Tons Of MACHETE Mayhem in These New Bad-Ass Photos

From Filmofilia comes this collection of photos from Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming actioner MACHETE. Based on the trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 GRINDHOUSE, these lobby cards feature Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Cheryl Chin, Cheech Marin, plus Don Johnson and LINDSAY LOHAN!! Girl may miss the premiere of her own movie while sitting in the clink. The latest over-the-top trailer for MACHETE is attached to this weekend’s release of 20th Century Fox’s exciting PREDATORS.

Synopsis:

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

From 20th Century Fox, MACHETE will be in theaters on September 3, 2010.

Source: LatinoReview, Rope Of Silicon, Collider, FirstShowing, and Filmofilia