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Samuel L. Jackson says “Lose the Bikinis!”

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Samuel L. Jackson has played some outstanding characters in the past: Shaft, Mace Windu and Nick Fury. Now he is trying on the voice of the people. In a recent interview with shobizspy, Jackson voiced his opinion on PG films containing strippers. Jackson said” Strippers who don’t strip..suck!”He was referencing a scene in his new film ‘Lakeview Terrace’ that has a bachelor party with three ladies who dance but remain fully clothed. Jackson added, “But this is a PG movie (actually PG-13 Sam), so there aren’t any titties. We have three strippers at this party but none of them takes their top off.” Jackson went on to add “How does that work? I’m like, come on! You could show the girl from the back, with her back bare. At least it gives a sense that she was naked. You can’t just show them in their bras and panties. You have forty drunken cops in a house  with three strippers? And nobody is naked? I don’t f***ing think so!† . My thoughts exactly!!!!   Samuel L. Jackson …Voice of the People, well at least this geek. If you have a stripper, sex scene or streaker and you have full frontal..it’s an R, but if you need the PG rating for the studio have the back-door camera shoot from behind and squeak out the PG-13 rating.  No more bikini beach parties.   And before you women out there start waving signs, let me remind you about Eastern Promises and ‘Forgeting Sarah Marshall’… Viggo and Jason had their prize possessions hanging out for the world to see..so the same rules apply to the guys. ‘Lakeview Terrace’ actually shows a few butts in it,  Sam just failed to comment on that.

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