Super Badass Geek Stuff: Playing with Undead Things…

Are you still trying to find that perfect Christmas gift? Well, I may have the answer to your holiday shopping woes. a company called Accoutrements.com has a line of “interesting” playsets that would make any movie geek, psychologically abnormal child or deranged inbred backwoods hillbilly squeal with joy at the sight of opening these gifts on Christmas morning. Take a gander at these fine “educational” toys, available at LagoonaMagoo Toys (St. Louis Mills Mall),  that make the old plastic cowboys and indians look boring as Hell…

And, what are the glow-in-the-dark zombies to do without their glow-in-the-dark zombie pets?

Oh, but there’s so much more…

After all, the glow-in-the-dark zombies must have some scared b-movie victims to feed on…

But, eventually the townsfolk get pi**ed off and an angry mob forms to “destroy the brains”…

This is a true story! We know it is because, as always, the paparazzi are there to capture it all on film…