Character Cage Match: Green Goliath vs. Green Jedi

Here’s the ultimate in David and Goliath match-ups. Yeah, I know… it seems ridiculous to pit these two characters against each other, but let’s not discount the possibilities just yet. How will this meeting of meek and the mighty end? Will size and strength prove overwhelming, or will the mind overpower brute strength?

Remember, “size matters not…”

Godzilla: Approximately 80 meters tall (may vary per film), is amphibious, has tough scaly skin and powers himself from nuclear and/or electrical energy, has big teeth (better to eat you with), can crush large building with a single step, can roar really loud and of course, can shoot devastating high-energy blasts from his mouth… deadly halitosis!

Yoda: Stands at 3 feet tall, has big ears (better to hear you with), has the wisdom of 800 years of experience, benefits from the element of surprise due to his deceptive appearance of being small and frail, commands the power of the force to unknown ends and wields a cute little mini light saber with deadly accuracy.