ATTN Fox: Don’t Mess with ‘Watchmen’
Posted by Scott on December 30, 2008 5 Comments

Unless you guys are just itching to enrage every movie geek on the Internet in the world, do us all a favor and quit trying to push back the release date for ‘Watchmen’. We understand …

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Uwe Boll … please stop … everything!

Submitted by Scott on Thursday, 10 April 2008No Comment

Uwe Boll has been involved in the movie-making process since … well, that doesn’t matter. He has made several video games into movies, takes the cheap (crappy) way out and does all the production himself, usually writes it himself, and then releases the finished product to lackluster results at the box office. He is able to get financing for these movies because in Germany they have a tax shelter fund, and if you invest in movies the government gives you half of it back. So his investors still see a return with whatever it makes at the box office/DVD sales.

His movies are crap, and someone should stop him. Here are some of his ratings on Rotten Tomatoes:

House of the Dead - 4%
Bloodrayne - 4%
Alone in the Dark - 1%
Blackwoods - 11% (his hightest rating)

… and as most of you already know, someone started a petition in the hopes that Uwe Boll would quit making, writing and producing movies. Well, Uwe Boll was enraged and said it would take 1,000,000 signatures for him to stop making movies. The petition has 164,206 signatures right now. Do your part in making the movie world better, and sign this thing.




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