Welcome to the newest edition of We Are Movie Geek’s Character Cage Match! In tonight’s main event, we have scheduled a cut-throat carnival of carnage containing contestants of the cute and cuddly but cunningly capable carnivorous concoction. Don’t let the diminutive degree of their dimension distract your onlooking eyes, as these diabolical devils in disguise definitely have a disposition for devouring and destroying anything that dares get in their way.
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Gremlins…
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Critters… |
- Reach: Gremlins clearly have the upper hand here, sporting disproportionately long agile arms with razor-sharp claws.
- Strengths: Gremlins have a bit of a height advantage over Critters. They tend to travel in “packs” and have a fiendish sense of humor. The Gremlins’ biggest advantage is the ability to multiply in water, so don’t even think about facing one of these guys mano-a-mano near any water, because you’ll end up an army of one against literally, an army of Gremlins.
- Weaknesses: If you aren’t gaining any ground against the Gremlins with baseball bats and shotguns, and your sneaky enough, lure them into daylight and watch them squirm as they melt into a pile of primordial Gremlin goo.
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- Reach: Critters are clearly at a disadvantage on this front. While they do have claws, they are hindered by stubby little arms.
- Strengths: Critters certainly are the underdogs in size. They also tend to travel in “packs” and have a razor-sharp smile. The Critters’ biggest advantage is two-fold. They are highly mobile, able to roly-poly into balls and roll along at high speeds. They also have a projectile advantage, shooting deadly spines from their backs.
- Weaknesses: No special tricks here. If you can’t bring them down yourself, you might as well add yourself to the menu. The only way to dispose of these furry little freaks is to squash, slice, shoot or burn them into oblivion
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It’s up to you to decide which of these devastating demon dogs will dominate the other in this deadly dual to the death. Compare the contestants, then place your vote on your choice for the outcome by posting a comment below.
Critters….really bad buggers
I’ll go with Panda Hugger….’Critters’. Dont mess with a bunch of Krites.
Gotta be Critters. They can band together and create that giant, chomping ball of death. Gremlins can’t do that.
Thing with the Gremlins is all they need to do is find a puddle of water to multiply and then they’ll be an army of them to destroy the Critters!
Therefore Gremlins get my vote!
I’m going with Critters. Logically speaking, they could just stay on the run long enough to keep the Gremlins out at night until sunrise and use their projectile spines as a run-and-gun maneuver.
If you’re talking about the Gremlins from the first movie, then my vote will be for them, but if it’s the ones from the second one, then I have to with the Critters.
I Vote Gremlins, Critters were stupid and always Hungry, And the Gremlins were sadistic and could trick them into going after food… then blowing them to hell while laughing….
CRITTERS ALL THE WAY NOT ONLY CAN THEY MAKE THAT GIANT BALL OF DEATH IF U WATCHED THE FIRST MOVIE AFTER A CERTIN AMOUNT OF TIME THEY GROW TO A HUGE SIZE, ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MAN AND THEY ARE SMARTER THAN THE GREMLINS THE ARE SNEEKY AND THE CAN FLY SPACE SHIPS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! CRITTERS WIN.