‘Cirque Du Freak’ Featuring Salma Hayek With a Beard

I know, I know.  You’re thinking, “Man, that Salma Hayek is one smokin’ actress.  But there’s something missing.  There’s something in her facial region that just seems not quite right.  I know.  That chick needs a beard!”

Well, if those thoughts ever crossed your mind, you sick bastard, then we have the above image for your viewing pleasure.  It is courtesy of EW.com and it comes from ‘Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant,’ in which Hayek plays Madame Truska, the  bearded lady of a travelling freak show.

In the film, Madame Truska grows facial hair whenever she is growing intimate with her boyfriend.

“So she needs to be very comfortable with herself, which Salma really is in real life,” says director Paul Weitz. “I thought, of all people to have that problem, she’d be an interesting one.”

‘Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire’s Assistant’ comes out on October 23rd.