Review: ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ on DVD

First let me say that I should have known better. From reading all of the negative, horrible reviews and Lindsey Lohan’s huge decline in popularity..i should have known better.

Sadly during one of the opening scene’s Lindsey Lohan is reading a paper in front of a class, and when it pans out to the class I just expect them to me laughing and snarling … that’s how bad she has become in the public eye. It was pretty much unbelievable to see them all staring at her intently as if they were spellbound.

My wife always says that if you didn’t watch the whole movie, you cant give it a fair review. Well, I am sorry but I couldn’t bring myself to get passed about 30 minutes of the movie.

I honestly feel pretty bad about just how horrible this movie is, and its not just Lindsey Lohan. The script was horribly written, the camera shots leave a lot of questions, and to hear Ms. Lohan cursing up a storm is just funny. Its so forced and unnatural that you cant help but laugh when you hear it.

Let me tell you the only reasons to watch this movie:

A) You want to see Lindsey Lohan do some very unsexy dancing on a stage as a burlesque performer.
B) You want to throw away an hour and a half.
C) You want to watch a very long, unnecessary sex scene between Lohan and Brian Geraghty. And from all of the recent reports from Lohan’s one night stands, you wonder if she is having to tone it down just to make it seem natural?
D) You want to see Linsey Lohan half naked most of the movie.
E) Do yourself a favor and just not watch it.

Scott’s Score

[rating: 0/5]