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Character Cage Match: Lt. Aldo Raine vs. Tyler Durden (Tarantino Week Edition)
Welcome to the fifth and final WAMG Character Cage Match, in honor of Quentin Tarantino’s newest film INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. This final match of the week-long fight card is the Main Event, putting the fan favorite Hollywood star Brad Pitt in the ring against his imaginary self, vying for the coveted heavy-weight Cage Match Championship.
Brad Pitt has given us many great characters. In this epic Cage Match, we witness two characters brought to life by Pitt, each of them equally crazy and fearless and driven by violence. Lt. Aldo Raine of INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS is the commanding officer of a rag-tag team of military misfits, given the choice of serving their sentence or serving their country. Tyler Durden of FIGHT CLUB is a psychotic uninhibited madman, the founder of the underground Fight Club sensation that swept and nation looking for an alternative to the humdrum corporate suburban lifestyle and completely a figment of The Narrator (Ed Norton).
Fighting out of the left corner, the challenger Lt Aldo Raine stands determined and ready to have a good ole time beating the crap out of his opponent, just like he does to those no-good Naatzi bad guys he’s been enlisted by Allied forces to kill on sight. Lt. Aldo Raine may be reckless and perhaps enjoys his work a little too much, but one thing’s for sure… he takes scalping his enemies seriously!
Fighting out of the right corner, the reigning king of chaos Tyler Durden stands pumped up and itching to throw down with his opponent. Durden is skilled in bare-knuckle boxing and all-around no-holds-bar fighting. The first rule of this Cage Match bout is… there are NO rules! Anyone who chooses to challenge Tyler Durden should be prepared for the worst, because there’s no tapping out of this match.
Are you ready for this Cage Match Chaos? This Main Event caps off a week of special match-ups in recognition of Quentin Tarantino’s new film INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS and the winner will be named the new Master of Mayhem. So, who will become the Heavy-Weight Cage Match Champion? Lt. Aldo Raine (INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS) or Tyler Durden (FIGHT CLUB) … it’s your decision. Cast your vote by leaving a comment below and support your fighter of choice.
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Since Tyler Durden is essentially a figment of the imagination…Lt Aldo Raine wins this one handsssssssss down.
But as a figment of the imagination, Durden could do much more psychological and physical damage while technically sustaining none. You could also make the stretch that Ed Norton would be behind the physical incarnation so Brad Pitt and Ed Norton against Brad Pitt would make it seem kind of lopsided. Durden wins by convincing Aldo Raine to kill himself in order to kill him.
TYLER DURDEN TAKES THIS WIN!
No doubt Tyler Durden. Tyler is a psycho even if he's only in the narrator's mind.
pretty sure norton shoots himself and doesnt die. tyler falls for it though. aldo has a scar on his neck where someone slit his throat. live through that and youre a badass….aldo hands down.
Only in the MOVIE does he not die. Read the book, kiddo.
Aldo in a landslide… Durden acts too much like a Brownshirt to survive this.
tyler durden because he is much younger and fit than the 46 year old aldo.
neither are real nerd boy scott
face it,, Aldo would shoot the defenseless durden
ALDO RAINE IS THE MAN! AND WINS HANDS DOWN. AGREEING WITH ANY1 WITH THERE THROAT SLIT AND STILL BREATHING IS A BAD ASS!
Aldo Reine wins. He calls out the bear jew to finish off the opponent…by the way..that scar on his throat isn't from a knife slit, its a ropeburn. Pssht.
Aldo Raine most def. I agree with billy about the bear jew. Then he would scalp him.