Posted by Jerry in Contest, DVD, DVD Giveaway, General News, Indie | 80 comments
‘Good Dick’ DVD & Signed Poster Contest

‘Good Dick’ was one of my favorite films of last year. It is a great indie comedy starring Jason Ritter and Marianna Palka, who also wrote and directed it. I wrote a glowing review of the film when I first saw it and then had a chance to do an awesome interview with Jason and Marianna a little while after after. A few weeks ago, they self-released a limited edition copy of the DVD, which will soon be out of print because the film just hit stores on September 1st. We have a copy of the original limited edition DVD to give away along with a signed mini-poster for the film. The poster is signed by both Jason and Marianna.
In order to win, you have to get creative. An element of the film is Marianna’s character’s love for bad softcore porn. So we want you to come up with the best porn title you can think of. Try to keep it clean, or at least clean-ish. In other words, don’t try to submit Huge Black C***s with Pearly White C**. That Kevin Smith reference won’t earn you any extra points with us anyway because we aren’t judging the contest. Our very special celebrity guest judge for this contest is Martin Starr, who appears in the film as a video store clerk. We’ll keep this contest going until the middle of the month.
Good Luck!
Jerry Cavallaro – www.AreYouStuckLikeChuck.com









Johnny Depp edition
28: Edward Dildo Hands
29: Who's Eating Gilbert Grape
(I really shouldn't have committed to a Johnny Depp edition…I don't know…)
30: Alice's Wonderland? Pirates of The Caribbean 4: …something something Booty? (I need sleep.)
Benny and Poon?
There's already an Edward Penis Hands movie. It's beautifully disturbing.
Raging Bulge
A Streetwhore Named Desire
The Public Enema
Hoe Improvement
The Tranny
Good and Horny, Vietnam
What Cream May Cum
"Rapo Man: Ordinary F*cking People"
I made myself laugh. Wanted to share.
If Grain Turns into White Rice, Somebody Ground It.
(Okay, this is so lame, I won't even put my contact info here. But hey, it's a totally clean and obscure title.)
I think it's supposed to be "grinded."
When Harry Ate Sally
Harry and the Bendheroversons
Ocean's 11"
Alpaca Lips Now
the hills have bis
the hills have bis
The Fist & The Curious
Ace Menstrua – Wet Detective
The Fist & The Curious
Ace Menstrua – Wet Detective
Dr. Hugelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Take It In the Bum
The Shawshank Insemination
Lawrence of Her Labia
Fiddle Her on the Roof.
Fun with Dick in Jane.
Blew One All Over the Cuckoo's Chest
On the Chode
Boyz in the Clitoral 'Hood
Schindler's Fist
He's Just Not That Into Poo
The Old Man and the Pee
The Hives of Others
Cool Hand Puke
I Can Do Scat All By Myself
There Will Be Blood
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Deepthroat
1. Chode to Perdition
2. Vaginal Wall-E
3. Pube Zero
4. Fuck Everlasting
Revolutionary Chode
Thunder Chode
On the Chode Again
I Want to Hold Your Clam (Beatle's Song)
My Cock's in Vinny
Poker Her Face
The Gang Bangs of New York
Deflowering Miss Daisy
The Man With the Two Wangs
Lube ( a pornographic version of "Grease")
Mrs. Butter's Worth it
Cocktoberfest!
1 guy, 1 dog, and 1 jar of peanut butter
1 guy, 1 dog, and 1 jar of peanut butter
Event Whorizon
Labiarinth
-Uncle Fuck