RED MIST Gets a KICK-ASS Poster

Okay, you and I, we’re all smart people, right?   I write here.   You read it.   See?   Smart people.   Now take Joe Schmo off the street who is taking his family to see EVERYBODY’S FINE this weekend.   They come across this poster in the lobby of their local AMC.   Suddenly, the kids are ecstatic.   They cannot wait to see this new movie called RED MIST.

“When’s it coming out, daddy?   When is RED MIST coming to a theater near you?” say the kids.

“I’ll check,” says the loving father.

He goes to his local movie listings and looks up upcoming films.   No RED MIST.   The kids are pissed.   Daddy’s dejected.   No RED MIST for these kids.   This is what you’re doing to these families, Lionsgate.   Put the name of your damn movie on the poster.

Yeah, but you and I know this poster is for KICK-ASS.   We know that, and we love it.   The film looks awesome.   This poster is equally as cool.   It comes to us today from AICN.

KICK-ASS hits theaters on April 16th, 2010.   RED MIST, much like a red stain on a white carpet, will never come out.