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Review: THE GREEN HORNET
What a long, strange trip THE GREEN HORNET movie has taken and what a surprise that’s what’s finally arrived is as good as it is. This project has languished in development hell for so long I can remember when Brandon Lee was rumored to play Kato! The 60′s Green Hornet TV series on ABC ran only one season but never found much of an audience because it lacked the humor and colorful villains that had made their Batman show such a hit. I guess the producers of the new movie didn’t want to make that mistake again so they’ve cast Seth Rogan, a big doofus schlub in a role that Greg Kinnear and George Clooney had both been attached to at various times, and have filmed Rogan and his writing partner Evan Goldberg’s clever and funny script in which they’ve completely reinvented the green hornet as a big doofus schlub.. and it works.! Add large-scale mayhem, excessive violence (an extremely high body count for a PG13), and a delicious villainous turn from Christoph Waltz, and THE GREEN HORNET turns out to be a surprisingly fun time at the movies
THE GREEN HORNET had me at the opening sequence where Waltz as the eccentric Chudnofsky, who somehow controls all the violent gangs of L.A. listens passively to style advice from the rival drug dealer (played by James Franco – uncredited and hilarious) he’s confronted. Britt Reid (Rogen) is soon introduced as the hard partying playboy son of a Los Angeles newspaper mogul (Tom Wilkinson). When dad dies of a bee sting, Britt befriends his mechanic Kato (Taiwanese singer Jay Chou), who’s also a secret high-tech inventor. The duo, armed in a decked-out Chrysler Imperial and wearing a pair of goofy masks and hats, set out to stop the criminal scourge of LA, posing as criminals and using Dad’s newspaper connections to promote their own fame.
THE GREEN HORNET is essentially a buddy comedy with a very thin story but unlike so many modern superhero films, it never takes itself too seriously. Where the BATMAN and X-MEN franchise are full of dark angst and tragedy, THE GREEN HORNET stays light and punchy, overloaded with pop culture references and scenes designed to showcase Rogen’s superhero-as-clown approach to the character. Rogen isn’t the obvious choice for a comic book icon but his savvy script blends his oafish personality into this sort of material very well. Waltz’s over-the-top villain, like his Oscar-winning turn in INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS, is both charming and unsettling, though they could have given him a bit more to do. The weak link in the film has to be Chou’s Kato. He does well enough with the comedy banter but all the rapidly edited CGI action scenes (and a nebulous superpower they’ve given him involving some kind of vision) can’t conceal the fact that he’s no Bruce Lee and the producers missed a real opportunity here by not casting a bona fide martial artist in the role (this would have been the perfect vehicle for Tony Jaa). Cameron Diaz is fine as a love interest who plays the two leads off each other, but she’s given little to do. THE GREEN HORNET is directed by French filmmaker Michel Gondry, known more for his art-house abstractions (ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND). Bringing a European high-brower in for a Hollywood blockbuster isn’t always a good idea (see THE TOURIST for example…. actually, don’t!) but Gondry does a remarkable job stamping his film with artistry and personality in between the slapstick and explosions. The 3D conversion feels somewhat gratuitous but it’s one case where I wish the producers had taken more advantage of the process. THE GREEN HORNET is a mixed bag for sure but it’s stuffed with enough laughs and visual creativity to keep it humming along for a solid two hours and I have to recommend it.
31/2 of 5 Stars



I think the “nebulous superpower” you refer to was nothing more than Kato’s vision of how he saw the physics of fighting, which is emphasized later in a scene with the Hornet. This is another of the film’s many nods to Bruce Lee, who often said he saw the fight in his mind played out in a pattern.
I stayed for the end credits and there was a mention of the use of the likeness of the Lone Ranger. Anyone catch a Ranger(one of the Hornet’s ancestors) image in any scene?
I think that if you go into it knowing that it will be a typical Seth Rogen film, you will enjoy it. I didn’t love it but I didn’t hate it. I do think that there were a couple of times that I wanted Seth Rogen to stop his joke banter because it went on a little too long.
Having said that… I do enjoy Seth Rogen on screen… and I actually liked Kato.
And DJX, I noticed the Bruce Lee nods too!
—EVEN after decades of highly lucrative creative bankruptcy,
and Super Hero franchise slum gridlock, Hollywood manages to
find the perfect vehicle for subtexting us into the coming
‘ECO’-eugenics, RED Chinese ‘modelled’ hive society —-
BRILLIANT!
Now, maybe it’s just me… but this film wasn’t too much of a thinker. Nor was it hiding or saturating the audience with any sort of ideals of an Eco-eugenic, Red Chinese modelled hive society… Let’s start with eco-eugenics… I did not see a single thing that had to do with changing the genetics of the population. They weren’t trying to kill off one species of human. Heck, isn’t that phrase basically used for Nazi Germany and their race sterilization? No clue how that even applies. No part of this film had to do with changing the biological order of a population. As for the communist “Red Chinese” part, not sure what you are going with there either. Were gang lords and government officials ruling the city? Sure. Do they do that here, in our “land of the free”? You bet they do. Maybe you are lucky to be in a city that doesn’t wave it in front of your face. I am sure if you go to Compton and hang out for a day, or any big city for that matter it will be more apparent. Heck, I am sure if you take a look at government officials in the smallest of towns, there are some shady activities going on there too…
As for hive society… I am sorry that you feel that impending doom is coming our way, but I cannot support the fact that this film is a metaphor or proof that our society is turning into a bunch of self cleansing, communist, hive people…IT’S JUST A MOVIE!
I believe in the right to choose whatever film I, or anyone for that matter, want or do not want to watch.