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Win Passes To UNSTOPPABLE
It’s another WAMG contest… HOORAY! This time we are giving away passes to an advanced screening of UNSTOPPABLE on November 11th at the AMC CREVE COEUR 12 at 7pm.
OFFICIAL RULES:
1. YOU MUST BE IN THE ST. LOUIS AREA THE DAY OF THE SCREENING.
2. FILL OUT YOUR NAME AND EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW.
3. ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION: How would you stop an unmanned locomotive containing toxic materials? Be creative!
WINNERS WILL BE CHOSEN THROUGH A RANDOM DRAWING OF QUALIFYING CONTESTANTS. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. PASSES WILL NOT BE SUBSTITUTED OR EXCHANGED.
SYNOPSIS: Oscar-winner Denzel Washington and Star Trek’s Chris Pine team with action maestro Tony Scott in this non-stop thriller. A massive unmanned locomotive, nicknamed “The Beast” and loaded with toxic cargo, roars through the countryside, vaporizing anything put in front of it. A veteran engineer (Washington) and a young conductor (Pine), aboard another train in the runaway’s path, devise an incredible plan to try and stop it – and prevent certain disaster in a heavily populated area.
I would use the Jedi mind trick.
1: fly a man in to man the train. ( with any tools needed to break the locomotive from the other cars)
2: bring in another locomotive and hook to the end this will help break and slow the cars (air lift it in if needed)
3: disconnect the front locomotive from the cars. Then the cars should all come to a stop when the rear locomotive starts to break.
4: After that derail the runaway locomotive by air lifting it off the rails.
That should do the trick.
I’d lure the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghostbusters onto the track for the runaway train to hit, thereby slowing the train down gently to a stop.
With another unmanned locomotive
ala Gomez Addams of The Addams family.
Why, I would “man” it.
…see what I did there.
I would get my handy shrink ray and shrink it to the size of a toy then I would pick it up and put it in a trash compactor and finish the job, unless someone finds an old time Coke bottle and breaks the bottom off and placing it inside of the machine where the laser shoots through making the train the size of Godzilla then were all pretty screwed right there…
I would open up a hole to the alternate “over there” universe of the Fringe world and send the the train/missile to destroy Walternate and our other enemies.
dig a very long and deep hole a few hundred miles ahead. release all other cars attached. let the car with the toxic materials fall into the hole. disaster averted!
I would call up Spider-Man and have him do that sick move from the second movie where he attaches webs to anything and everything near the train tracks. From the front of the train, he tightly grabs the webs while using his immense physical strength (and his feet) to bring it to a halt. Bingo, problem solved. Of course it would be Toney Maguire behind the mask, not that silly Andrew Garfield nonsense.
Redirect the tracts to a long isolated, unpopulated area with a deep wide ravine and let it fall there and bury it.
While I personally could not stop the train i would put in a call to Smallville and get my friend Clark to come and stop it.
How would i stop a unnamed locomotive caring toxic material?
Well i might put a bomb on some part of the tracks and that would slow it down
I would call Keanue Reeves and Sandra Bullock. They would know what to do.
I would getb far enough in front of the train that I can lay a circle of track and let the train run in a continuous circle until the fuel runs out.
I would think the only way would be to summon the ghost of Billy Mays and have him throw some mighty putty on the tracks to stop the train. Luckily if we order now, they’ll double our order so we can stop that thing in no time.
When they enter the tunnel, they will be forced directly into amber gas which will solidify the train, everyone and everything on the train. once the amber solidifies outside the tunnel.
I would put Obama’s Presidency in its path and try to stop one train wreck with another.
I would cut off the tracks, re-route them to the house of my ex so that everything would stop including the train and my ex and the tracks end there. Sweet!
I am just being creative by the way, no intention of hurting anybody.
i would call daffy duck and bugs bunny and have them create a giant net that would cause the train to bounce off the net, go backwards, slow to a roll and then crush wiley coyote causing the train to abruptly stop…i’m just saying…
Like the cops do…a stop stick!
Two words… Bubble. Wrap.
I will call superman and hancock.