer Space’ has been called and associated to being the “Worst Film of All Time”?   I’m sure that might have something to do with it.

That didn’t stop a filmmaker by the name of John Johnson.   A few months ago he teased websites with a graphic that had today’s date (get it?   9/9/09 for Plan 9!).   While the film isn’t being released today, he did cut a trailer for it.   You can now view it, if you dare!

Plan 9 Teaser Trailer from Darkstone Entertainment on Vimeo.

 

Honestly, this looks like it could be fun.   I have to say some of the effects in here look good and it looks like it is competently made – unlike the original.  
I understand on a promotional or business aspect on why he is calling this a remake, but it is kind of silly.   I’ll look forward to it.   Even if I am the only one.

If you are curious on why it is being remade, you can ask the director himself as he will be doing a live video Q + A at 8pm on Sunday September 13, 2009 EST through BlogTV.

You can also visit the website for the film at http://plan9movie.com/

‘Kick-Ass’ Gets It’s Ass Picked Up.

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Variety reports that Matthew Vaughn’s independently produced & financed film ‘Kick-Ass’ has been picked up for distribution from Lionsgate for 2010.

Lionsgate has grabbed domestic rights to Matthew Vaughn’s action-comedy “Kick-Ass.”In a deal that is described as “big,” the mini-major has committed to a wide 2010 release.

Pic is based on a comic by Mark Millar and John Romita Jr. about a comic-obsessed teenager who decides to become a real-life superhero despite his lack of any superpowers. Cast includes Nicolas Cage, Aaron Johnson, Chloe Moretz and “Superbad’s” Christopher Mintz-Plasse.

U.S. distribs got their first peek at a rough cut of “Kick-Ass” on July 28, a few days after the fanboys at Comic-Con saw clips of the film and gave it their blessing.

Vaughn’s Marv Films shingle and Brad Pitt’s Plan B produced and privately financed the project.

I think that after  showing the  footage  at Comic-Con  and seeing the positive impression it made with fanboys & movie geeks, including this guy, Lionsgate has a gem on their hands.   I would venture a guess at a early Summer release to try not to get lost in the shuffle of Iron Man 2 which already has a May 7, 2010 release date.   I hope Lionsgate will fight for the ‘R’ rating that ‘Kick-Ass’ looks like it needs.

I Heart Horror: Childhood

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VHS was my best friend for my teenage years.   Seeing pictures of Scott’s latest “Never Forget” tattoo reminded me of all the Saturday nights I spent with various VHS tapes.   For the majority of my middle and high school years, I would go to the Schnucks off of Butler Hill to peruse the horror isle.   The great thing about this Schnucks was their video store was separate from the grocery store and they had a wide selection.   Honestly, they had one of the biggest horror sections for the longest time.   They also had a special where you could Rent One, Get One Free.   The maximum amount of tapes you could rent out was 6 and I maxed it out every weekend night.   My family would order Pizza Hut and I would grab a couple of slices and sneak back to my room to watch whatever I picked up earlier that night.   Mini Marathons would play in my small room as I usually started around 9pm and finished all of them by morning in one sitting.   I could be watching anything from Toulon’s puppets wreaking havoc in ‘Puppet Master’ to a chainsaw appendage wielding hero to a ‘Faces of Death’ tape.   This was back in the day when some horror wasn’t released publicly.   There were bootleg tapes and non-rental tapes that one could acquire.   I would look through my recent issue of Fangoria to see if there were any ads to trade tapes.   This was back in the day when the only way to see Cannibal Holocaust was to get a bootleg and hope that it was the best quality.   Of course, at that age, receiving VHS tapes through the mail and having to explain or come up with an excuse to your parents was almost an adventure in itself.

By the time I was 18, I saw most of the mainstream stuff and was at the point where I knew there had to be more movies than what my local video store held.   Hell, I’m still discovering old horror films.   Thanks to the advent of DVD, the hunt is practically absent and films like ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ seem less potent.   Watching a film like ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ or ‘Cannibal Holocaust’ was also akin to watching a pornographic VHS.   I would pop the tape into the VCR, press down on the plastic holder (yeah, back when there wasn’t an auto feeder) and press Play.   While watching what would leave an imprint on not only my senses but my horror education, I always had to listen for my parents to make sure they weren’t coming to see what I was watching.   Sometimes, that feeling was scarier than the film I was watching.   I still remember to this day that every month, I would ask my mom if I could rent ‘HENRY: Portrait of a Serial Killer’ and she would reply back with “NO!”.   I know the last few times I asked her that I tried to defend the film since Roger Ebert was quoted on it so it had to be a meaningful film to watch.   The man gave it Two Thumbs UP, what more do you want from him, his big toes as well!?   The last time I asked my mother if she would give me permission, she used the whole guilt trip of “Get it if you want, but I don’t approve.”   Yeah, that not only took away some of the adventure and mystery, but I knew that I couldn’t watch the film and be satisfied with my decision.   No, HENRY would have to wait until 2005 for me to watch it as I waited for the DVD.   My mom was a horror fan, yet she liked the psychological horror.   The stuff that actually scared you.   Her favorite film was and still is ‘The Haunting.’   My father had tapes of films that he recorded from HBO like ‘Repo Man’, ‘A Clockwork Orange’ and ‘Blade Runner’.   He was more of a Sci-Fi guy, but Sci-Fi and Horror blended so much that it worked out.

A few years ago, I wondered…”How come I like horror films so much?”   In a small town living 30 minutes south of St. Louis, I didn’t have many friends that had the same movie interest as I did.   Like I said at the beginning, most of the time I watched the movies on a Saturday night, alone.   Then I realized that Horror films were practically my best friend.   I know, it may sound lame… but hear me out.   We would both take risks.   I would feel the same feeling that I would if I was doing something I wasn’t supposed to be doing with a friend of mine like sneaking out with our slingshots and trying to break the streetlights in my subdivision – something I did do with a friend.   I experienced some of the same emotions that I did with a friend during my childhood.   I also matured through film.   I started with the Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th and Halloween films and graduated to Horror Academy films like ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ (thanks to my mom) and ‘An American Werewolf in London’.   I started out as a Slasher kid but became a totally different beast.   Horror is my life and I thank it dearly.

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Horror News

  • The Wolfman Remake got bumped until 2010 – I’m starting to worry
  • Rob Zombie releases his millionth still from Halloween 2

(SERIOUSLY, Slow News Week in horror.   However, check out all the SDCC news)

DVD Releases for Next Week

Pick of the Week: 'Big Trouble in Little China' BLU-RAY
Pick of the Week: 'Big Trouble in Little China' BLU-RAY

The Chaos Experiment (Weinstein) imdb | amazon
Demon Warriors (Magnolia) imdb | amazon
The Machine Girl Remix (Tokyo Shock) – This is just a re-release with the feature Machine Girlite – imdb | amazon
The Mutant Chronicles: 2 Disc Director’s Cut (Magnolia) – Also in single disc and blu-ray. imdb | amazon (1 disc) (2-disc) (Blu-Ray)
Trapped (Code Red) imdb | amazon

Adiós

Review: ‘Orphan’

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There are some movies that catch me off guard.   Sometimes walking into a film with low expectations can make that film shine even brighter.   Did ‘Orphan’ do just that?   Read on to find out!

Continue reading Review: ‘Orphan’

Get ready to see into the future of advertising with Gamer’s Augmented Reality Poster

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Being a nerd that I am, I love to hear about new technology. When it gets combined into film, I love it even more. Lately, we have seen technology of the Flash motion poster. You may or may not see these in standees at your local theatre that are basically TV’s. Lionsgate is stepping up their game with ‘Gamer’. This is just a glimpse to come. I’m sure in a few years, we will be able to view things in Augmented Reality on your mobile device. I’ll stop being nerdy and show you the goods.

If you have a webcam & a printer, get ready to have some fun.   I included a video as a demonstration:

Looks pretty neat huh?!   So, go to http://www.whosplayingyou.com, print the page out and let the website use your webcam and enjoy.

I Heart Horror: Scores

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Hello fiends!   Miss me?   Awww…stop it now.   I’m back this week to talk about film scores in the genre I love.   They are iconic.   This is a known fact.   Even people that aren’t familiar with the genre as much as film geeks are know when they are hearing the music that was designed to creep them out.   I recall a couple of years back on my normal weekly visits to Best Buy, I would go to the keyboard section and play Carpenter’s simplistic, but effective, theme from ‘Halloween’.   Most people knew what film it was from and would comment on how it creeped them out.   Hell, sometimes I would get a story out of it from a random stranger.   With the horror genre, the score and themes of a film are a character.     It can set the mood or just have a catchy melody or just put you in an eerie state.   Think about it.   Everyone knows the ‘Friday the 13th’ theme.   Well, at least the CHIC CHIC CHIC…KA KA KA part.

In the horror genre, the musical accompaniment is broken down into simple devices that I have coined the following:
“The Stinger” (a.k.a. The Cat out of Nowhere)
“The Mood Establisher”
“The ‘Oh Shit, something’s about to happen!’ Buildup”

All of these are in every slasher film and, since Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’, have laid the blueprint for any horror film score.   I’m not saying that ‘Halloween’ was the origin, but it’s best example I can give to explain this to you, loyal reader.

“The Stinger” is usually used more as a sound effect to accompany an action on screen.   It is devised to be a discordant sound to give you a jolt and is usually a different noise in tone than the non-main score – also known as “The Mood Establisher”. “The Stinger” stands out.   In Carpenter’s ‘Halloween’, we hear it when Michael Myers walks  into frame  without the characters knowing or when he attacks. In other films, it could be  notes we hear after a  lead up to an actual threat to the character on the screen – “The ‘Oh Shit, something’s about to happen!’ Buildup”.   Lately, it leads up to a “Jump Scare” or a “Fake Scare” – Hence the a.k.a. “Cat out of Nowhere” subtitle (Horror Fans know what I mean).

“The Mood Establisher”is the theme that may or may not harken back to the melody or notes of the main theme.   Obviously, this is created to establish mood.   Visuals alone can do this, but it is very rare.   To take you out of the ‘Halloween’ environment, let me hit you with a different film that is very reliant on it’s score.    ‘Jaws’ probably wouldn’t be as scary if it didn’t have the Shark Theme – DUH, DUM.   DUH, DUM.   When you hear that, if you are in the water…you will probably jump out.   You know that shit is about to go down.   When you feel that way, I think the Mood is established.

“The ‘Oh Shit, something’s about to happen!’ Buildup” – this is one that can be a crescendo of notes that build up to an action with no musical accompaniment or, one that leads up to “The Stinger”. I have seen this used a couple of ways.   It can either lead you down a dangerous path to only have the “Fake Scare” or it can be used to put your senses in check and make you feel unsafe.   If the film establishes this theme early on and sticks to the conventional method of delivering a genuine scare or kill at the end of this buildup, when the audiences hears it again, it will bring them back to that previous mindset.

In this new generation of horror, the groundwork that was laid by composers like Manfredini (‘Friday the 13th’), Carpenter, and others is being turned upside down.   Some horror films are keeping the score back and pushing the sound design forward.   Granted, this isn’t anything new either.   Sound Design is also a character and some might say it deserves the same character grouping as the musical themes.   With Sound Design, you are creating a virtual environment.   One of the best examples I have seen – or heard – would be Neil Marshall’s ‘The Descent’.   It even got to a point where I wouldn’t let anyone borrow my R2 DVD to see it in advance prior to it’s US release unless they had 5.1.   Why?   Imagine the score of ‘Halloween’ not being in the film, that is how ‘The Descent’ would feel.   It is set in a dark environment and when our brains cannot process anything visual, our hearing sense is heightened.   5.1 creates a three dimensional environment and with a film like ‘The Descent’, it is essential.

Some composers have experimented with infrasound to actually cause a physical feeling to the audience.   Probably the most publicized example of this is not neccessarily a textbook horror film, but one that many horror genre fans know of.   That film is Gasper Noé’s ‘Irréversible’.   Thomas Bangalter, one half of the group Daft Punk, created tones to accompany the buildup to one  the film’s controversial scenes.   With Noé’s dizzying visuals of what can simply be called a “out of control floating camera”, Bangalter had a tone lying secretly under a synth melody throughout this sequence.   The tone was reported to be 28Hz.   The frequency has  been reported to cause nausea, sickness and vertigo.   To me, it just kept me uneasy.   When you watch the film, the visuals don’t help either.   Your eyes are trying to adapt to an dark environment that we keep getting glimpses of red.   It is a sensory assault and that is why it works so well.

Music and Sound Design is a character.   In the horror genre, it is as important, if not more important, than the antagonist of any horror film you are watching.   Now, buy a 5.1 system, you are missing out!

Horror News:

  • Before you see the remake, 1987’s ‘The Stepfather’ will be hitting the DVD shelves via Shout Factory! on October 13th!   The original stars Terry O’ Quinn (Locke from ‘Lost’) in the title role.
  • Speaking of 1987, ‘The Gate’ is being remade by Alex Winter – Director of ‘Freaked’ and Bill from the ‘Bill and Ted’ films.   Production is set to start later this Summer.

Horror DVD & Blu-Ray Releases for Next Week:

rec[REC] is the film that floored Spanish Audiences and spawn the remake, not inspiration in my opinion,  of ‘Quarantine’.   It is obvious that Sony bought the rights for it and held it back from being released until they made full bank on their regurgatation.   Oh, did I say that…   A film that needs 5.1 as well, it was one of the most  tense films since ‘Inside’.   Highly Recommended – preferably before you see ‘Quarantine’.

The Haunting In Connecticut (Lionsgate) – imdb | Single-Disc , Unrated , Blu-Ray
Horsemen (Lionsgate) – imdb|amazon
I Still Know What You Did Last Summer Blu-ray (Sony) – imdb|amazon

Adiós!

[Andy Triefenbach is the host of the horror & cult movie podcast – DESTROY THE BRAIN! – which is available online at http://www.destroythebrainonline.com]

‘Daybreakers’ trailer breaks out.

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I hate this poster.   I didn’t like the Spierig Brothers previous film, ‘Undead’.   With all that said, the trailer looks great.   It has a good concept behind it and you can tell that the Spierig brothers definitely perfected and polished their filmmaking.   However, we won’t find out how this film is until JANUARY 2010! That may not sound ridiculous to some, but to anyone with their ear on the ground of horror film development would know that the filming was completed back in September 2007. Reshoots did occur. Also, when I was doing research, I stumbled across an interview back in 2007 with star Ethan Hawke:

“It takes place in the future and the whole world is vampires. We’re eating our own resources so people are trying to come up with blood substitutes, trying to get us off of foreign humans,” Hawke said. “It’s a huge allegory for where we are.”But just because it’s an allegory for a serious issue (dwindling fossil fuels), that doesn’t mean the flick takes itself seriously, said Hawke. “[It’s] low art,” the former Mr. Thurman confessed. “Completely unpretentious and silly.”

Add it all up…Poster ripping from the poster  ’30 Days of Night’, the trailer taking the film seriously and the Hawke comment about it being “low art” and “silly”, I worry that the sloppiness from ‘Undead’ might have carried over with the Spierig Brothers’ latest entry to celluoid.   On the plus side, the trailer sports a awesome cover of Kate Bush’s “Running Up That Hill” from Placebo and the creatures are designed by Weta.

Enjoy the trailer below & leave your comments

I Heart Horror… ‘Splinter’

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Pick of the Week – ‘Splinter’

Films in the horror genre that revolve around hype tread a thin line of actually living up to it or falling into a pool of expectation failure.   The pool, for me, is pretty deep.   I have been disappointed a lot by films that I hear so much buzz about.   It has happened often with the darlings of International and genre festivals.   The last American horror film that got a lot of hype was ‘Hatchet’.   What I got out of that film was a re-tread of Friday the 13th films seen through the lens of a horrible TV sitcom.   I understood why people liked it.   If you were to catch the film with a crowd, you would have loved the special effects that tailored to the horror crowd. They were inventive and delivered the goods.   However, when having such a good time, most people saw past the shortcomings of that particular film.   Genre films are tricky.   Sometimes they are just better with an audience.   Living in St. Louis, we don’t have a festival that caters to the genre films, so we get to see these gems after the height of the buzz dies down and alone or with a couple of other people in the comfort of our own living room.

‘Splinter’ was a darling and a multiple award winner at Screamfest – which takes place in Los Angeles.   When you have awards attached to a film, that definitely ups the ante.   Before the film hit DVD, it showed on the Sci-Fi channel.   I worried.   I didn’t watch it because I hate censored horror.   Censored horror is like neutering a rabid dog.   In this case, you want the dog to bite.

The story has to deal with two couples.   One is from the wrong side of the tracks and the other is on the goody-goody side.   The criminal couple hijacks the other couples car and due to some car trouble they end up at a deserted gas station only to find out there is a greater threat to all of them.   It is a simple device that we have seen over and over again.   People hold up in a stationary but barricaded spot while they fight and defend for their safety.   Lately, we have seen this with slasher films.   ‘Splinter’ wins points for actually kicking it back to a monster instead of a lunatic with a dangerous weapon.   What also makes ‘Splinter’ different from so many other films is the character development.   It is top notch.   Without spending too much time on either of them, we get where these characters are in their lives and can sympathise with them.   Also, the monster is original and scary.   It is an organism that seems like the monster from ‘The Thing’ on steroids.

‘Splinter’ is scary, fun and a horror fan’s wet dream.   It is a definite rental and maybe even a blind buy if you have the money to spend.   Highly Recommended and it makes a great double feature with ‘Evil Dead 2’

Horror News

  • Daniel Craig (James Bond) has joined ‘Dream House’, the psychological thriller directed by Jim Sheridan (In America).   I really wish they would of named this ‘Bad Dream House’ – see if you pick that reference up.
  • Ti West (The Roost) has been tapped to direct the sequel to this year’s ‘The Haunting in Connecticut’ which will be titled ‘The Haunting in Georgia’.   Wake me up when they get to Missouri.
  • Phantasm II will be hitting Region 1 this September!! I love Phantasm II.

DVD Releases for June 30th

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Black Torment (Redemption) imdb|amazon
Door Into Silence (Severin) imdb|amazon
Entrails of the Wicked Grindhouse Double Feature: The Risen/The Unknown (SRS)
Fulci Frenzy 2 for 1 (Severin) – Repackaged release of The Psychic and Perversion Story.
The Hidden Floor (Pathfinder) imdb|amazon
Hide (MTI) imdb|amazon
I Know How Many Runs You Scored Last Summer (Celebrity Video Distribution) imdb|amazon
Japanese Miscellany (Artsmagic) – See cover for titles included as it is a 8 movie collection. imdb|amazon
Lady Godiva Rides (S’more) imdb|amazon
Monster X Strikes Back (Tokyo Shock) imdb|amazon
Prey (Redemption) imdb|amazon
Scream (1981) (Code Red) – AKA The Outing. imdb|amazon
Sea Beast (Genius) imdb|amazon
Second Coming (Vivendi) imdb|amazon
They Call Me Bruce?: 25th Anniversary Edition (Liberation) imdb|amazon

Trailer Park

Nothing really new.   All of these trailers have been posted individually on WAMG.   However, why not go over a quick recap…

Zombieland

Halloween 2 (Theatrical Trailer)

Pandorum (Trailer B)

Whiteout

Until next week, Adiós