Dec 22, 2008

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Character Cage Match: Godzilla vs. Cloverfield

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If you think both characters are evenly matched then label your response DRAW. If you’d like to add other similarities that I may have missed, feel free to list them as well.

This week’s showdown… Albeit a more obvious match up:

Godzilla (1998) vs. Cloverfield

Nevertheless, the question must be asked… Who would win this ferocious confrontation between these two behemoths?

Both are:

  • are tremendous in size.
  • terrorized New York City.
  • are scaly.
  • are somewhat immune to tanks and any sort of weapon.
  • are apparently Asexual organisms?
  • apparently have nice limbs (I guess they work out)
  • have a fetish for munching on helicopters.
  • were overly hyped.

Make your choice known by leaving comments below. If you think the characters are evenly matched, then label your response DRAW. If you’d like to add other similarities that I may have missed, feel free to list them as well.

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  1. I have to go with Dragonzord. Because both monsters suck. Now don’t get me wrong, the ORIGINAL Godzilla kicked ass but the ’98 Godzilla sucked ass.

  2. Gonna go with Cloverfield. It has all those tiny creepy crawlies in addition to being huge and strong.

  3. I’m obliged to side with Godzilla. (Toon, you’re absolutely right! The 1998 version was NO Godzilla! Did you see him get humiliated in Godzilla: Final Wars?) As cool as the Cloverfield creature is, Godzilla has an undefeated record and nuclear power on his side. The thing is like the Randy Couture of giant monsters!

  4. My Girl 2.

  5. Gotta go with Cloverfield. Not only can it take down American Godzilla (think about it, American Godzilla got taken out by a couple of sidewinders, a nuke didn’t even take care of Clovy), but those little crab things are gonna make all the American Godzilla Jr.s explode all over MSG.

    Travis, Godzilla is the Randy Couture of giant monsters? Cloverfield is the Brock Lesner, and we all know how that fight turned out, don’t we?

  6. Actually, I was referring to the “original” Godzilla, not the crappy American version. I didn’t realize until after I posted my comment that the showdown was SPECIFICALLY pitting the American Godzilla vs. the Cloverfield creature. Therefor, CLOVERFIELD all the way!!! Emmerich’s stupid overgrown gecko with the Jay Leno chin would drop as fast as the challenger in a Mike Tyson bout!

  7. Were you referring to the Mike Tyson fight with Peter McNeely and the manager threw in the towl in the first round?

  8. American Godzilla sucks

  9. Aya Reiko says:

    '98 'zilla v. Cloverfield – Cloverfield, hands down. '98 'zilla went down with simple missiles. Cloverfield was still tearing s*** up even after a nuke.

    Classic Godzilla vs. Cloverfield – Draw. Both are nigh near indestructible. They'd tear the world in half before either one would get slightly winded.

  10. godzillafan says:

    i don't care what u retards say, godzilla is the best monster of all time. sure the army couldn't take care of the cloverfield monster on the movie but, it didn't face anything its own size and plus godzilla can tear that thing in two with his humongous jaws. he can also burn that pathetic excuse for a monster to a crisp. sorry but godzilla would win that fight, sure he might have his hands full, but he'll still win at the end.

  11. i go with ??????????? aaa mmmmmmm aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh oo i kno cloverfield sorry if i speell stuff wrong ok bye

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