Guest Blog: Rick talks ‘Star Trek’

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That ridiculous intro probably turned more than a few people away from this write up I am about to do, lucky for me my man juice is strong enough to bring them back.

Since the beginning of time there have been Trekkies and that is one thing that really creeps me out about this new ‘Star Trek’ movie. A bunch of guys sitting in their mom’s basement on the internet, and playing with their vulcans. Some people ask “Rick what do you have against Trekkies?”. Well its simple, I was doing a show a few years back at a Star Trek convention and I was viciously attacked(he stuck his hand in my pants and felt up little elvis like he was going out of buisness) by this asian man named George who said he was one of the original members of the show. Its just like these Trekkies to really think they are really part of the show or movies.

Since then I have had a hatred for these crazy bastards, and it also doesnt help that William Shatner smells like spam spread and cabbage patch dolls. I was doing the convention circuit a few years ago and he is such an attention whore they booked him on a male stripper tour. Our tables were right next to eachother and the entire time he would sit at his table trying to think of “Shatner facts” sort of like the “Chuck Norris Facts”. This is one that he came up with:

William Shatner can play “does it fit” with any inanimate object, especially your mom.

Sadly every one of the ones he came up with ended with “especially your mom”.

So to answer your question, No I am not excited about this new ‘Star Trek’ movie if for no other reason than a new group of Trekkies will crop up. Of course I could be wrong, I thought the Twilighters were pretty bad but some of those little gothic vampire girls look great wearing nothing at all, only after they turn 17 of course. If you get passed the fact they want to call you Edward the entire time, these girls young women are crazy little freaks in bed.