‘GI Joe’s Poster Goes International

Who is that masked Cobra in the top right?  Is it Cobra Commander?  Is it an early version of Destro’s silver head?  Is it me, or does Sienna Miller not even look like Sienna Miller there?  She looks more like some airbrushed, ’80s, goth version of Mila Kunis holding ray guns.  Could we make Snake Eyes any less prominent?  And why is Channing Tatum turning away from us?  Is he ashamed to be here?

Seriously, last question.  Is this film so friggin’ huge that it needs two taglines?  I can understand the one about “when all else fails,” but, honestly, does Cobra really need their own tagline?  One so lame, to boot.

This international poster fails.  Sort out that conundrum.

Source: Empire