We Are Movie Geeks

So, after seeing the new TOY STORY installment (at least once), you say that ya’ just can’t get enough of CG animated franchises? Well, the multiplex movie gods have answered your prayers. Less than two weeks after the return of Woody, Buzz, and their plastic pals comes the newest flick in a series that’s almost half as old. Technically, this is the seventh one in the series, but it’s really the third of the spin-offs. So, has this gang of jabbering yella’ fellas “worn out their welcome”, or do families need another visit from them? Hold on, looks like they’ve brought some company, since this comic adventure is titled MINIONS & MONSTERS.

After a really nostalgic and clever opening credit sequence, we join an inquisitive tour group at a Hollywood movie history museum. When their guide, Olivia (the voice of Allison Janney), shows them the display honoring the Minions, the kiddies are perplexed. She explains as we begin a flashback to a time long ago when the Minions were in search of a “big boss” (they have to be sidekicks to somebody evil and worthy). When things don’t work out with several potential candidates, they make their way to North America. Naturally, there are rebels in the mix (a trio): the plump, silent Ed, artist James, and the dreamer, the writer of stories, Henry. In a desert out West, the team spies a desperate bandit on horseback as he tries to elude a determined posse. Ah, but it seems that the “M squad” has stumbled onto the set of a silent movie in the 1920s. When the chase ends in bustling LA, the flick’s director, Max (Christoph Waltz), believes his epic is ruined. But when he shows the footage to his bosses, Frank and Elwood, the heads of Bright Brothers Studio, it’s a sensation. The duo proclaims that the lil’ guys will be in all their features from now on. Max finds them and proceeds to make the Minions big, popular movie stars. Still, Henry and James want to tell their own stories. But fame is fickle, and the guys fall out of favor with the arrival of “talkies,” AKA sound films. Henry believes that the sure way to get back “on top’ is to make a monster movie. However, all his yellow buddies, except James and Ed, decide to resume their “big boss” quest. Luckily, Henry still has a book of spells from a wizard, so they conjure up a monster, saving on special effects and makeup. Ah, but the lil’ green guy, Goomi (Trey Parker), has an evil scheme up his sleeve. Can he deceive the trio? And what happens when the other Minions find a new “candidate”, a robot-costumed science-fiction fan named Dort (Jesse Eisenberg)? Will they reunite to stop Goomi and finally meet their dream “mastermind”, Gru?

As the old TV commercials used to say (maybe still do) “your mileage may vary”. Here, I’m referring to your own feelings and tolerance for the lil’ “banana bros”. I still find them somewhat amusing in small doses, so I had some trepidation about a third feature. However, much of this does work, at least in the first act or so. By delving into their past, we’re given new backdrops for their comic chaos with some nicely designed “masters”. The international settings are great, but the artisans really shine as they recreate La-La-Land from a hundred years ago. The colors are dazzling with the city still shiny and new. Plus, this works in lots of nifty tributes to the classic stars of the time, though the museum settings also do this with a fun filmmaker cameo. We get a nice riff on the oft-told tale of silents going from sound, perhaps best seen in SINGING IN THE RAIN and THE ARTIST (let’s try to forget the wretched BABYLON). Oh, this would be a terrific TV special, a splendid streaming thirty minutes or so. But then, it keeps going. The plot requires the M’s to split up and bounce between the “A and B’ stories. And neither are half as engaging as the opening. Per the title, we’ve got to meet those monsters, led by the Lovecraft-inspired Goomi, with Parker tweaking his Cartman tone. His larger henchmen, Howard and Phil (aha, H P), aren’t that interesting, though Irene, the “mega-monster”, is more compelling with her zillion eyeballs floating in caramel pudding look. In the “B” zone, Dort doesn’t transcend the old “nerd SF geeks” cliches even as he begins a romance with a sweet suffragette, Debbie, voiced by Zoey Deutch. As for the other vocal talents, Bridges seems to be having fun as the twins (one mellow, as the other fumes), and Waltz brings lots of Stroheim-zeal to Max. Once more, all the Minions are played by this film’s director, Pierre Coffin. It’s a shame he has to pad out the plot, since the physical acting is superb and the images compare favorably with the Pixar wizardry. But by the time the extended finale showdown finally concludes (guessing this is a kaiju/Kong satire), the kids may be exhausted beyond the somehow lengthy ninety-minute runtime. It’s an improvement over the previous two flicks, but the separate plots and urban destruction detract from the silent era celebrations at the heart (and opening) of MINIONS & MONSTERS. And, speaking of the latter, why are there none of the classic movie monsters in this release from Universal Studios (at least Lon Chaney, Sr.)?

3 Out of 4 Stars

MINIONS & MONSTERS opens in theatres everywhere on Wednesday, July 1, 2026.