Posted by Melissa Howland in Contest, Featured Articles, Free Passes, Movies | 8 comments
Win Passes To VAMPIRES SUCK
So, you’re getting sick of the over-saturation of Vampires in the media huh? Well, we have a treat for you… More vampires!!! AKA free passes to the new film VAMPIRES SUCK on Tuesday, August 17th at the Esquire Theater in St. Louis, MO at 9 p.m.
Winners are encouraged to dress as vampires for a chance to win all sorts of fun prizes.
OFFICIAL RULES:
1. You must be in the St. Louis Area the day of the screening.
2. Fill out your name and email in the form below. (Your email will not be displayed or shared with any blood-sucking leeches!)
3. Tell us why you think Vampires suck… Simple enough, right?
So put on your sparkles or blood and come out for some fun! Just please don’t hiss at me… You look really stupid when you hiss in public, and I’m just looking out for your best interests. We’re friends right? I can be honest! Haha… Wink!
Synopsis:
Anxious and non-vampire teen Becca is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom.
It is the only way to get the blood out of the veins w/out spilling. Everyone knows that:)
Vampires suck because they are everywhere you look these days. If it was just one or two things, cool. But it seems everyone is adding a vampire to a show or movie. When we see a vampire on Jersey Shore, then vampires will truly suck.
Vampires just suck. they do it to survive…This movie looks so funny..Every time the commercial comes on we just laugh..My whole family want to see this. I love when the werewolf’s start dancing and slap there asses…. Would love to win passes to this movie!
Plain and simple…survival. But as far as Hollywood Vamps recently they suck b/c they lok like pretty boy pussies. Whatever happend to the mean, scary looking mofos like in the original The Lost Boys, now those vamps kicked ASS!
Vampires suck because they have been changed and degraded over the years. I mean honestly, who can define a vampire these days. They used to be gruesome creatures who slept in the day and fed on hopeless humans in the night. I mean what the hell. They are supposed to be scary, not lovestruck teenagers who want to fit into the world. Vampires aren’t supposed to fit in. They are emotionless, gorgeous creatures who attack humans and feed off them. Thats it.
Vamps suck because now they can’t even get to first base….maybe it’s all that glitter….
vampires suck in a bloody kinda way. i don’t mind it. i like being sucked
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