He chose to do Riddick instead of ’2 Fast 2 Furious’, and a sequel to ‘XXX’. Now that his career is down the toilet he has decided maybe its a good time to return to these roles. Well, the 4th ‘Fast and the Furious’ is already shooting, and now its time to return to ‘XXX’, only one problem…his character was killed off in the sequel.

There was a special feature that showed the death of Xander, and they make mention of him being killed when they get Ice Cube to be the next XXX. Some of you may ask, how do they pull this one off? Well I am calling it right now..

“Xander was captured and made a POW by the soviets in order to get some of the information he might have. In an attempt to get him to talk they make the Americans think he is dead so that he has no hope of being searched for. He narrowly escape death and makes it back to the US gives a short debriefing and then Samuel L Jackson gives him a new assignment.”

if you would like to read the original article from VARIETY, go for it.

Back in April we talked about this movie not happening, and now… its apparently happening. Mike Myers has apparently started writing number 4 which will revolve around Dr Evil, and Scott Evil (Seth Green who kaboshed the story a few months ago as well).

“There’s no deal in place yet but New Line is panting after No. 4 despite Myer’s recentĂ‚  box office bomb, The Love Guru, for Paramount.Ă‚  But doesĂ‚  Myers realizeĂ‚  he may no longer be a draw? (Probably not. Before the pic opened, he reportedly made diva demands from Conan O’Brien staffers last monthĂ‚  for stupid stuff likeĂ‚  Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer. Ugh.)” -Deadline Hollywood.

Please Mike Myers, save yourself and do not make this movie, and go DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL man!

What the heck happened to Carrot Top? Was Chairman of the Board so awful that it put him over the edge and made him start body building?

I don’t know about that, but he is HUGE, and Chairman of the Board was AWFUL. Carrot Top AKA Scott Thompson is actually that big now. I know what you are thinking..”No Way, that has to be someone else, or Photoshopped” Well..its not.

I went to his Myspace and looked a recent pictures of him and its true. Check it out

As for what he is up to now, you all know! He is the epitome of an out of work actor. However, he does have a headlining comedy gig in Vegas at the Luxor Hotel.

So, there you have it faithful readers …

His movies are crap, and someone should stop him. Here are some of his ratings on Rotten Tomatoes:

House of the Dead – 4%
Bloodrayne – 4%
Alone in the Dark – 1%
Blackwoods – 11% (his hightest rating)

… and as most of you already know, someone started a petition in the hopes that Uwe Boll would quit making, writing and producing movies. Well, Uwe Boll was enraged and said it would take 1,000,000 signatures for him to stop making movies. The petition has 164,206 signatures right now. Do your part in making the movie world better, and sign this thing.

That’s right boys and girls, after the major success of her last brush with nudity Ms. Lohan has decided that it might be good to start showing off her assets in her movies as well.

from I Watch Stuff

“It’s been reported that Lohan will again drop trou for a stripping scene in Florence, in which the clearly-rehabilitated actress plays a nymphomaniac waitress. Why will this give her more credibility? A source revealed, “She just wants to remind people she can act and she’s worth hiring.”"

Well, this has been something that I have stood by for a very long time. Many of my friends are die hard scrubs fans. So I have had this argument many times before. I was bored the other night and there was nothing on but crappy Skina-max movies (all of which I have seen already). So I was torn between learning how to knit or watch Garden State. Now I was really leaning towards the whole knitting thing. But I decided to watch Garden State. I was actually surprised it was a pretty good movie. But nothing that made it good, had anything to do with Zach Braff’s acting. Natalie Portman carried that movie on her back like Sacagawea. She was the lead, support and emotional force behind that ENTIRE movie. Now some of you may say, “You just don’t notice all the the emotions that he conveys in his roles”. Well, I assure you that I do notice all the emotions that he conveys. Mainly because he only has 3 emotions, bewildered, content, and reserved. He is like that on Scrubs, and everything else he has done. The funny part is that I know TONS of girls that have said “I would love to be with a guy like him” (referring to his Scrubs character) But in all honesty, there is no woman that would want to be with some goofy, childish, idiot. If they did, fat D&D nerds would be getting laid more then Ron Jeremy. So ladies get it right, you don’t want to be with somebody like that, you want to be with somebody that looks like that. All in all, I will stand by what I said till I am proven wrong, ZACH BRAFF CANNOT ACT.

Yes, Lindsey Lohan did a movie where she was a stripper and still didnt get nude, but she has for a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot.

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the photos at NYMag.com are getting hit hard, so check them out at popcrunch

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First off it has Sly Stone reprising a role that he first stared in 1982. They assume its going to recapture the magic of Rocky Balboa.

Second..the trailer SUCKS!

Third they arent screening this movie for the press which tells us they dont want people talking about how awful it is before its release.

Here is a look at a few other movies that werent screened for the press.

Saw 3(lame)
AVP-R (Travis liked it)
Hills Have Eyes 2(lame)
Get Carter(lame, and another Sly Stone Movie)
Snakes on a Plane(technically a dud, although i kinda enjoyed it)
Crank(worst Jason Stathamn movie ever)
Wickerman(fell asleep during it)
Phat Girlz(you seriously think i watched this?)
you get the idea..

The Studio knows this movie is going to tank(probably) and they are choosing not to screen it for this reason. There is no other reason for this movie not to be screened.

haha i told you it was going to happen. Apparently;

“Action star Sylvester Stallone recently ran into trouble with authorities in Japan, after he was found in possession of growth hormones – according to his ex-fiancee Janice Dickinson. The former supermodel alleges Stallone was taken into custody after being caught with the same muscle-building drug he was convicted for possession of in Australia last February. Following that incident, he was formally convicted on charges of importing a prohibited substance in May and was ordered to pay nearly $10,000 in fines and legal costs. And Dickinson claims Stallone is still up to no good. She tells the New York Post’s gossip column Page Six, “Stallone was recently arrested in Japan for growth hormones.” Dickinson recently revealed on a TV show that Stallone took the drugs to boost his body during their relationship in the early 1990s, and even claimed he once injected her in the arm when she was asleep – allegations Stallone has vehemently denied. But Dickinson is adamant she is telling the truth, and is demanding an apology for him branding her a ‘liar’. And she has threatened to reveal all about the Rambo actor’s past if he refuses to do as she asks. She adds, “If he doesn’t shut his big mouth, I’m going to really tell everybody what he did to me. If he doesn’t retract calling me a liar, I’m going to really talk – and he doesn’t want that, so he’d better make nice…” The couple was engaged in the early 1990s, but Stallone ditched her when a Dna test proved he wasn’t the father of her daughter Savannah. A representative for Stallone has declined to comment on Dickinson’s latest allegations.“