Brand Spankin’ New Trailer for THE EXPENDABLES

Here’s the newest theatrical trailer from Yahoo! Movies and is it slicker than snot…

Talk about your testosterone levels flying high. Does my 1980’s Arnie heart good to see Schwarzenegger back on the screen, in a trailer for a kick-ass film, and alongside Willis, Stallone, AND DOLPH (Ivan Drago, “I Must Break You”) LUNDGREN. Screenwriters Sylvester Stallone and David Callaham really out did themselves with the film’s character names, with such beauties as Barney ‘The Schizo’ Ross, Gunnar Jensen, Toll Road, and Hale Caesar. The addition of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin, Randy “The Natural” Couture, and Mickey Rourke makes this band of mercenaries complete. Oh, where do I sign?!?!