Red-Band Trailer for ‘Legion’ Released

So much for free will.   God’s taking our asses out, and he’s decided to do it in gory, R-rated fashion.   Luckily for us, the archangel Michael has come to Earth to save us.   He, a diner full of notable actors, and some pretty heavy artillery are going to fight off the forces of Heaven before the Apocalypse can rear its ugly head.

Luckily for all of us, we have a teaser for this battle to the end.   Through its Myspace page, we have this redband, extended trailer for Scott Stewart’s new film, ‘Legion.’   It stars Paul Bettany as Michael, Kevin Durand as Gabriel, and Dennis Quaid, Lucas Black, Charles S. Dutton, Tyrese Gibson, and Adrianne Palicki as the human fodder for these bad ass servants of the Lord.   Doug Jones also shows up as someone called the Ice Cream Man, and, judging by the first, few seconds of this clip, he’s going to be giving movie goers nightmares come January 22nd.

Check it:

It’s very bloody, and there just isn’t anything that quite spells the end of the world like an old lady spouting the F-bomb.   All in all, this looks like it’s going to be one sacriligious blast at the cineplex.   It’s even cooler that it has some A-list power behind its cast.

‘Legion’ comes out on January 22nd.   My nightmares of Doug Jones’ freakishly long arms begin January 23rd.