SEX AND THE CITY 2 Poster Short on the Bling

Where’s the bracelet?   Where are the rings?   Where are the dangling, pearl earrings to go along with that $850,000 necklace that looks like it could be used by the Mafia to weigh victims down?   There is easily space on this first poster for SEX AND THE CITY 2 to fit a small country’s annual budget worth of jewelry and accessories into.

I’m disappointed HBO and New Line.   You could have spent more.   A giant, sequined 2 and what looks like the Stargate opening up behind it just isn’t cutting it any more for us fans of Carrie and the girls.   Your second movie where you shoehorn more complexities and relationship woes into these girls’ lives is fast approaching.   Now is not the time to get wholesale on your marketing.   When Samantha’s character poster comes out, I want my retinas to burn.   I want so much glitz and glamor coming off that poster that any bird flying within two feet of it will immediately burst into flames.   That’s what I demand.

The poster comes courtesy of Imp Awards.   SEX AND THE CITY 2 hits theaters on May 28th, 2010.