Apr 3, 2008

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Rambo Vs. Dutch

I was watching Rambo the other day and then Predator came on right after it. Which made me think, “Who would win? Rambo, or Dutch?” Then I thought … hey, that would be an awesome series on wearemoviegeeks. So this is the beginning of this series I call “Vs.” I am going to pit all kinds of movie characters in a fight to the death, the way I see it happening. First off Rambo vs. Dutch from Predator.

DUTCH’S BIO

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Previous Enemies: Predator, enough said.

Weapon Of Choice: M16 with grenade launcher attachment, Combat Knife.

RAMBO’S BIO

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Previous Enemies: The Korean Army

Weapon Of Choice: Compound Bow, Combat Knife.

SETTING: A lush Jungle.

Both are dropped off via helicopter under the cover of night. Rambo starts looking around for a good vantage point to see everything. Dutch slowly makes his way to the place where Rambo’s chopper was. Rambo climbs up a tall tree and looks around for any sign of Dutch, but can’t seem to find him. Dutch stops and takes a look up at the skyline, he sees something in a distant tree. Dutch starts moving closer to the tree’s location. At that moment Rambo notices Dutch’s movement in the jungle below. Rambo pulls out his compound bow and starts to draw it back. He keeps the arrow right on the moving leaves and brush. Dutch, having not taken his eyes off of the lump on the side of a tree. He knows what Rambo is doing, and he waits till he can escape from Rambo’s careful watch. Dutch stops. Slowly backs up, slowly aims his grenade launcher at the treetop where Rambo sat. Dutch pulls the trigger and time seems to stand still. Hearing the “thoop” from the grenade launcher, Rambo knows he needs to get out of there. Rambo springs to his feet and leaps off the tree branch. Dutch moves in slowly to see if that was Rambo’s last leap. When he gets to the tree that Rambo leaped from, there was no sign of Rambo anywhere. Rambo managed to leap into another tree, but dislocated his left arm when he caught himself. Dutch knows that Rambo is not only near by, but watching him. Rambo pulls out his combat knife and watches. Dutch, knowing that Rambo is going to pop out at him at any second starts wildly firing his gun into the trees. Not expecting this, Rambo gets to the other side of the tree for cover. Rambo realizes this is his best chance to put his arm back to place, seeing as how all you could hear was Dutch firing wildly. Rambo shoves it back into place and sets the bow down. Dutch hears the “click, click, click” as his gun runs out of ammo. He throws it aside and pulls out his combat knife. As Rambo heard the sound of Dutch running out of ammo, he drops down from the tree and starts running at Dutch. Dutch whips around just in time to see Rambo running at him. He manages to duck last second and both men throw each other around and take some serious damage from each other. Then one final charge at each other, both landing serious knife wounds. Dutch lands a fatal blow, knife to the chest. Rambo lands his knife in Dutch’s left shoulder. Both men start shoving their knifes deeper into one another, but it is over. Rambo starts to loose consciousness and falls back. Dutch collapses from exhaustion. But Dutch lives.

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  1. I don’t completely agree with the outcome, but I think a good one would be Crash Davis v. Jimmy Dugan or Jason Bourne v. Ethan Hunt in a regular character match-up.

  2. great ideas! think we will steal them!

  3. It’s what I do. I guess I’ll be your guys Bono or something, lol. I’ll spread the words to my friends and be your Muse!

  4. My friends and I spend many hours debating this. But ultimately, Dutch would have to win. Rambo’s key to victory is that he is sneaky. But you sneak up on dutch, I managed to find invisible aliens. So Rambo is stripped of his advantage..

  5. Matt Ruane says:

    try doing james bond vs jason bourne vs alex rider and then robocop vs judge dredd

  6. Matt Ruane says:

    try doing james bond vs jason bourne vs alex rider and then robocop vs judge dredd i think it will be better

  7. I really like the Rambo knives which can be found from each of his movies. They are really huge and are perfect if your a collector.

  8. I dont agree with this one either! Rambo is for sure more badass than Dutch I mean come on his name is Dutch!!!!!! No offence or anything Predator is a badass movie and all but Dutch did get lucky! I mean Predator gave him all the chances in the world plus Dutch somehow survived a nuclear blast!!!! idk how but come on thats not possible as where Rambo is just plain kickass!!!

  9. also if you want to do a vs… Try Preston (Christian Bale from Equillibrum) vs Jason Borne or better yet if your a fan!!! The Brothers from Boondock Saints Connor and Murphy vs the Brothers from Supernatural Sam and Dean!!! theres a thought!

  10. YOUNG RUSSIAN BLOOD says:

    You should have a fight between Godzilla vs King kong or King leonidas from 300 or Achillies from the movie TROY or Bruce lee vs chuck norris

  11. I would take Dutch, though he’s giving up a little intelligence, he has a considerable advantage in strength and endurance.

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