Posted by Jerry Cavallaro in Contest, DVD, DVD Giveaway, General News, Indie | 85 comments
‘Good Dick’ DVD & Signed Poster Contest
‘Good Dick’ was one of my favorite films of last year. It is a great indie comedy starring Jason Ritter and Marianna Palka, who also wrote and directed it. I wrote a glowing review of the film when I first saw it and then had a chance to do an awesome interview with Jason and Marianna a little while after after. A few weeks ago, they self-released a limited edition copy of the DVD, which will soon be out of print because the film just hit stores on September 1st. We have a copy of the original limited edition DVD to give away along with a signed mini-poster for the film. The poster is signed by both Jason and Marianna.
In order to win, you have to get creative. An element of the film is Marianna’s character’s love for bad softcore porn. So we want you to come up with the best porn title you can think of. Try to keep it clean, or at least clean-ish. In other words, don’t try to submit Huge Black C***s with Pearly White C**. That Kevin Smith reference won’t earn you any extra points with us anyway because we aren’t judging the contest. Our very special celebrity guest judge for this contest is Martin Starr, who appears in the film as a video store clerk. We’ll keep this contest going until the middle of the month.
Good Luck!
Jerry Cavallaro – www.AreYouStuckLikeChuck.com
any given cumday.
dicks for chicks.
Everyone always told me my maiden name sounded like a porn stars name-Laura Lowe-So how about Luscious Delights with Laura Lowe
How to Smurf.
High Plains Fister.
Here's one I thought of when Bioshock came out; Biococks.
I started writing a story for it and everything, would have been interesting.
If you started writing the story, keep going with it. Who knows, when the eventual movie adaptation comes out, you may be able to sell Biococks. Although,it seems like it will be a very expensive porno, lol.
May The Foreskin Be With You
Here you go. Sorry there are so many–I got carried away…
Twat’s Eating Gilbert’s Snake
Ballaplaya Nights: The Ballad of Dicky Knobby
Sweet Home Analbama
Sackdraft
Abonement
Vagagascar
Macon Stains
Rimming Pool
Chodes of Glory
Pole Models
Poonstruck
Taint Nuthin But the Blues
The Scroatbook
The quick and the dead. Baha but seriously:
-district 69
-inglourious BBWs
-the nightmare before XXX-mas
-the life erotic: the story of Stiff Zissou.
That is all.
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Thrustquake: Ten on the Dickter scale!
Flight of Aeriola Force One: Journey of our Nation's first female President
The Ten CUM-Man-Mints, starring Carlton Breastman!
Puss and Piss in Boots- the mystical duo has arrived!
The erotic adventures of H.G.Wells: Journey to the center of his girth
Story of the 3 little pig sluts- they'll huff, they'll puff, they'll blow your dick off! (a cartoon adventure)
Felix the Scat take two!
"The Bucket Lust"
1: Stuck In Chuck
2: 500 Days of Hummers
3: Freaks and Geeks and Dirty Dirty Sex
A gladiator epic titled Glad He Ate Her
Remember The Tight Ends.
Oral Sex in Vietnam, or "A Cock to Lips Now"
To Fill a Cockless Bird
Also, elephant in the room, someone's got to mention the obvious one: District 69
4: The Final Destination: Her Vagina
5: G-String Force (Not very creative but the good news is the gerbils are still involved.)
6: Thrustmore
I will continue submitting these GEMS until I win!
The Red Vag of Courage.
It's political commentary and porn, together. Finally.
Or District 69.
7: Doing John Malkovich
8: Seven Positions (This version also ends with Brad Pitt getting some head. Good God I'm clever!)
9: Slow & Paced then Fast & Furious (Repeat as needed. You're welcome, ladies.)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
21 Hump Street
He's Just Not that Into Poon
Pokin' Faces
House of Vag and Cock
1.) Willy's Wonka in the "Chocolate" Factory
2.) Cockolat
3.) Alice in Pleasure Land
4.) Monty Python and the Titty Grab
5.)The Sperminator
6.) Spray Jizza On Her (Les Misérables)
7.) Kissing and Screaming
8.) The Life Erotic W/ Ron Jeremy
9.) The Incredible F*ck
10.) Jurassic Boner
If I think of more I'll be back….
If I win… can you get Martin Starr to sign the poster too? It would make me super duper happy!
That's up to Martin. I don't have any problem mailing the poster to him to sign and having him send it back to me before I send it to the winner. If you win, you can ask him. I really like "The Life Erotic…" btw. Good luck!
Thanks! :)
10: Ben-Hur Over (Wow that sucked…)
11: Bend Over Beckham (…even worse.)
12: Um…Poke Her Haunches? Get it? Like Pocahontas? (Don't worry, I'll let myself out.)
1) Position Impossible
13: The 41 Year Old Sex Addict
14: Fantastic Foursome
15: I don't know…Journey To The Center of …Some Girl's Vagina? I would have tried harder but The Mighty Boosh just came on.
1: Balls of Furry
2: F.I.S.T.I.N.G.
3: Ponyo Knees
4: No Cuntry For Old Men
5: Paul Blart: sMall Cock
Men in Back
A Midsummer Night's Cream
Wet Hot American Cummer
Grandma's Toy
Caddysnatch
Ghost Lusters
Space Clam
Sleepless in the Sattle
Beating Off John Malkovich
Monster Balls
Freaks in Cheeks
Cloudy With a Chance of Steve's Balls
The Da Vinci Choad
Fun with Dicks in Jane
Mulan Splooge
Ferris Bueller Gets Off
E.T. Extra Testicles
Snatch to the Future
Freaks in Cheeks
The Legend of Teabagger Vance
The Dong Also Rises
A Tale of Two Clitties
Goop Dreams
Three Men & a Little Fluffer
Streaks and Cheeks
G*A*S*H
My Own Private Guy To Blow
Mrs. Doubtfire Does Dallas
Napoleon "Guess How Many Chapsticks I Can Fit Up My Ass" Dynamite
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly Chick I Brought Home Last Night
Bowling For Concubine
A Mighty Queef
St. Elmo's Fire Crotch
Plains, Trains, and Auto-erotic Asphyxiation
Bonergeist
A Queef in the Night
Father Knows Breasts
Cleavage and Beaver
Porkin' Mindy
Jerking Strangers
Rosemary's Vajayjay
TJ's Hooker
Mrs. Spinal Clap
Really Dirty Dancing (An X rated tribute)
Mack-her-roni and Squeeze
Mein Cuntf
Hear Them Moaining in Las Vegas
Shaun of the Head
Cumming to America
Poppin' Mary
Breakfast IS Tiffany (cunnilingus supreme)
Little Miss Cum-shine ( A Barely Legal Production)
Hot Shots Part poo (Full anal)
Poon-o
The Eventful Life of Fuckenstein (a mockumentary, with boning)
Arma-gettin' some!
Finding Reamo ( a butt plug feature)
Queeferoni (A San Francisco Treat)
Forrest Hump
Hot Cock and Two Smoking Balls
The Way of The Cunt
The Italian Hand Job
Bonin
Cum in 60 Seconds
The Porn Identity (Triple Feature)
Malcolm SeX (Just as political, but more sexy)
White Men Can't Hump (An African American Special)
King Dong
Lost in Translation-She Said, "No," But All He Heard Was, "YES"
Laverne Does Shirley (Finally! You could cut the tension with a knife)
Raging Balls
Skilled Bill
Freudian Strip
Earnest Goes To Hump
Office Lace (Red Vibrating Stapler Included)
Black Cock Down-And Then Up
Can Touch This
Sorry for all of the entries, we really want to win!!! Plus, porn names are fun to come up with, and we have no life.
My Cooz and Vinnie
Having too much fun cumming up with these….
haha
Top Cum
Blackcock Dangerous
The Fister King
Gag Me Mrs. Lacey
16: Rachel Getting Some (God, I want Anne Hathaway, but that's a whole other soft core porn idea itself.)
17: Pretty Pink (John Hughes would be cool with it, I'm sure.)
18: (Say it with me, everyone.) Jurassic Pork (Yeah, sorry…I just had to finish my group of three submissions. I'm just really OCD like that.)
Here's a book edition
22: A Tale of Two Titties (Well that was crude…I'm sure the next one will make up for it.)
23: One Spooged On The Cuckoo's Chest (Nope, even worse. Ugh, maybe books aren't my thing…Maybe I should try one based off of a play?)
24: A Midsummers Night's Cream (OK…let's just pretend this group of submissions never happened OH NO! I'M ACCIDENTALLY HITTING THE SUBMIT BUTTON!!!)
I'm going to do a TV show edition…
19: Friends With Benefits (Don't forget the crappy spin off Joey Does L.A.
20: The Twin's Peaks
21: Buffy The Vampire Rapist (These kids nowadays think Vampires are so cool and hip. I think it's time they learn the dark side. The raping I mean, not the blood drinking.)
There are tons of others in my head but they are even more obvious that these.
There are some seriously awesome submissions so far. The contest is open for just a few more days. I am so glad we got Martin Starr to judge this because we would be fighting about a winner for way too long if it was left to us. Good luck everyone!
I've got my pick FTW, but it's not up to me.
My show is on commercial so here 's a video game edition
25: Poon Raider
26: Poke Her, Man (Gotta bone em all!)
27: (Crap, my show is back on) Uh…Super…Boner Bros.? (Sorry…that was just awful.)
My penis wants to suggest "Edward Dildo Hands".
I was just gonna play some DS but you don't know my penis like I do. He can be very persuasive.