SNOW WHITE (2025) – Review

Well, they’re at it again (much like the old President Reagan “go to” for impressionists, “There he goes, again”). I’m speaking of the “brain trust” at the “Mouse House” who are diving into the Disney Classics vault once more to remake another one of their animated features. And this is their “deepest dive” yet in this “sub-genre” of “re-imagining” those “2-D”, hand-drawn animated masterpieces into “live-action” films that will hopefully attract a new audience (and enhance the ole’ “I.P.”). It perhaps started nearly thirty years ago with 101 DALMATIANS, and had its biggest success with 2019’s THE LION KING, with spin-offs like the “backstories” of villains MALEFICENT and CRUELLA and the recent prequel/sequel MUFASA: THE LION KING. Now it’s “back to the beginning” with a live “re-do” of what was then jeeringly referred to (by the “Tinseltown” gossips) as “Walt’s Folly” in 1937, as animation formally (there had been a few silent-era experiments) burst out of the six or seven-minute shorts and went well past an hour in length with the timeless tale from the Brothers Grimm all about seven dwarfs and a princess named SNOW WHITE.

And like the original “fairy tale” flicks, this begins with opening up a fancy, gold-gilded story book. The unseen narrator tells us of the kindly king and queen of an unnamed (resembling Eastern Europe) who were inspired by the wintery weather to name their daughter Snow White. All was wonderful and prosperous until a sudden illness took the queen from her adoring family and populace. Soon the grieving king caught the eye of a fetching maiden (Gal Gadot) and remarried. But her beauty masked a greedy, envious spirit, and the new queen built up an army to be led by her new husband. When the King ventures with them to face the forces of a “Southern state”, he is lost and presumed dead. As the years pass, the Queen lets her subjects believe that the princess has also perished, though the now teenaged Snow (Rachel Zegler) wears “rags” while cleaning the castle. One day she sees a handsome young man stealing food from the royal kitchen. Jonathan (Andrew Burnap) is a loyalist to her father who resides in the forests with other “rebels” hoping for the good king’s return. When the guards arrest him, the Queen has him tied to the front gate as punishment…until Snow sets him free. This act, along with the Magic Mirror’s proclamation that she is “the fairest in the land”. prompts the Queen to order the Huntsman (Ansu Kabia) to take Snow into the woods to pick apples, and then murder her. it’s pretty much the classic plot from there, as he shows mercy, and tells Snow to hide in the forest where she eventually happens upon the cottage of the seven dwarfs, who are working their gem-filled mine. When the Queen learns that her death order is not carried out, she sends her guards into the woods, where Snow, the dwarfs, and Jonathan’s rebel crew unite to send them back to the castle. That’s when “her royal majesty, decides to use her “dark magics” to destroy her “rival” once and for all.

Zegler is a dainty darling as she croons several tunes and dances up a storm with the dwarfs, though she brings more compassion to the role along with a healthy amount of spunk (we know, Mr. Grant). This princess isn’t easily swayed by a “dashing rogue” which allows Zegler to also put a “rom-com” spin on the iconic heroine. Burnap proves to be an endearing screen partner, as he tries to convince Snow of the dire conditions in the country, while also engaging in some flirty teasing as the wall between the royal and the commoner begins to crumble. Plus Mr. Burnap is quite the swashbuckler as he dives into battle and taunts the vengeful Quenn. Ms. Gadot appears to be having a grand old time as she leaves that Amazon warrior behind to flare her nostrils, shoot “daggers” from her wide eyes, twirl an “invisible mustache” as she barks out orders, and plans to eliminate that pesky princess. She even gets her own big musical solo.

After guiding Andrew Garfield through two flicks as Spidey, director Marc Webb goes from classic superheroes to classic fairy tales in this remake. He keeps the action moving at a fairly brisk pace, and has some fun with the action sequences, especially the big forest “free-for-all”. Webb excels as he follows the story structure of the 1937 original, but a radical third act detour really derails the momentum, with a finale that lacks the dramatic heft of the “OG”. The script perhaps needed a few more tweaks as it struggles to make the icons more relatable (I won’t say “PC”). with a radical spin of switching out the Prince for a rowdy rascal who’s almost a sibling to Ryder from TANGLED. And some other choices are …odd. Snow’s escape through the woods has always been scary, but here she seems to have wandered into the woods surrounding the EVIL DEAD cabin. This is the film’s first use of some jarring CGI effects leading to the pixel critters (still cute) and the Dwarfs themselves (not so much), who are “mo-cap” CGI creations that recall nightmarish skin-stretched” garden gnomes. The strangest may be Dopey who looks as though he leaped right from the cover of a classic Mad Magazine (or, as another viewer mentioned, an older spin on THE POLAR EXPRESS tyke). And I won’t spoil his radical “shift” in the third act. But this is long after a mine car theme-park-like ride through the underground tunnels (is it near the Temple of Doom). That’s part of a big musical number “Heigh-Ho”, one of two tunes retained from the original, though the new song scribes have added some wonky new refrains (Grumpy tells a dwarf to insert a tool “where the sun don’t shine”…really). So there are new songs from the LA LA LAND team of Benji Pasek and Justin Paul (along with lyricist Jack Feldman), which are fairly forgettable with a grating show tune bounce that pales before the Churchill and Morey standards. That’s especially the case with the Queen’s “All is Fair” which will probably be part of several future drag acts (lots of “vamping and camping” displayed). As I mentioned earlier, there’s a tepid finale that goes well past the near-perfect animated one to offer a big happy musical reprise (smiling and waving). The tiny tots should enjoy it (save for the spooky trees) since it’s not the “train wreck” that the first trailers seemed to promise. It’s not the worst of the remakes (you’re safe DUMBO), but like most, it’s a “cash grab”, though it’s a moot point to criticize its existence. It’s here and Disney will keep doing them until audiences reject them. Happily, we’ll always have that nearly ninety-year-old jewel whose SNOW WHITE is still the fairest in “filmland”.

1.5 Out of 4

SNOW WHITE is now playing in theatres everywhere.