‘Untraceable’ is Unbearable

Okay, I haven’t seen the movie yet, and I’m not sure I want to. Because, anyone who thought that it would be a good idea to make this the poster for their movie couldn’t have made a good movie, right?

How did they even think that it would be a good idea.

“Hey fellow movie poster designer guys, I’ve got an idea! Lets put a really dramatic picture of the main babe (Diane Lane) from our movie on the whole poster and then … are you ready for this … let’s put one of those finger thingies like when your mouse arrow changes to the finger thingie over her mouth. As if it’s saying ssshhhhhhhh. You know, because its a technology movie? Yeah? Yeah?? It’s Great Right??? ”

What the heck! Why didn’t someone slap that guy?

What do you think? Have you see the movie? Does it deserve the 15% it got on Rotten Tomatoes?