Articles in Bad Reviews
Checking Rotten Tomatoes today I see that ‘The Dark Knight’, which in my mind should be sitting at 100%, is only at 90%. So lets talk about why.
First off there is a hack review from …
He decided that ‘The Happening’ should receive a higher rating than ‘The Incredible Hulk’. He is getting up there in age, but Mr Ebert, this is a NEW hulk..they arent just rescreening the old Ang …
Blood & Chocolate was directed by Katja von Garnier (Bandits). Aside from the really bad title (although it does make sense once you’ve seen the movie), it isn’t a complete failure. The one decent thing …
Zac:
Let’s get one thing out of the way, if you see this, see it in IMAX 3-D. The 3-D is phenomenal and a must see for anyone that enjoys film or wants to see the …
Undead or Alive, directed by Glasgow Phillips, who previously has written for South Park, is an unGodly awful piece of film. How bad … I’ve had more fun examining lint I pulled from my pants …
Uwe Boll has been involved in the movie-making process since … well, that doesn’t matter. He has made several video games into movies, takes the cheap (crappy) way out and does all the production himself, …
Director Jim Isaac (The Horror Show, Jason X) has delivered his third movie in almost twenty years. It must mean he makes very good, monumental films … right? Not exactly. OK, I’m trying to maintain …
September Dawn (2006) was directed by Christopher Cain (Young Guns) and tells the story of the Mountain Meadows Massacre in Utah. This horrible event took place 151 years ago on September 11, 1857. As the …
Travis:
Roland Emmerich is an interesting director, with films that have been both loved and hated. Personally, I think The Day After Tomorrow (2004) and Godzilla (1998) are lots of fun to watch, but once you …
I was buying groceries the other day and out in front of the store is one of the many new Red Box DVD vending machines we see everywhere. I have a habit of stopping on …
So this will be cleverly titled Step Up 3D. Ahh … the makerting genius! Honestly, if tickets were on sale today for this movie I would rush right out and drive off a cliff to make it …
Nick:
The Gingerdead Man
Cast & Credits
Millard Findlemeyer: Gary Busey
Sarah Leigh: Robin Sydney
Written by William Butler, Domonic Muir, August White
Directed by Charles Band
Running time: 70 minutes
Unrated
Millard Findlemeyer (Busey) is a ruthless killer who comes back …
The Fantastic Four (1994) was produced by b-movie legend Roger Corman (The Terror, Carnosaur) and directed Oley Sassone (Bloodfist III). [On a side note, Roger Corman demands respect in his own right. Even though his …
Meet the Spartans reminds me of the good old days, when spoofs were an art-form and actually made you laugh because they were funny. I feel the golden age of parodies has past. No longer …
Dragon Wars is Korean director Hyung-rae Shim’s first attempt at an American blockbuster. ‘Attempt’ being the key word here. For some reason, this movie got an enormous amount of advertising and publicity when entering theatres. …
First let me say that I should have known better. From reading all of the negative, horrible reviews and Lindsey Lohan’s huge decline in popularity..i should have known better.
Sadly during one of the opening scene’s …
So, Blender.com put out a list of the 10 worst rock movies ever made and they listed 2 movies that really pissed me off.
First off they listed at #5 Rock Star, you know the …




