Army of Two BLOWS …

In a nasty trend I am certain that we will see a movie adaptation of this game at some point, and I don’t have the game site up yet, thus talking about a game on a movie site. Like I said, we will probably see Uwe Boll bring a movie adaptation of this game at some point so look back then and call me a genius.

I went out and bought this game ($60 bucks!) in the hopes that it played as bad ass as it looks..well it doesn’t!

Do not, under any circumstances waste your money on this game. The game play is forced, sluggish, and not open at all. You are forced into positions that most games let you put yourself into. This is poorly designed, and just all around horrible. EA should be ashamed of all the hype surrounding this damn game.

And if all that wasn’t bad enough the online game-play is horrible! I tried to join 6 different games, and all six were ended in 20 seconds due to the “host” losing connection. I did get about 3 minutes into one match which just contains stupid objectives like “Get to the helipad for $50,000”, but again was kicked when the “host” lost connection.

Don’t buy the game, don’t rent the game … let it pass you buy.