‘Takers’ Poster Released?

Yes, that’s a question mark at the end of that headline, becaue it wouldn’t surprise me one bit to find out this was some kind of elaborate ruse by Screen Gems to see…well, I don’t know what they would be accomplishing by putting out this poster.  I should say putting out this poster knowing full well it wasn’t finished.

The poster comes to us today courtesy of Coming Soon, and it features some of the worst, possibly the very worst, Photoshop job you can ever imagine a professional studio putting on a released poster.  Just look at Hayden Christensen and Paul Walker’s heads.  There’s no way those are regulation size.

Not only that, does it really pay to have the guy at the very top of the cast list, Matt Dillon, appear absolutely nowhere on your poster?  I know, in the film, he’s not part of the group, but, at least, have the guy hanging outside by a repel chord or something.

It won’t surprise me to find Screen Gems contacting most websites who post this telling them to pull it.  And, it won’t surprise me to find Screen Gems going with a different company to put together their posters from now on.  For now, anyway, here’s your poster for ‘Takers,’ the worst movie poster ever put together.

The film is set for release on February 19th, 2010.