Super Badass Geek Stuff: The Meat from ‘Rocky’

When it comes to action figures, there have been many that have failed the test and many of them have been marketing gimmicks for movies. While the rest of the “anniversary” series of Rocky action figures worked fairly well, it’s difficult to say exactly how this one fits into the [action] figure category.

Rocky, Apollo, Ivan Drago, Mickey and even Mr. T … a movie geek wants none of these. No, I would much rather prefer The Meat… a large slab of beef is the perfect action figure for me. [Right?] This toy is almost as disturbing as it is ridiculous. Imagine, you come home one day and find your four year-old child playing with a toy side of beef. Any younger and it would be unsafe, as it says on the package’s warning label.